I want to fuck Mark Wahlberg so bad

He recently revealed which movie role he was so glad he passed on. Guess which one?

R1 Brokeback Mountain and that’s not recent. I’ve known that for years. No one said he was smart.

Was he supposed to play Ennis or Jake Gyllenhaal?

[quote] Was he supposed to play Ennis or Jake Gyllenhaal?

Randy Quaid.

The only movie I've liked him in is The Departed. Man, that film deserved the honor of the Oscar for Best Picture which it won.

That’s true, R3. He was asked and he passed.

To be fair, he also said that he hopes God loves movies because he’s ashamed of doing Boogie Nights.

I guess, since he comes from such a tired fire white trash background, he thinks that God smiled on him and he has smiled on him and he can’t go astray.

I’m really glad I was raised protestant because Catholicism seems to put a chokehold on people that I don’t really understand.

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I want to fuck him, too. It would have to be a hate fuck, bc his personality is so ugly. But I love his trashy Boston accident and I love his tough little compact body. Yum.

You want to fuck Mark Wahlberg 30 years ago.

Yeesh. Such a gross man, inside and out.

Oh, OP, who hurt you?

R7 He threw the rocks at a little black girl and was sentenced for attempted murder against a Vietnamese man who he blinded. And those are just 2 of his victims.

The fact that he thinks Boogie Nights and Brokeback Mountain wouldn’t get him to heaven or are life lows and no’s just shows what a fucking cunt he is.

OP- What turns you on about this GUTTER SNIPE?

Is it the fact that he almost killed a Vietnamese guy in Boston many years ago?

Isn’t he a Southie?

For some reason, his performance in "Fear" inspired me more jerk-offs than in "Boogie Nights".

Me too, @16. In Boogie Nights his character was sweet and dumb. In Fear he was smart and evil. Sweet and dumb might be okay boyfriend material but smart and evil wins every time for jerking off.

Who was he supposed to play? The top or the bottom?

[quote]inspired me more jerk-offs

[quote]smart and evil wins every time for jerking off

Never have I ever.

OP fingers herself while watching This Old House.

Aside: Mark allegedly cheats on his wife non-stop but she stays with him. Do you think she is "allowed" to cheat, too? If not, is she happy to live her luxurious lifestyle and have all the sex outsourced to Mark's side-pieces? Maybe she just breathes a sigh of relief that this angry little twerp isn't pumping on top of her every night.

R21 he’s old. He’s not having sex with anyone these days.

And Mark Wahlberg wants to give you a beatdown so bad.

If only I had been flying that day, 9/11 would never have happened.

[quote]and was sentenced for attempted murder against a Vietnamese man who he blinded.

He didn't blind the Vietnamese man--the Vietnamese man had already lost the eye in the Vietnam War.

That’s the story the blinded man has to tell in exchange for his payout.

Momma's mussy needs some Good Vibrations, a sweet sensation.

" I luv dirty working class racist white New England alcoholic midget men who beat me and then gouge my eye out.

fixed for freak OP

[quote] [R1] Brokeback Mountain and that’s not recent. I’ve known that for years.

Wrong! That’s not the movie he regretted.

He petitioned to get his felony conviction thrown out. Apparently his felony prevented him from representing his company in Massachusetts.

The governor denied it

Did he ever publicly apologize for blinding the Vietnamese guy and attacking Blacks?

That fag Norton has forgiven me for being a closeted homophobic violent drunk... why can't DL?

Ed is not a fag. He’s all man.

I love what passed for "slim fit jeans" in the 90s.

There are guys I think I would hate fuck. But even then, there ARE limits. Wahlberg is beyond despicable.

(Plus, he’s got that hideous boner-killer of a face.)

R25 🤣

I love that he is homophobic. I wish he would lie beside me and whisper in my ear "I made an exception for you but keep it a secret".

R29 umm you ok? I never said that. Try rereading both my post and r1. Carry on.

Btw is it true he really wanted one of the 2 leads in The Departed but had to settle for a supporting. I feel like he was slightly bigger than Matt D in 2006.

The movie was Robin not Brokedown Mountain!

R25 the old gook gouged out his own eye because this Caucasian God refused to fuck him. Happens every day to hawt white men.

[quote]he’s old. He’s not having sex with anyone these days.

What's wrong with you, R22? He's 54 years old. I'm 69 and I still have sex.

JFC, no wonder you're single.

"He’s old. He’s not having sex with anyone these days without paying like Dustin."

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Well, you can fuck right off, R43. It sounds like you're projecting.

I do not and have never paid for sex. I don't have to. I look pretty good. I'm Italian American and have a big cock. Unlike you and that sad little clit you call a dick, you mangy little cunt.

Remember

That went Southie quickly.

R44 no fruit cup for you nonno

Even if that were all that funny, R46, it still wouldn't make you remotely fuckable. I'm a 69 year old top who still gets around, while you're a 62 year old bottom that hasn't been laid since the Bush administration.

Anyone else think he's balder than Donnie under that rug?

R45, I gasped. Very nicely done!

R45 - I forgot to mention it. Very nicely done from me also