Mark Ruffalo doesn't believe in flushing his toilet

He's so fucking hot, who cares. Doesn't he also two-time his wife?

Great link thanks so much OP!

Omg, is he my dead Uncle Ernest, reincarnated?

My uncle had five children, and despite his very good job at a chemical plant, he was so tight he squeaked. His family were allowed to flush the toilet only every four days, or unless more than one person had a bowel movement before the four days.

That? Is disgusting.

R3 this is a celebrity gossip website.

[quote] Doesn't he also two-time his wife?

Yes. He had an apartment in the West Village as a rendezvous point. Nevertheless she said he was a sweet guy. Whatever. He paid my friend very well. But he fucks around on his wife.

Not flushing and leaving your shit for others to see is beyond gross.

He also quizzed her about how she voted, but she was an uber lefty like him.

Keeping your shit floating for others to see and have to flush is a kink.

So he cheats on his wife, quizzes his staff on how they vote, and doesn't flush?

Nobody is hot enough to put up with that.

In a word, R11, yes.

What kind of link were you looking for, r3?

He sounds hot.

Seeing the floating shit of even a hot guy like him is revolting. Who wants to see their boss's turds?

When being environmentally friendly goes too far: Hollywood Edition.

He is so hot though. I don't know if that would turn me on or gross me out.

So what happens when he takes a few dumps and then tries to flush? Does his assistant have to get the plunger? 🪠

He's fucking nasty.

It's fucking disgusting.

I’ve told this to people before. My great aunt, who is black, didn’t believe in flushing the toilet between pisses. And she wasn’t relic old. She was born in the mid 40s. You better not flush that toilet for a mere piss. Now shits was another, you better flush after that. But if nothing but pisses happened all day, the toilet was to be flushed in the evening after dinner. She was from the south but lived in Brooklyn and was convinced it saved money. 😆 lawd she was a riot.

I mean...

R4 was constipation common in your family. Most healthy people shit once a day.

What's with the necklace?

As for his cheating, my friend said it included a thing going on with a friend he had who'd come in from Bed Stuy who owned a bar and was a screenwriter friend and was a guy.

OP, I am having a hard time deciphering your post at r25. Can you please rephrase what it is you're trying to convey?

At first it sounded like he was having a threesome that included a friend. I think all your added details is what is making your post confusing.

Are you saying he is having an affair with a male friend of his?

Sorry, R26. No, not a threesome. It was a friend of his who had a bar in Bed Stuy who had written a couple movies and was trying to get Mark to commit to a script of his.

One of these bars?

I'm with your great aunt, R21. I have a weekend beach house in a location which is very dependent on running water - rainwater tank. Depending on how we are running with la Nina or el Nino we are either in drought or in flood, respectively. If we're in la Nina then anybody who stays at my place knows the toilet rules - flush # 2 as normal - until I ask you not to because we're in drought - but if you're just doing a piss then no flush needed until it's either the last household's piss of the night or the toilet water is the colour of a strong cup on English Breakfast Tea.

If it's el Nino then go for it! Flush away and shower to your heart's content.

These bodily function issues will become more important as climate change takes its hold. Some of you will need to get a grip.

Yes, R28.

So….maybe not the “best” guy to work for? 💩

Well, R31, apart from his non-flushing habit, he paid her very well. It was a few years ago, and it was $50 an hour in cash.

R29 reminds me that it was at my then boyfriend’s family weekend house on Chesapeake Bay that we were told “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”.

Is this a thing to not flush? Never where I come from nor with any guys I dated. I mean, I have occasionally forgotten to flush and have been repulsed with myself later, but I also live alone without an assistant. WTF?

Anyone else think “this friend” is the assistant themselves. I had “a friend” who was an assistant for an academy award winning screenwriter in the east village and would come to work to turds floating in the toilet. But that was by accident.

Anyone else remember the bathroom signs that said “If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down?”

I drink so much water that I don’t flush after every time I pee. It does seem like a waste of water. But I definitely flush after every shit. I’m repulsed when I forget and come home to a crockpot of brown stew.

R33 and R36 possibly apocryphal but during a European drought a while ago all toilets in British royal households including Sandringham and Balmoral had a hand written note stating "We don't pull for a pee" next to the chain.

I like to think that it's true.

I double flush if even a small piece of "debris" remains. Lock me up! Also, going poo on top of someone's festering, stinky urine doesn't sit well with me. We're not animals.

I can see not flushing after every pee (even Queen Elizabeth II had signs put up in the loos of Buckingham Palace that said "no pull after a pee" due to the staggering water bills), but not flushing after a bowel movement is beyond disgusting and vile.

The more I learn about Mark, the less attractive he becomes. He's nearing the repulsive line.

People make up a lot of stupid stories around here. But, I guess these are at least better than the non-stop tRump threads.

