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OMG, Chris Evans looks hella old now ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆณ

WTF, what the fuck happened?!

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by Anonymousreply 57October 6, 2025 6:10 PM

Nothing that can't be fixed with Botox and Restylane.

by Anonymousreply 1October 4, 2025 10:32 PM

Thin crepey skin. He seems so delicate. Like heโ€™ll fall down and canโ€™t get up.

by Anonymousreply 2October 4, 2025 10:34 PM

He looks great to me. No way I'd turn that down.

by Anonymousreply 3October 4, 2025 10:34 PM

[quote] No way I'd turn that down.

๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ Not even with your motherโ€™s dick.

by Anonymousreply 4October 4, 2025 10:42 PM

He skips leg day though.

by Anonymousreply 5October 4, 2025 10:42 PM

Skip leg days, he can skip my bed.

by Anonymousreply 6October 4, 2025 10:43 PM

No he doesnโ€™t. OP is blind.

by Anonymousreply 7October 4, 2025 10:49 PM

Looks great to me.

by Anonymousreply 8October 4, 2025 10:52 PM

Looks like jowls

by Anonymousreply 9October 4, 2025 10:53 PM

Isn't he practically a redhead? Gingers age like milk in the desert sun.

by Anonymousreply 10October 4, 2025 10:57 PM

Looks like fit fat

by Anonymousreply 11October 4, 2025 11:00 PM

He can still sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 12October 4, 2025 11:04 PM

Heโ€™s dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 13October 4, 2025 11:10 PM

I think he's still attractive, but time and lack of makeup take its toll on anyone.

by Anonymousreply 14October 5, 2025 12:06 AM

He looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 15October 5, 2025 2:12 AM

he looks better in the photos than any man in his mid 40s that OP is likely to meet in real life. Get a grip

by Anonymousreply 16October 5, 2025 3:47 AM

He looks fine, the botpx is setting , the wig is good, he can play a younger Norma Desmond

by Anonymousreply 17October 5, 2025 3:58 AM

OP Youre an idiot. Go to bed.

by Anonymousreply 18October 5, 2025 5:23 AM

Uh, he looks fine.

Certainly better than OP, worshing himself with a rag on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 19October 5, 2025 5:51 AM

OP you're rage-baiting

by Anonymousreply 20October 5, 2025 5:56 AM

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 21October 5, 2025 6:01 AM

He looks terrific.

He had horrible eye work years ago that made them seem like dots in the center of a big head. The same work Ryan Phillippe had.

But he looks good now. Chris, don't let them touch your face.

by Anonymousreply 22October 5, 2025 6:19 AM

I donโ€™t be look like this yet and I am six years older than him. I asked my husband how old does this man look (not knowing it was Chris) and he said 61. Arenโ€™t millennials the generation that cracked on their late 20s?

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by Anonymousreply 23October 5, 2025 8:42 AM

R23 Well, that just proves even handsome folks can take a shitty photo. Same photo call but he looks great in OP's photo and horrible in yours.

by Anonymousreply 24October 5, 2025 9:25 AM

He looks great.

by Anonymousreply 25October 5, 2025 9:29 AM

He looks good - and he looks like a man pushing 50. He looks a little different, maybe rhinoplasty?

Does he have kids yet?

by Anonymousreply 26October 5, 2025 9:36 AM

He needs the beard back.

by Anonymousreply 27October 5, 2025 10:14 AM

[quote] He looks good - and he looks like a man pushing 50.

You think it looks good to look like a man pushing 50?!?

by Anonymousreply 28October 5, 2025 10:31 AM

Sure. The idea is to look good, not to look young.

by Anonymousreply 29October 5, 2025 10:38 AM

Why would he want to look old though?

by Anonymousreply 30October 5, 2025 10:44 AM

He doesnโ€™t look like a man pushing fifty. He looks like man IN his 50s - which is only a bad thing when youโ€™re 44. Iโ€™m 50 and I look younger than him.

by Anonymousreply 31October 5, 2025 10:59 AM

Those titties have mesmerized me for the last 25 years and they still hold up.

by Anonymousreply 32October 5, 2025 11:37 AM

Does he have a hair transplant or a 'hair system'? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 33October 5, 2025 3:15 PM

[quote] Why would he want to look old though?

