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Hamish Linklater Presents Hole, Balls, and Penis

I’m ready for my closeup Mr. DeMille.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 2, 2025 3:08 AM

Looks promising. Waxed just for the scene?

by Anonymousreply 1October 1, 2025 9:40 PM

That’s what I’m assuming, R1

by Anonymousreply 2October 1, 2025 9:50 PM

You could tell he has an absolute hog. Show us more!

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2025 9:51 PM

I wonder if that was really him. It’s a nice setup, either way.

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2025 10:06 PM

He's presenting hole!

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2025 10:08 PM

Quite promising cock, even from that limited angle.

But I bet it was a body double.

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2025 10:45 PM

Regardless, it’s not a prosthetic. That’s all real man meat, hole, and taint.

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2025 10:45 PM

And utterly stinks of patchouli!

I've worked with Hamish. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2025 10:55 PM

That's one smooth Hamish.

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2025 11:04 PM

He confirmed it’s not him. It’s a stand-in.

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2025 11:09 PM

It's a stunt taint!

by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2025 11:10 PM

The real Hamish is probably hairy, musky, and delicious.

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2025 11:27 PM

What possible reason is there to see a man's butt, taint, and hole as he sits down on a toilet?

There is no reason for this. Not only gratuitous nudity, but gross.. No problem with it at all if the actor is making love to another actor or simply stripping down. But this is uncalled for.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2025 11:31 PM

Scat thread

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2025 11:33 PM

$$$$$, r13.

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2025 11:34 PM

I wonder if there was some poor individual who had to work on embellishing these frames in post-production. Imagine you're sitting on this scene for an hour to remove ass hair from the images.

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2025 11:36 PM

The girl who can shrink was trying to spy on him and had been swimming through the pipes and came up in the toilet bowl just as Hamish was about to drop some kids off at the pool.

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2025 11:48 PM

I've always found him very cute, but it's not actually him as others have noted. No doubt he's hairy below the belt—I prefer that to smooth-shaven anyway.

by Anonymousreply 18October 2, 2025 1:29 AM

Taint him, so who cares?

by Anonymousreply 19October 2, 2025 1:34 AM

I will only watch this if he follows through and takes a shit.

by Anonymousreply 20October 2, 2025 1:46 AM

I'm sorry, but watching some guy sit down on a toilet from the bowl's perspective is just plain weird.

by Anonymousreply 21October 2, 2025 2:00 AM

Well, r21, this is a spinoff of The Boys, where they once had one of the characters shrink down and and go into a guy's pee hole.

by Anonymousreply 22October 2, 2025 2:04 AM

[quote]Well, [R21], this is a spinoff of The Boys, where they once had one of the characters shrink down and and go into a guy's pee hole.

Sort of gives a whole new meaning (or a hole new meaning, your pick) to size queen, eh?

by Anonymousreply 23October 2, 2025 2:06 AM

[quote] this is a spinoff of The Boys, where they once had one of the characters shrink down and and go into a guy's pee hole.

R22 Wasn’t that episode named “The Sounding?”

by Anonymousreply 24October 2, 2025 3:04 AM

I’ll, not all, folks!

by Anonymousreply 25October 2, 2025 3:08 AM
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