Meghan at Paris Fashion Week

I think she looks great.

What is she doing there?

She's lucky that that the layers come across as flowy instead of as camouflage for 20 unwanted pounds.

She looks good. Kind of Riyadh Comedy Festival Chic, but she looks good.

Concentrating hard on that walk.

Is she trying to channel Indira Gandhi in white?

Walking the runway of life!

Why is she so convinced she looks best in neutrals? She looks terrible in them.

She's too short for that walk.

Playing the grande dame.

Haters gonna hate. Go Meghan!

There's something off about her face - very shiny and plasticky.

She's eased up on the bronzer for once. Probably didn't want to get it on the all-white ensemble before returning it to Balenciaga.

She's so nothing; its laughable

As ever the evil narcissist.

She makes beautiful clothes look horrible. She is very awkward for an actress who has in the business for 2 decades

As ever, much ado about nothing.

Wow! She can go to Paris, but she cannot step foot in the country to which she owes everything.

A booking coup for her 'Chief Communications Officer" and her "Global Director of Communications"; I expect they had to drop the appearance fee to get an invite.

[quote] A booking coup for her 'Chief Communications Officer"

I hope it's Lieutenant Uhura!

She's "swaddled" in "immaculate, soft folds of cream cashmere and silk."

She's a pretty-enough woman but this outfit has too much volume and too many layers for her frame. Very "rich Arab lady going shopping in Paris while sheik husband stays in Saudi to party with hookers" look.

That walk!

In other words, once again she has borrowed something that doesn't fit her.

Another view....this looks dreadful on her.

Eet eez orribull.

It is interesting that the Duchess is capable of traveling to this event but not to Great Britain.

It's what the wealthy do with their time. I'm all for fashion but would be bored going to one of those things.

Lucy did it better.

Oh yes, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Near and dear to my heart.

That was my family's tent.

She remains irrelevant and dull as dishwater, but she looks good here.

I guess you need a big head to look good with lots of layers.

The whites don’t match.

I love it! This year she has entertained us with her trad-wife show that launched a thousand parodies, and now she's playing grande dame in Paris in white jammies and a bedsheet around her neck. Look at that concentrated strut!

Her outfit later was much better, and the pics are great. She's ready for her close-up!

I wonder if the money shot of her talking to Anna Wintour will be overshadowed by the slapstick kissy face with the designer.

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^^R35. Markle does Zoolander!

Markle was hired by Balenciaga for the publicity.

She will divorce soon

She isn't tall enough for this look. Imagine someone like Tilda Swinton wearing it. Totally different outcome (better!).

Also - doesn't MM promote safety for children? Maybe she didn't research previous Balenciaga campaigns?

I wonder if she told her best friend and photographer Misan Harriman that she was going to the Balenciaga show?

She is so ridiculous. Anything for publicity.

Get a load of this queen's commentary raving about Markle.

He calls himself "The Notorious JTB_KnightOfSussex"...

That guy cracks me up. He’s like every single Filipino gay that I know.

The "Sussex Squad" are absolutely insane. They make the Prancing Ponies and those Heartstopper lunatics look well-adjusted.

Astonishing the amount of vitriol expressed against this truly unremarkable woman.

R44. She’s just fun to mock and she volunteers for it.

I'm amazingly great.

R37 Wasn't Balenciaga cancelled for allegedly exploiting children?

What season is she dressed for?

F the children. Let's drive by Di's Death Tunnel.

I am not impressed by the wardrobe but otherwise I think she looks great.

The same type of schmattas Pam Andersons been wearing lately ..ick!

She looks like she's auditioning for a Pierrot role. You have to hand it to her -- every time you think she cannot be more absurd, she is more absurd!

"The whites don’t match." @33 You're right and it bothers me a lot. At Balenciaga's price-point, this is inexcusable.

Balenciaga, it’s been three years I think since the kiddie adverts with bondage teddy bears and now there’s a new designer, the guy who used to do Valentino. Megs seems to have been warmly welcomed by the designer, Anna Wintour, and others. Surprisingly, a few of her fans admitted she looked swamped in that outfit.

Arby's is wearing a long loose white outfit trying to appear fashionable. How predictable.

The white pantsuit is fashion at its most basic , there is almost no hope for her if she gets that wrong. The fashion media need to stop trying to make her happen, she always makes them look awful.

Why doesn't that old Wintour cow pull her aside and say "Darling, this isn't working for you. I think I you can find something better"?

The daughter- in- law of the King Charles III looks super. Harry is happy

1978 called. Halston wants the fabric back

I look some footage of her just out of curiosity and she was woefully overdressed for the occasion. The thing about Meghan is she never gets anything quite right and because she's so pretentious and clearly has zero sense of humor about herself, it makes it hilarious. I mean that strut.

