I Am Wickeded Out!

And the first installment is unwatchable! UGH!!Paula Prentiss replaced Joanna Cassidy…. who was fired after filming a week of scenes. I was Wicked out after 20 minutes

[quote]What other Wickedness is creeping into ads and products?

The Wicked douche, which is turning women's pussies green.

Wicked candles.

Get it?

And the first installment is unwatchable! I was Wicked out after 20 minutes

I can barely say "Wickeded"!

[quote]And the first installment is unwatchable!

$750+ million worldwide, plus another $100 million from streaming, says you're wrong, R4. (And, oh dear.)

R6 A lot of garbage produced by Hollywood has made a ton of money. Box office success often has nothing to do with the quality of the film. Maybe for an 8-year-old this film is OK but at two hours and 40 minutes it's unendurable

[Quote] I just saw a commercial for Secret deodorant-with Wicked scents.

Not really a good idea since the movie stunk

[Quote] I Am Wickeded Out!

so is this thread

There is a Wicked breakfast cereal out now.

I haven’t seen one Wicked ad or product yet.

r10 I saw that at Target the other day.

Universal has made hundreds of millions of dollars off Wicked merchandise. It's a huge cash cow for them.

They had a Wicked merch showcase at Hudson House this week. It's so fun.

The Olay Wicked body washes

Wicked x Mattel

You can ride and cuddle with Fiyero's horse, Feldspur.

Fleshlight has Wicked masturbator with Elphaba's green witch pussy lips.

2 Blah Queens offer you a Wicked Christmas Tree tutorial!

Secret x Wicked

I need the Wicked Swiffers.

This is depressing...... the infantilization of the world.

That film is for the poors who don’t read. It’s lousy fanfic.

[quote]You can ride and cuddle with Fiyero's horse, Feldspur.

I'd rather ride and cuddle with Jonathan Bailey.

Aren't our landfills full enough?

It seems the Swiffers aren’t really for Wicked. They made a display case.

Jesus Christ, can we stop with the stupid multiplication sign to mean collab?

When I started this thread I had no idea just how many product placements there were! Whatever happened to product placements matching the film?

YOU MUST CONSUME OR THE FREE WORLD DIES!!!!!!!!

I wasn't that impressed by the first film. I will see the second one eventually, probably on streaming, but I am not going to seek it out. The musical never did anything for me, and I saw it around 2005 (Rue McClanahan was in it at the time). The film seemed really overly bright and washed out, too, which seemed like an odd choice.

I regretted watching the first film in theaters. It was a disjointed bunch of vinaigrettes stringed together with no rhyme or reason and absolutely no pacing. It works much better on streaming where you can watch in chunks.

I can't imagine that some of these product branding deals are profitable for the products.

A while back I saw Carnation creamers for coffe which were branded for White Lotus - huh? There was a Thai pineapple coconut flavor.

Some of these just don't make any sense.

"a disjointed bunch of vinaigrettes"

heheheh

Take the gas pipe OP.

I too CANNOT WAIT until Wicked is behind us FOREVER.

All of the Wicked merch will be coming soon ... to your local Dollar Tree. Or Marshall's. Or Ross. Or TJ Maxx. Or wherever things go now that Big Lots and the 99 Cents store are dead.

I've never seen it but if kids like it, that's okay.

[Quote] I haven’t seen one Wicked ad or product yet.

I haven’t either, r11 — I think most of these Kmart kweens spend all day watching network television, after having listened to the “morning zoo” with John Ray and Billy Bob on “Quad City’s number one radio station, KFLY-AM!”

[quote]I haven’t seen one Wicked ad or product yet.

I'll you one better.

I haven't seen Wicked yet.

I said nothing about quality, R7. I said $750+ million contradicts the claim it is unwatchable.

Whether you are superior to the people who paid the $750 million to watch it is another question entirely, but seems to be the one you want to discuss.

[quote]I said nothing about quality, [R7]. I said $750+ million contradicts the claim it is unwatchable.

Exactly what Faye Dunaway said to Della Reese right before she crashed her fat black ass through that glass door.

Is there a wicked douche?

Disney must be KICKING themselves for not buying the book.

I can enjoy midget anorexic songstress in small doses but I can't last longer than a minute of Cynthia Erivo on my screen.

R48 continued - mint and bubblegum.

Does Gregory Maguire get royalties off any of this stuff?

No, he gets nothing.

[quote] Le Creuset is selling Wicked-themed cooking pots! At this point I am taking this as a sign: the film stinks and you need some pot to get through it.

Don't quit your day job.

This reminds me of the 90s when you’d get a toy related to whichever new movie Disney was releasing with a Happy Meal. Albeit, that was mild and marketing is now cranked up to 11 to ensure as much money as possible is made.

A wicked cooking pot? Good grief.