How many Dataloungers are in this picture?

Black woman's gotta go. Petey's warriors simply won't abide anyone but an angry white guy telling them what to do.

Do all of them have to go through that inspection or just the ones that need to lose weight?

I heard that due to the obesity epidemic, there is now a "training before the training" kind of thing. They have to first get the fat ones in reasonable shape before they can start the normal training. Not sure if that's true or exaggerated.

Um, maybe don’t serve shitty food if you have to inspect each tray

Lean mean fighting machines.

make Pete Hegseth proud

None. A real DLer would be handing out the towels in the locker-room and inspecting anal and cock cleanliness. Oh, and managing a hidden camera in the showers.

More performative bullshit.

As R3 said, don't serve mac and cheese if you really want them to be healthy. Also, I'm sure there are vending machines, etc that are loaded up with Doritos and Cheetos.

Pete's gonna put them all on his own special liquid diet. After a while you don't even want to eat.

[QUOTE] Black woman's gotta go. Petey's warriors simply won't abide anyone but an angry white guy telling them what to do.

I’m sure he’d love it that way. Unfortunately for Whiskey Pete, if you remove black and brown people from the military, then you don’t have a military.

R8, Mayor Pete's special liquid diet?

They need to be on ozempic and if they can't lose the weight they can never see combat. As for recruit, they should be put on ozempic for 6 months and if they aren't losing weight they cant stay in the army. this isnt rocket science. these fat dummies do NOT have the control to loose weight and also they probably can't lose weight, they are too fat.

Both those young men are too fat, in other words. Sure they can become office workers in the army. That nutritionist is NOT going to turn it around for that fatty. he got there through years of being lazy and/or a hog.

Cafeteria hog slop food.

NYTimes article below / non paywall link

Where's the beef?

[quote]I’m sure he’d love it that way. Unfortunately for Whiskey Pete, if you remove black and brown people from the military, then you don’t have a military.

Wait until they remove the lesbians. Then we're in REAL trouble.

From R14's link:

The Army’s [reason] for the course began in 2022, when it missed its recruiting goal by about 15,000 troops, or 25 percent. The following year the Army, Navy and Air Force all missed their goals.

The Pentagon was battling declining interest in military service and a shrinking pool of qualified applicants, caused by falling test scores, high obesity rates and an increase in young people reporting mental health problems. About three-quarters of American youth do not meet the minimum requirements to serve, according to the Pentagon.

Muriel has arranged for a barrack to be set aside for Datalounger use only

Your height and weight will be required upon your next membership renewal

No fats or fems allowed!

First of all, those recruiters should be fed breakfast and dinner of roasted asparagus with garlic, 2-3 boiled eggs, and either sardines or salmon. Fresh watermelon for lunch. No snacking. Beverages: hot water with lemon and shaved ginger at breakfast, and whenever they want, cool/cold water with lemon, cool/cold water infused with lemon slices, chopped fresh mint, sliced cucumber, and shaved fresh ginger. Or water infused with Ceylonese cucumber sticks and whole cloves.

The poundage will drop in a flash.

Oh, and these magnets should be put on fat recruits' mini-fridges, and on every metallic surface in their sleeping quarters:

^^Ceylonese *cinnamon* sticks^^

Give them nutritional supplements from Alex Jones! The pounds will melt away!

Instead of letting in only those recruits that meet the standards, they let in fat, dumb recruits. All those recruiters should be dismissed.

Are you telling me prayer doesn't work with weight loss?

Just stop serving white carb-rice, pasta, Bread

I became obsessed with culinary YouTube for a while; I especially liked the cooking videos provided by the US Military. my favourite was one where the cadets (?) are taught to cook. They are all young and eager kids, and get so excited when they learn to properly season their spaghetti bolognaise to the instructor’s and their own liking.

But this one showing how food is mass produced at West Point is fascinating. It’s all reasonably good quality, a mixture of fresh and frozen ingredients in hearty potions.

Hmm. Only Once Around the Garden for you, Brenda.

It's easy for a 20 year old to get into shape, r12. This isn't some middle aged guy who weighs 400 pounds.

How are army recruits fat? I’ve never been in the army but I thought there was a lot of physical activity involved.

Half those soldiers look pre diabetic