But there is a ring if truth to much of it. I can totally see him grilling underlings to ensure their thoughts are acceptable and party guidelines, and I can totally see him not flushing his turds to save the planet.

If it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Does he have a plumber on speed dial?

Who wants to see his doo doos?

I AM GAGGING READING THIS THREAD

(And it's not because of what you think)

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the kind of name a dog would make up if he was trying to convince you he was human.

Makes me suspicious.

RE: The Task, Mark's mini-series on HBO:

Which long-haired, bearded, inked dirtball biker/drug dealer are we supposed to be rooting for? They all look the same, it's so confusing.

Flaunt spread.

Everything I hear about this guy makes him sound like a complete moron.

You think not flushing the toilet after #2 is going to save the planet? You're as big an idiot as he is.

I remember somebody who worked at a restaurant at Disneyland said he and his family left a balled up used disposable diaper on the table with the mess. Apparently they’d changed a child at the table and left it behind to to be disposed of.

Mark Ruffalo IS Poo Shoes!

R47 Thank you. 😂

He doesn’t even allow flushing when he has diarrhea.

DL has the greatest most arbitrary threads. 😆

Helping the environment can be a beautiful thing.

How well do you think Ruffalo wipes his ass?

If it's red, go to bed

DOO DOO! FECES!

[quote] Well, [R31], apart from his non-flushing habit, he paid her very well

Forcing employees to look at your turds ought to pay very well. It's important to establish the policy during the hiring process as employers don't always disclose whether the position includes turd viewing.

This isn't just disgusting, it's a kink like the poster upthread said, and since it's non consensual, it's creepy and domineering.

This story is so stupid and made up.

r60 That always makes me laugh

I always thought he was full of shit, and I guess he's proving it

r64 You're falling for this stupidity?

R36 “If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down” was the rule in our house growing up in LA. Water conservation has been a thing here forever, and that was my dad’s mandate.

Shitty Little Mark.

"You're falling for this stupidity?"

80 million stupid Americans voted for a child rapist/convicted felon/violent sexual predator/habitual liar for President. Why should R64 be any different?

Ugh! I did not need to know that. Although, Matt Damon is another one who feels like we all flush too much. live alone, and I admit I sometimes don't flush when I pee, but I have always flushed for a BM. That is just gross.

If it’s green that’s obscene

$50/hr. paid in cash OP. So, not only is he an employer who doesn't offer health care and vacation pay etc., he's a tax cheat!

He needs to be flushed!

OP- Not turds FECES

Stealth scat thread

Dollface thread

He's still a beautiful-looking man.

Jesus, he’s Pigpen brought to life… I’ll bet he skimps on deodorant as well in case it causes the icebergs to melt that little bit more…

R76 how stupid

If you want to save water and you have a cat you can use its litter box, just put it on a chair.

R65 get a sense of humor

He's a really good actor, but he's not someone I really enjoy in movies. I've never gotten a good vibe from him and it's not because he's a bad person, because he seems like a pretty decent guy. So this story doesn't help.

My type of guy!! I should introduce him to Marlo!!

Yum.

Is that his "pinching a loaf" face?

That's some nasty-looking water. Can you imagine the mosquitoes in that?

The water in toilets is far too close to my ass for me to leave anything there. If it was an outhouse situation where it drops several feet I can see not flushing. Modern toilets are not designed for this "no flushing" situation.

I don’t see how you can do multiple poos in the bowl without it clogging. He must only allow himself one square of tissue per bowel movement.

I will say this. Whenever I go back home, the toilets in the States are like swimming pools compared to the ones in Europe. The part of the bowl where the water is is about as big as a dixie cup here. You have to position your ass JUST right to hit it like a bullseye. It takes practice. It feels like a daredevil stunt. That's why you see toilet brushes in most public bathrooms in Europe. When I am back home, turds are floating around like some Esther Williams routine. A LOT more water is used in the states with each flush.

I am big, it's the toilet bowls that got small R87!

Was this thread really necessary?

Is it a good thread, a positive thread?

Buck always flushed after a BM!

R82 Link fail

Another thread to prove how precious some Americans can be compared to the rest of us..

Thank you for that fascinating contribution r92.

r93 and yours was... more fascinating?

r93 We FF the assholes around here, don't ya know

R76 to say nothing of skipping baths and showers

WHAT A DUMP!

R68 wishing you a safe and speedy unclenching

He's not a big enough star to pull that shit

I’m not surprised at all that Ruffalo’s downlow into guys.

[quote]These bodily function issues will become more important as climate change takes its hold. Some of you will need to get a grip.

Not flushing after a shit is disgusting and nasty under any circumstances. Vile.

Yes, R89, because Datalounge is all about good, positive threads.

R100 Wow, that's gotta be the first time I've ever heard that around here!

R92

Not wanting to be in close proximity to or just look at someone else's feces is not in any way precious.

That you're ok with that says more about you.

It wasn't me!

It was shitty little Mark!