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Tasteful friends ... help needed with a house & evil partner

I have a rather interesting turn-of-the-century Portland palace for your perusal, but first I must ask you cunts to settle a debate between me and my partner.

As you can see in the listing below, the home is described as a "Craftsman." WHICH IT IS NOT. A Craftsman is, quite literally, a paint-by-numbers version of a house sold by Sears Roebuck in the early 20th century. While clearly an improvement over its predecessors, THIS house is a stunning mansion with a mix of architectural influences – even some Palladian-style symmetry! – but the one thing it is NOT is a "Craftsman."

Arts-and-Crafts Era? Great. Something something Revival? Fine? Sears Fucking Roebuck? Absolutely NOT.

My partner INSISTS, however, that "Craftsman" has "overtaken" arts-and-crafts, "much like millennial subsumed Generation Y," which makes me want to SLAP HER! Please settle this for us, DL. I will get to do some terrible, terrible things to my partner which he does not like in the bedroom if I am correct. (And I usually am.)

That said, I can at least point out some features on the house. If anything, this is the opposite of a typical Tasteful Friends home. While 5,000 sq ft is fucking ridiculous – it's Portland, not Salt Lake City, and they don't have Romney-sized broods, let alone Mormon Wives ones – the interiors are simply stunning. I *love* that kitchen. Even the whimsical tile in the powder room is adorable

Oh, wait: my partner wants to point out some "distasteful" rooms, in his cunty view. He thinks the bed in pic #24 is "basic-bitch-tacky-AF," and is feigning shock that the bed in pic #29 has no headboard. May I slap him? PLEASE?

We do, however, concur that the black sofa thing in pic #32 is fucking HIDEOUS.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 4, 2025 5:14 PM

The interior is disappointing for me. There seems to be few period details left. The kitchen and especially the bathrooms have been McMansionized.

by Anonymousreply 1October 4, 2025 3:30 AM

It will burn down in the riots.

by Anonymousreply 2October 4, 2025 3:32 AM

Imagine waiting 9 months for r1

by Anonymousreply 3October 4, 2025 3:32 AM

Lovely house but I wouldn't pay that for it.

by Anonymousreply 4October 4, 2025 3:43 AM

Craftsman is a generic term for arts and crafts derived houses of the early 20th century and the kit houses that were sold up until WWII. These two kinds of houses overlap, as the kits often had arts and crafts details, but weren't necessarily pure types/ The kits were sold by Sears, Wards, and several other companies that often worked through lumberyards.

the house has a few nice period interior features like the pocket doors. The downsides are some of the "reimagining" of period features like built-in cabinets, although the kitchen is a nice compromise between the modern and some Craftsman inspriation.

by Anonymousreply 5October 4, 2025 3:50 AM

That is the definition of a craftsman house.

by Anonymousreply 6October 4, 2025 3:55 AM

My younger son and his wife have a smaller version that's also called a Craftsman. Same neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 7October 4, 2025 4:46 AM

Has OP decided which gender his/her partner is?

by Anonymousreply 8October 4, 2025 5:05 AM

That black thing looks like trash bags holding amputated body parts.

by Anonymousreply 9October 4, 2025 5:08 AM

Why would you leave all the gorgeous natural wood intact in 90% of the house but paint over it in two of the most prominent rooms?

by Anonymousreply 10October 4, 2025 5:20 AM

The house in the image is most likely a Craftsman-style home, which is a key subset of the broader Arts and Crafts movement. Craftsman homes often have distinctive features such as:

Low-pitched, gabled roofs

Overhanging eaves

Exposed rafters

Large front porches with thick square or tapered columns

Use of natural materials like stone, wood, and brick

This house displays many of these traits, particularly the broad front steps, heavy porch columns, and earthy tones that are common in Craftsman design. The Arts and Crafts movement influenced this style, but "Craftsman" specifically refers to a more formalized, regional take on the movement that became popular in the early 20th century.

by Anonymousreply 11October 4, 2025 5:45 AM

You can have a lot of fun leafing through old catalogs of Sears craftsman houses and other designs. I'm linking an internet resource, but there are many more complete collections. I wouldn't be surprised if the Portland house makes an appearance in one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 12October 4, 2025 7:12 AM

I’ll need to see both of your cocks before I can say whose side I’m on.

by Anonymousreply 13October 4, 2025 7:51 AM

R13, why?

They're clearly both bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 14October 4, 2025 8:14 AM

I like the house. Craftsmen usually have pokey rooms with a lot of dark woodwork but these look good sized and bright. The house doesn’t look that big but it has three or four seating areas. The upstairs bedrooms share a bathroom exc for the master where they sacrificed another room to create a master bath and walk-in closet.

by Anonymousreply 15October 4, 2025 1:15 PM

That's not a mansion.

by Anonymousreply 16October 4, 2025 1:19 PM

Agree with r10. Those rooms are blinding, disconcerting white.

by Anonymousreply 17October 4, 2025 2:12 PM

[quote]My partner INSISTS, however, that "Craftsman" has "overtaken" arts-and-crafts, "much like millennial subsumed Generation Y," which makes me want to SLAP HER!

That's IT! Time to kick her to the curb and burn the bed!

by Anonymousreply 18October 4, 2025 2:13 PM

"Craftsman-inspired", at best.

by Anonymousreply 19October 4, 2025 2:14 PM

Craftsman-adjacent. Quite a nice one structure wise, but I'd be wanting to pay some $$ to swap out all the big sterilized "our agent said to do it" whiteness for some warmer and homier colors and features. It would be charming with a restoration along those lines.

by Anonymousreply 20October 4, 2025 2:22 PM

I’d like to put forward that the two of you should likely find better things to do with your time together.

by Anonymousreply 21October 4, 2025 3:00 PM

[quote] "much like millennial subsumed Generation Y,"

Millennial was first.

by Anonymousreply 22October 4, 2025 3:02 PM

It’s a nice place but looks like someone was murdered in it.

by Anonymousreply 23October 4, 2025 3:03 PM

R17 Yep, the main problem is the blinding white in every room. Muted colors in several of the rooms would help, would help make the dark wood that remains... not so insistent.

It's a pretty house.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 4, 2025 3:31 PM

You can practically smell the urine in R24's pic.

And the furniture and the rug? Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 25October 4, 2025 4:41 PM

R25 looks forward to datenight at Chick-fil-a.

by Anonymousreply 26October 4, 2025 4:45 PM

The description of the "August Olsen House" on the National Register of Historic Places (1996) reads: BUNGALOW/CRAFTSMEN.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 4, 2025 5:14 PM
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