Although I do have to say something seemed off with her eyes in her appearances. They were glassy. I don't know if she was drunk, high (both) or is having some sort of breakdown.

[quote]What season is she dressed for?

Never the right one.

Her entire claim to fame, other than having a small supporting role on a cable TV show, is that she married a British prince. Yet she so badly wants to be: a humanitarian, a feminist, a fashion icon, an entrepreneur, an influencer, and a royal. However, she has demonstrated that she has no talent for any of these. She can't make her mind up if she's going to be silly on "Ellen" or walk what she thinks is "regally" as seen in this video. She is a classic narcissist and, what's worse, she has alienated her husband from everyone who loved him to ensure he is completely dependent on her for love. So, he flails around whining, whingeing, acting happy, accusing, suing, and demonstrating with each action how bitter and undeveloped he is. Watching them is like watching a never-ending train wreck.

She is suffocating for any snippet of good press. I wonder if Anna will help her, or not.

She's gorgeous

She certainly, at times, can achieve gorgeous. Makle is actually very pretty and has beautiful coloring.

But damn, she's unlikable. That air of strained phoniness just clings to her.

Signd of alcoholism there, and high as a kite.

Liza wore that to Studio 54 in 1978

She looks incredibly nervous. She also makes an otherwise fashionable outfit look like something used to cradle a mug of tea.

She always looks like she's wrapped herself in tablecloths and put on shoes too big for her.

Soulless-zombie-wise.

She's wearing white after Labor Day!

Is it Halloween already?

"She certainly, at times, can achieve gorgeous. Makle is actually very pretty " I agree that her face, at times, can be pretty. She has a GREAt smile. But her body is no bueno. She is by no means overweight but she has a very wide mid-section, weirdly skinny calves, no waist, broad shoulders... it's just profoundly unappealing.

Yes it’s hard to be objective as her personality is so poisonous but her face is very pretty. It’s a mystery why she dresses so poorly most of the time. She seems to think she’s 5’8” rather than 5’4”.

The weird unflattering clothes thing is just part of her whole deal. She has wanted for years and years to be a worldwide influencer because she has absolutely convinced herself (based on nothing whatsoever except her bizarre self-confidence) that she has absolutely stunning taste in clothes, wine, food, make-up, and men, and that the world needs to learn from her.

I am sure she tried to give the other royal women tips on how to dress and style themselves when she lived in the UK.

It’s been a while so I just want to stay or GET OFF MY SCREEN

Say it* not stay or. My fingers are FAT tonight.

My God, she looks ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!

I don’t follow the royals on DL, however, I cannot deny how beautiful this woman looks in these photos/vids.

She’s the epitome of #goals.

Minimal makeup, minimal hair shit, minimal jewelry, & perfect skin/hair.

Gosh damn! I wanna look like Meghan Markle!

This is later that night in the black dress...

R80 is the Duchess' current PR flack, about to resign after posting those lies.

I really wanted to be performatively true to myself and Harry by traveling here by navigating my own intercontinental canoe to restrict my trip’s global carbon footprint—but, an exclusive jetplane arrival just felt so much more fabulous…!

Lol

No surprises here

On the plus side, she isn't a wrinkled mess like usual, and that bun gets her greasy, dirty extensions out of her face

She looks like Ghandi!

I'm not a fan of her but the people in that Reddit sub at R81 are PSYCHOTIC.

That's not what I meant when I suggested "wear something white"

if I was to spend time hating someone she would not even be my top ten.

if you're going to express hatred maybe make it count.

[quote] She will divorce soon

Only if she feels it will help her career.

R80 - hello Ms. Markle. Glad you could join us.

She looks [italic]loaded[/italic] at r81.

R86 - Shouldn't your Nazi heritage and privilege tell you better about proper spelling, dear?

The black dress at r81 is better on her frame. It suits her painfully tasteful classic-Carolyn Bessette-meets-Californian-Jennifer-Aniston shtick.

The white robes are ok, but Meghan too short for them. They would suit someone like Angelina Jolie as she drifts through a refugee camp, blessing the needy.

[quote] Wow! She can go to Paris, but she cannot step foot in the country to which she owes everything.

I don’t think Britain particularly wants her back, BPC.

I doubt that anywhere particularly wants her back.

I think she's deleted the Diana disaster tour video from her IG.

Oh, good for her! And people say that she's a manipulative shrew totally lacking in empathy.

Looks like a Klan outfit.

[quote]She looks loaded at [R81].

I want to say maybe it's just a bad angle but you're right, she looks like her mind's in outer space.

