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Cash Cow: Trump May Build Another Shitty Hotel above Miami Presidential Library

The fat fuck never passes up a fresh grift, and this one has potential.

Picture it. Scads of MAGA shitheads - those who can afford to fly, and those who aren't scared away by Miami's Hispanic residents - will pour into Miami to see the shrine. And while they're in the gift shop buying some classified documents or Vairst Leddy nipple clamps, they could book a few nights in the hotel right upstairs.

It's like Graceland, but for fascist cocksuckers. And unlike Graceland, the rubes can pay a thousand bucks a night to sleep upstairs.

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by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2025 2:45 AM

[quote] while they're in the gift shop

I think you meant to say, the GRIFT shop.

by Anonymousreply 1October 1, 2025 12:21 AM

Will the rooms have Trump’s super special Medbed?

by Anonymousreply 2October 1, 2025 12:25 AM

I can guess Miami CAN get tackier

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2025 12:26 AM

The area around the site is undesired which is why no one has built there.

It faces the stadium directly and huge noisy crowds pour out of it.

The area to the north faces the new park with the museums; to the south faces the greenery of Bayfront Park. The Freedom Tower faces the stadium and the hideous Bayfront Marketplace, full of tourists waiting to go on cruise ships.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2025 12:32 AM

What Trump hotel or property is actually doing well?

Most people in Trump-named places want to change the name.

But of course - the fucking SILENCE among Republicans when they know this is one of the shittiest and least Presidential things to do.

NO morals or standards for the entire Republican party.

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2025 12:45 AM

I remember reading years ago that his golf courses brought in a decent amount of money, r5. Who knows if that's still true.

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2025 12:59 AM

Where is he getting the money? Robbing the American taxpayers? The President's yearly salary is $400,000. I don't think his golf clubs are that lucrative.

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2025 1:14 AM

I knew he would do that. He’ll put a hotel and then a casino on top of his library (paid for by MAGA morons.) He’s made a billion on Truth Social, crypto plus all the kickbacks from his trade deals, suing media outlets etc..Not to mention outright bribes like the 400 million $ plane donated for his use.

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2025 1:19 AM

R4 = Gloria Estefan, Queen of Miami

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2025 2:30 AM

Money laundering operation?

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2025 2:45 AM
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