Robert Irwin is all grown up… and got me soaked!

Hot, little number, isn't he!

He has a very nice body but face is weird. Something about the eyes...

So much more hot when he doesn't smile and look like a five year old going to Disneyland for the first time.

R2 He has his dad's eyes, which always had a bit of crazy in them.

But he's a helluva lot hotter than his daddy.

Dreaded tiny nip

His nips are lovely and suckable.

He makes strange facial expressions while dancing. But, I'm sure I could learn to ignore that in the heat of passion. Interesting that two such unattractive parents could produce such a cutie.

I have a large reptile I’d like him to check out.

Why does he have to be so cheesy, though? I wish he was a bit rougher around the edges. He and David Archuleta need to tone down the sappy, smiley, positive all the time bullshit.

R9 Yeah, what the hell is up with a guy who's emotionally balanced, positive, and wanting to share that positivity with others?

Sick, I tell ya. Just sick!

There's no reason a grown ass man needs to behave like a Disney Channel kid under contract. It's fake and it's stupid.

Waiter! Bitters for table R11, please.

R7 let’s see you dance…

The issues I have: 1) that isn't dancing. None of the dancing shows really have any artistic dancing. 2) these shows are tacky and at 21 can't he do something more serious instead of already sinking to low celebrity vulgarity? We like our has beens and never will bes, on such treacle TV. Otherwise, yeah, he's a delicious snack.

R14 then why are you on the thread?

[quote] Interesting that two such unattractive parents could produce such a cutie.

I don't think his mother is/was unattractive at all. She has a real girl-next-door quality to her with solid features. And of course, she's aged and not at her prime right anymore, but when she was younger I thought she was good looking.

Here she is with Russell Crowe, whom she dated for a bit. I think that petered out though.

R15 to see who Robert Irwin is and if he is sexy. I don't have to like crap dancing shows.

Lmaooo they weren’t unattractive

r9 The cheesy behavior is often too much on this show. I certainly don't need Derek constantly popping his head into frame, trying to be cute when it's actually annoying and slightly creepy.

And yet, Irwin was castigated by the judges for not being true to the tango.

R20 It was a salsa. And they criticized him for being too "stiff" in his movements.

Why is that girl with the family and friends wearing headphones?

R22 Because it was probably very loud in the studio and her mom was trying to protect her daughter's ears.

His movements in this number were indeed stiff and mechanical. He has no natural grace and doesn’t seem relaxed. But he’s young, cute and stacked and he diligently goes through the motions, so he’ll keep on with the competition for a while yet.

[quote] He has his dad's eyes, which always had a bit of crazy in them.

He has his father's eyes.

He looks better when he doesn't smile, because he's got his father's (and sister's) goofy way of smiling.

I actually don't think his movements were his fault. If you watch his partner, she's as stiff as he was in her movements. I think she gave him lousy instruction.

r20 Thanks for introducing a new word to my vocabulary. Castigate: to reprimand (someone) severely. In certain circles, masturbation can lead to castigation.

This boy pings from outer space.

He isn’t gay. He seems sweet

R30 Is Terri Irwin

He isn't sweet. He seems gay.

He's great. Pity the UK version (Strictly Come Dancing) didn't snap him up, but he was always gonna go with the US version.

I like how the US version has the same announcer guy!

He does admit to celeb crushes on Zendaya and Tom Holland

Harpo who dis twunk?

His face has that look many Australian men have that indicates they may be part kangaroo.

I wish he'd done the salsa with a gator.

Now that he's lost the baby fat he's turned into a very handsome and sexy man.

I wanna ride his stingray.

Jesus Christ, R11. Help is available.

Meh. Bland bland bland. Pasta without salt.

This is the boy... er, man

He looks like a young Fyvush Finkel in R42’s pic.

That's some pretty nice VPL at R42. Looks nice and fat.

She got old. PASS!

No clue who this is

The Crocodile Hunter’s kid, R46

Sturdy, furry blond. Yes, please.

There is a ton of body makeup in r1's link. They've airbrushed his abs to accentuate them.

Because you’re a pedophile, OP.

Oh, honey..

[quote] Because you’re a pedophile, OP.

He's a 21 year old man, you fucking weirdo.

Why are his teefs so bad?

Handsome kid.

I gotta say, though, that I thought his father was hotter. Something about him always gave me wood.

No straight guy can dance like that.

Or to be more precise, no straight without any professional training in dance.

*straight guy

The body is incredible but when he opens his mouth the hotness disappears. I can’t get past the golly-gee-willikers constant perkiness.

He is quite handsome, but his face is more mature looking than his years. For that reason I suspect he's going to be one of those handsome guys whose face does not age well when he reaches middle age. His body will probably age find, if he looks after himself, but his face is going to look haggard long before he gets old.

R11 you DO realize there are people who aren't faking it and are just genuinely ebullient and happy-go-lucky? They're not super common, but they exist. His father was the same way (always perky and "on").

Admittedly, it DOES seem like the kind of thing that would get exhausting to be around for long, but there's no use shaming people for their natural personalities/temperaments.