Well, dear, some of us look old because we ARE old -- celebrity or civilian. Aging is part of life.

by Anonymousreply 34October 5, 2025 3:20 PM

He's very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 35October 5, 2025 3:43 PM

r23 "I donโ€™t be look like this"

What is your native language? Just curious

by Anonymousreply 36October 5, 2025 3:43 PM

He looks great for mid-40s. What an odd observation, OP.

by Anonymousreply 37October 5, 2025 4:07 PM

[quote] What is your native language? Just curious

Why, faux-ghetto, of course.

by Anonymousreply 38October 5, 2025 4:10 PM

OP get back on your meds.

by Anonymousreply 39October 5, 2025 4:12 PM

His haircare system is state of the art.

by Anonymousreply 40October 5, 2025 4:15 PM

He needs to be more gray.

I hope he doesnโ€™t think the Robert Redford and Tom Cruise were fooling anyone.

by Anonymousreply 41October 5, 2025 4:19 PM

He looks like a handsome 44 year old man who might need to find a better dermotologist for his Botox...it seems unevenly done.

The hair dye is ok for now. It still looks passable. Hair dye on men after a certain age becomes a problem; actually makes you look older. That and the use of ridiculous shades of dye that end up looking super fake.

by Anonymousreply 42October 5, 2025 9:21 PM

He's never looked better. I suppose you want men to stay practically pre-pubescent, OP? And, you ain't gettin any younger or younger looking either.

by Anonymousreply 43October 5, 2025 11:03 PM

Anyone using the word hella probably looks older than him.

by Anonymousreply 44October 5, 2025 11:44 PM

He looks better with some blond. And then leave all those wooly bits below the neck alone!

by Anonymousreply 45October 5, 2025 11:45 PM

He looks fine, though the hair makes him look like a community college professor who cheats on his wife with his much-younger students.

by Anonymousreply 46October 5, 2025 11:46 PM

[quote]Does he have kids yet?

R26, I don't think he has kids yet, but he got married to a much younger wife (16 years younger) a couple of years ago. On some websites you can find fangirls complaining about the age difference.

by Anonymousreply 47October 6, 2025 7:56 AM

He looks pretty good to me.

by Anonymousreply 48October 6, 2025 8:10 AM

If Chris Evans looks old I must look like the crypt keeper.

by Anonymousreply 49October 6, 2025 8:47 AM

Marriage ages men fast. Sucks the youth and joie-de-vivre right out of them.

by Anonymousreply 50October 6, 2025 9:18 AM

@47 " he got married to a much younger wife (16 years younger) a couple of years ago. On some websites you can find fangirls complaining about the age difference." I think one of the issues is that the wife is very young-looking while Chris can pass for being older. When they started dating, she was 24 but looked like she was 19, while he was 40 and could have passed for 45.

It's an important lesson for all of us, darlings: having a younger partner can put a spring in our step but can also make us look old and decrepit in contrast.

by Anonymousreply 51October 6, 2025 9:49 AM

R46 OUCH. That's a perfect description.

by Anonymousreply 52October 6, 2025 10:04 AM

[quote] Does he have kids yet?

Yes, one daughter. She got into acting too.

by Anonymousreply 53October 6, 2025 5:02 PM

He needs to go with better eyeglass frames or contacts.

by Anonymousreply 54October 6, 2025 5:34 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Visible wrinkles AND crinkly skin? Ew, kill it!!!

by Anonymousreply 55October 6, 2025 5:48 PM

[quote] He needs to be more gay.

FIFY R41!

by Anonymousreply 56October 6, 2025 6:08 PM

Gurrrll! He looks Hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 57October 6, 2025 6:10 PM
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