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The Q Shaman Claims Presidency of “New Constitutional Republic of the United States”

Among various grievances, for which he is suing everybody for $40 trillion. This all seems very sane and explicable for the times we live in.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 29, 2025 12:00 PM

Seize him.

by Anonymousreply 1September 29, 2025 2:34 AM

He's so 2021.

by Anonymousreply 2September 29, 2025 2:36 AM

He's the president and I'm the governor of Arizona!

by Anonymousreply 3September 29, 2025 2:38 AM

I won’t be remotely surprised when this schizophrenic hottie commits a(nother) terrorist attack.

by Anonymousreply 4September 29, 2025 2:38 AM

Looks like his O-face - was someone sucking him off in that picture?

by Anonymousreply 5September 29, 2025 2:48 AM

Nah, R5; he's fantasizing Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris are impaled on his tusks.

by Anonymousreply 6September 29, 2025 2:53 AM

The man is certifiable.

by Anonymousreply 7September 29, 2025 2:57 AM

He can be the president of my hole.

by Anonymousreply 8September 29, 2025 3:02 AM

I don’t think he looks so hot these days, if you chase down a recent pic. Really nice teeth tho

by Anonymousreply 9September 29, 2025 3:09 AM

We've settled out of court. He will be the new Secretary Of Mental Health & Autism.

by Anonymousreply 10September 29, 2025 8:41 AM

He’s a shoo-in as new president of the Central Reserve.

America, I ask with love (and deep, deep concerrn): are you ok?

by Anonymousreply 11September 29, 2025 8:58 AM

I would definitely gronk the hell out of him!

by Anonymousreply 12September 29, 2025 10:39 AM

So the presidency is to be settled by cage match, I’d assume?

by Anonymousreply 13September 29, 2025 11:12 AM

Dude is obviously mentally ill. Needs treatment before he shoots up an anti-Trump rally or something.

by Anonymousreply 14September 29, 2025 11:20 AM

R14 - if he’s griping against Dump, it’ll be a -or-dump rally. Not that the left won’t get blamed for inciting violence against the right 🙄

by Anonymousreply 15September 29, 2025 11:26 AM

Fack, pro-dump

by Anonymousreply 16September 29, 2025 11:27 AM

People who should have been prosecuted for treason are acting with impunity and now trying to get power.

by Anonymousreply 17September 29, 2025 11:50 AM

Good. He and Kari Lake should take over the Confederate states.

by Anonymousreply 18September 29, 2025 11:53 AM

Now that Trump and his "eccentricities" have been fully condoned by the US media, expect more craziness and violence to become the norm. What we've had in the past few weeks is just the tip of the iceberg.

Friends, you ain't seen nuthin' yet as for as batshit goes.

So buckle up, it's going to be a very bumpy ride for the next 3 years.

by Anonymousreply 19September 29, 2025 11:58 AM

Bumpy ride R19? He’s barely an irregular asphalt patch on a tiny pothole on the freeway.

by Anonymousreply 20September 29, 2025 12:00 PM
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