Well, isn't she something,, buzzing through the Diana Death Tunnel in Paris on Instagram.

Cunt.

Megs needs a new nose.

Another contrived, coordinated, over-planned, superficial public outing by the Queen of non-self awareness.

I don't think she looks so much loaded as distressed, like she knows the trip was a disaster and maybe she's got a tiny clue that the walls really are closing in.

[quotemaybe she's got a tiny clue that the walls really are closing in.

No, she has no self-awareness.

There is nothing genuine about this woman. Every movement and word is planned. She is someone who thinks she can be perceived according to plan, but it doesn't work. It's like talking to a bad liar. You know what they are saying is garbage, but they are so convinced that they are convincing that it's embarrassing on many levels.

She is the epitome of throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks. So far, nothing.

For once her signature grin was not on display. Maybe she was indeed nervous and waiting for the Imodium to kick in?

I don’t know that the trip was a disaster. Yes she looked like a bundle of rags but she’s worn similar looks before. Yes her pap walk to the car was hysterically funny but neither she nor her fans will think that. At the show she was acknowledged by the designer and Anna Wintour so she’s sitting with the big kids. The mystery is why she got the invite.

[quote] She is suffocating for any snippet of good press. I wonder if Anna will help her, or not.

Anna knows the value of publicity. She said she would invite Meghan and Kate to the MET Gala, and tell them to leave their husbands at home. Ha!

[quote]She tries too hard to be relatable in her public image, but we tend to think she and Harry would be better off embracing a more conventional celebrity philanthropist sort of lifestyle instead of a pseudo-royal one or a lifestyle influencer one, both of which tend to attract a lot of criticism. We should see her at more museum galas and runway shows.

[quote]The mystery is why she got the invite.

She was invited for one reason: her name earns clicks.

That reminds me how much I have always loathed Tom and Lorenzo.

It’s like they use the royal We.

[quote][R80] - hello Ms. Markle. Glad you could join us.

I'm Sussex now, haven't you heard!

"Royal News Network", OP? Was "Tory Cunts R Us" not available for comment?

I swear half of you shitpost to these threads while masturbating with a QEII commemorative dildo.

Only 19 comments there, either the more critical ones were deleted or traffic is really down on their site.

I think it's a lovely ensemble. Very classic. She wears it well.

Please, remember the commercials where they had models dressed in long flowing white dresses made of toilet paper? That's what she looks like.

In fact, the toilet paper dresses were actually more stylish and interesting.

I think it would be better if it were a little more fitted in a more flowy fabric. It's not a bad outfit, it's just the way she walks around in it.

Is the strange walk because she's wearing loaner shoes which are too big? She's had that problem before but I assumed that as she's now rich that she can buy her own.

She can't afford anything.

Meghan can’t afford to pay attention.

She is an otherwise fine looking woman but her personality and history make her impossible to appreciate.

[QUOTE]"Tory Cunts R Us"

I read this as "Tony Curtis R Us" and was thoroughly confused for a bit. (Even he wore more form fitting outfits on Some Like it Hot.)

She’ a regular “ CLOSE WHORES”

Whatever happened to her jam business?

It was a sticky situation.

She's getting raked over the coals for this picture which was still on As Ever website as of yesterday. Her stans over on Twitter are so goddamn dumb defending her using the tongs backwards. "It's meant to be used bith ways! I know because my grandmother taught me canning!"

Or her wine business? Or her scattered-flower-petal business? Or her acting-but-only-with-A List-directors career?

Remember when one of her shortbread with dried flower sprinkles displays had a little bug crawling around on the plate?

This kind of made me join the I Hate Meghan club. Really remarkable likeness to the Duchess Of Windsor, that poor beknighted fashion icon.

Meghan ‘’bug on the plate’’ Markle

How did I miss tonggate? 😂

I saw a hilarious comment somewhere else that compared Meg's white outfit from the Balenciaga to something Dorothy Zborniak would wear. Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

Didn't anyone tell her not to wear white as a solid / bottom after Labor Day? Plus, she looks awful in it. She's warm toned.

[quote]She's warm toned.

THANK you. I've been saying for years she's an Autumn.

[quote] Or her acting-but-only-with-A List-directors career?

R129, I saw her starring in a Hallmark TV movie that my friend's mom was watching while I was at their house. She was no worse than any other Hallmark leading lady, but no better either. I wonder who turned whom down for further endeavors in that realm -- they seemed made for each other.

I've seen lots of commentary here and elsewhere on her Zoolander Walk. The penny dropped for me just now that it's the same way that I used to walk when drunk or out of it but didn't want anybody to know - veeeeerrryy caaaarefully.

she does look high as fuck