Hotwheels is running for office again!

what was wrong with this one again?? Im getting so confused with all the deplorable losers

"It's not a comeback! I HATE that word! It's return, a return to Congress for the hundreds of fans who have never forgiven me for deserting them, and who have loved my nudie brohumping antics!"

r1, he's a serial fuckup with no political skills whatsover.

How is he making money now?

He's *so* playful!

Wasn't he traumatized by his fellow colleagues and their wild, cocaine-fueled orgies or something?

Florida:.he’s hired!

Did he announce from the county jail or did he make bail?

He's very handsome, so he will obviously win.

Hotwheels 😂😂😂

Makes sense. Things weren't crazy enough back then. And Florida was always crazy-forward. He may have a shot again.

Btw, am I the only one who keeps having problems with images posted on ImgBB / ibb.co? Imgbox.com usually works for me.

On the surface, he has a reasonably good look and story, so if he runs in a sympathetic GOP district, he could win again.

It’s Florida. He’ll win

Guess he’s missing the GQP cocaine orgies

r9 it seems a lot of Republicans tend to be quite handsome.

I'd like to hate-fuck quite a few of them, starting with Wheels!

He's definitely an outlier, r16. I wouldn't say that a lot of Republican politicians are hot.

r17, okay, then don't say it.

We already have a hateful roller Nazi running Texas, we don't need another cousin fucker along for the ride.

He should run in the Texas governor primaries against Abbott. They could race.

The Republican party wants nothing to do with him. They'll make sure he's unsuccessful in his bid for office.

Has he been employed since he left Congress? His employment history prior to his first run was dubious. How does he pay the rent?

[QUOTE]Cawthorn is the owner and CEO of SPQR Holdings, LLC, a real estate investment firm in Hendersonville. The firm was started in August 2019 and reported no income; Cawthorn is its sole employee.[13] As of August 2020, the company had been involved in only one real estate transaction, purchasing a 6-acre (2.4 ha) property for $20,000, in a foreclosure auction.[25

He should've just written a tell all. Maybe after he loses

Name 10 Republican members of Congress that you would suck off, r18. "A lot" my ass.

Maybe George Santos will move to Florida and run against him.

Georgieboy is gonna have to get out of the slammer first.

For R24:

1. Hotwheels

2. La Senatrice

3. MTG

4. Lex Luther

5. Skeletor

6. Gaddafi

7. Stalin

8. Beelzebub

9. Mitch McConnell

10. That other hot one.

He's moving to a state where he doesn't have to have his ride inspected. Smart!

Wasn’t he arrested for something recently ?

I thought he was Matt Gaetz...they are all the same anyway

I think the drug-fueled sex tapes of a paraplegic were a bit much for the GOP back then. Who knows, today it might get him elected.

[quote] He's moving to a state

He's not moving, he moved there in 2022.

What he’s missing is being in on the grift. Easy money to be had.

Didn't MTG turn on him? Or was that Kitara?

“ He may have a shot again.”

May? He will win handily. No question there.

For R29:

Does he have any ties to Florida? Seems like he's just a carpet roller.

bagger, doll

carpet bagger

[QUOTE]Madison keeps a very busy schedule and, due to a scheduling misunderstanding, did not appear in court this morning

That's from the other threads. What keeps him so busy? Where TF does his money come from since he doesn't appear to be employed.

Probably being funded by some rich Republican daddy like Peter Thiel

Yes, R38, but this carpetbagger rolls.

[quote]Where TF does his money come from since he doesn't appear to be employed.

He doesn't have any money. That's why he's running for office.

From Fox so I won't bother to link. Dang, he's dumb. But he is the TPUSA masculine ideal, a college dropout after one semester.

[QUOTE]"I want to make sure [the people of Florida] have amazing representation in Washington, D.C., because I know exactly what happens in the swamp."

[QUOTE]"There’s so many people that take advantage of freshman [members]," Cawtorn continued. "And I think that I’m the right man for the job."

He cites his experience with "hurricane relief" inspired him to run, but the hyperlink sends you to an article that says nothing about it.

IDK he's getting old. Not as pretty. That's what he used to get by.

[quote]He doesn't have any money. That's why he's running for office.

How is he paying rent or food?

Grifting. Like all Republicans.

GOP hated that he revealed the truth about the cocaine parties

[quote] How is he paying rent or food?

How are mommy and daddy doing financially?

He's looking very alcoholic these days

He better do Dancing With the Stars first.

A year ago I bought my sweet pet cat a 1990 Honda NSX made by Hot Wheels. The novelty wore off in a few days; now he ignores it.

[sigh]Kids.

That’s true, R9.

Once he fails at this, will he be reducecd to doing OnlyFans? Or will he let the Cockgobbler pimp him out to gay men with a paraplegic fetish?

Cockgobbler wouldn't touch that if he had a ten foot pole. Rubio, on the other hand, would.

[quote] Does he have any ties to Florida?

A lot of Florida residents are in the same boat and would relate to that.

[quote] Once he fails at this, will he be reduced to doing OnlyFans?

uh... doing what?

Getting elected again.

Once again I find myself thinking him so handsome . Such a pity about the withered legs and withered soul. Can you imagine how he would have turned out had he not been paralyzed ? Bet he'd have been Satan incarnate had he not lost his legs.

[Quote] He doesn't have any money. That's why he's running for office.

His running days are clearly over. He’s rolling for office now.

I figured he would have gotten drunk and rolled himself off a pier by now.

Oh (R56) with the right hair, makeup, clothing, choreography, and mobilization assistance device consultants, the possibilities are almost endless…

Wondering, if he was hate fucked, would he feel it?

[quote]GOP hated that he revealed the truth about the cocaine parties

I suspect that GOP cocaine parties are really dull.

Despite Cawthorn's efforts to align himself with former President Trump, sources close to Trump's circle indicate that he is unlikely to receive the president's endorsement or support. Trump had previously endorsed Cawthorn in his 2022 re-election bid, urging voters to "give Madison a second chance" despite his "foolish mistakes," but Cawthorn still lost. Trumpworld is reportedly wary of supporting candidates who have lost after receiving presidential backing, and Cawthorn's past performance has led some to believe he would be a "bigger disaster". House GOP leadership also reportedly has no intention of backing Cawthorn. In other words, Florida is safe from Hotwheels!

NEVER underestimate the stupidity of Floridians R64. And never say never. After all we thought that about shitler in 2016 .

He won’t get DeSatan’s endorsement.

I can't believe you're calling him Hotheels. Disgraceful. I am so ashamed of Datalounge.

Governor Abbott is Hotwheels. Cawthorne is Sitler.

He does have great nips. I wonder if he smells weird down there?

[quote]The Republican party wants nothing to do with him. They'll make sure he's unsuccessful in his bid for office.

When a cult led by an obese blathering idiot rejects you, its time to reevaluate your life choices.