Did you ever get caught jerking off?

No, I'm a grown man. I am capable of controlling myself.

No, but I can think of occasions that I would have [italic]liked[/italic] getting caught.

Doesn't mean you couldn't have been caught in your younger years, R1. You were young at one time, no?

It is really "getting caught" when you JO in the steam room at college in the 1980s? There was practically a sign on the door - "Hard Cocks On Display"

Got caught by my dad as a teenager. Not a fun experience.

We need the deets, R5!

R5 what do you expect? You wearing your dad old jockstrap and looking at his high school yearbook.

I wish it was hot. He was upset I was in the shower too long. (We only had one bathroom.) He barged in yelling and opened the curtain yelling “What the hell are you doing?” I shrieked in fear, he saw. Then he gave a giant disgusted sigh and stormed out.

Yes, when I was in high school. I stupidly wasn't realizing that my curtains were open, and a neighbor had knocked on the front door for something. When no one answered, he came around to my window to knock. He was very cool about it - he just saw me jerking it and said "Hey man, stop for a minute, I need a favor." I was so alarmed, but I went to the door anyway - he just wanted to borrow some weed-eater string. It was hilarious. I still remember it vividly.

r1 You are an idiot.

Twice. When I was 14, my mother barged into my room and caught me but didn't see much due to the layout of the furniture and my quick reaction. She played it cool, but about a week later I suggested that we all observe the rule my parents had about their bedroom door (if the door is shut, knock before entering) and, because he had to be the jackass that he was, my father said "what are you doing that you don't want me to see?" and my reply was "Gosh Dad, what are you doing when your door is shut that you don't want me to see?" and he tried to be the authoritarian father and play the "my house, my rules" card but my mother said "sounds good. If Dad can't show minimal respect, you have my permission to put a lock on the door." And that was that.

The second time... ugh. Fast forward about a decade; I'd moved across the country. I'd had sex with my first real boyfriend a couple of times and we were getting close. Nevertheless, I was wanking in my bedroom and watching some porn. My friend and then roommate and I had agreed on the closed-door policy when we discussed living together (not so much as agreed as she said "well, duh" when I brought it up) but... the bf hadn't told me he was coming over (this was before cellphones), my roommate let him in and told him I was in my room and he just waltzed in. The look of horror on his face! What was worse was that he immediately said "I don't satisfy you?" and yes, I should have dumped him on the spot because that was [italic]weird[/italic] but, laying their cock-in-hand and jizz still hot on my torso, I said "I'm just jerking off!" He was more upset over the fact I was watching porn than jerking off. I guess it burst his bubble? It was the first clue that this relationship was not going to work out. He was jealous of a videotape, and it only got worse from there.

Laying [italic]there...[/italic]

I'll "Oh, dear" myself.

Yeah. By my parents. Worst day of my life.

r11 r12 Also, unless you were emitting eggs, you were [italic]lying[/italic] there, not [italic]laying[/italic] there.

R14. EXACTLY!

R1, that doesn’t even make sense.

R9, was he hot?

In college I did a term abroad which required me to share a hotel room with another student. One day my "roommate" told me he was heading out which I took as my big opportunity to fire one off. Well 2-3 minutes after he'd left he came barging back into the room for something he'd forgotten. I was just lying there on the bed with my dick in my hand and zero time or opportunity to cover myself up so I just said straight up, "You caught me!" He just chuckled and said, "Oh dude, I used to live in a house full of guys--it happened all the time!" It was a first for me, however.

I got caught by my wife while sitting on the toilet reading a gay porn magazine.

r17 Very, very hot. I still wish something else had cum of it.

It was always super awkward when Meemaw would catch me pleasuring myself to pictures of Rhett Butler

My brother barged in my bedroom while I was at in one time. I quickly hid behind the bed on the floor and it was kind of awkward, but he didn't actually see my boner. He did whatever he had to do and left.

Many times in fact

When I was 11 or 12, I woke up from a sex dream one Sunday morning and was so horned up I started to peel one off. The last thing I expected was for my mother to walk into my bedroom. As soon as I heard the door hinges squeak I threw the covers over myself and pretended to be asleep. After my mom crept out, I opened my eyes to find an Easter basket sitting on my dresser. Not only had I forgotten it was Easter, but also I had aged out of the Easter Bunny game years before that. But for some reason Mom decided to surprise me that year. Boy, was I surprised!

Thankfully, we never discussed it.

[quote] Did you ever get caught jerking off?

All the time.

I never did, though I would say that had it happened, I would've preferred to have my dad catch me rather than my mom. At least he'd understand, and wouldn't put me through the unnecessary agony of having to talk about it. Mothers and fathers of sons know full-well that once puberty hits, their sons are going to be doing this all the time. Fathers understand it more though because they were once there themselves.

R24. God, you and your lies are exhausting!

R26 - She made you talk about it??

Not jerking off, but my roommate coming home and not having the gay porn off the screen in time, and that the guys usually looked like him. He never said anything, so I never really knew if he saw or not.

I dare you to catch me, fists stacked on it and panting.

No, but I don't know how I never got caught.

I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they're supposed to be working. My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it.. So, one thing lead to another.

First she screams, "George, what are you doing?! My God!" And it looked like she was gonna faint - she started clutching the wall, trying to hang onto it.

Only once -- at age 60.

A few times in college with different roommates.

It was sorta awkward with one of them, though I'd also walked in on him with his girlfriend a few weeks earlier, so not lastingly, horrifically awkward.....we were both just taking care of business I guess.

The second time, *that* roommate and I ended up fucking around (then, and for the whole last week of the semester). I've posted about it here before.

Never really got caught at home, though.

[quote] fists stacked on it

A two hander? Oh my......

Twice, but each time by someone I wanted to catch me. The first one knelt down at my bed and blew me. The second one walked in and started making jokes about it. We eventually ended up fucking, too.

R28 Reading is challenging, isn’t it?

Probably more times than I actually know about...

It happened to me once in the summer of 2006, when I was in my early 40s and probably the best shape of my life. I had hired a housepainter who had done my neighbor's house a week earlier, and did a beautiful job. Handsome Latino in his mid-30s with a chiseled body. Very polite, sexy accent, and a nice sense of humor. I knew he usually showed up at 8:30 at my neighbor's house, and I went into the bathroom around 8 to get ready for work. (My bathroom had a small window which I always left the blinds open since I had plenty of privacy on that side and no one could see in.) I don't know what turned me on in the shower that morning, but I got hard. I rarely j/o in the shower, so I stepped outside the tub, grabbed some lube and started jerking off -focused on my cock. I then hear him quietly say, 'Good Morning, my friend...' and he's looking right through the window watching me with a big smile. I was so embarrassed and nervous (he definitely gave off straight vibes and I knew he was married) . I actually stopped and said, 'Do you mind...?' (meaning 'Do you mind giving me some privacy?') and he responded, 'No, I don't mind at all. I'm enjoying this.' At that point, I was close, and finished. He responded with, 'Wow! That's a big load," and we both laughed. He then told me to 'clean up the mess' and then watched me wipe down and get dressed. On my way to the car in my driveway, I told him we both had to do it together some day. He agreed, said 'maybe I can shower with you some morning this week' but we never went further (the rest of the week, he didn't mention anything). I've often wondered what happened to him (I called him again in 2010 to do some inside painting, but his # was not working).

My mother caught me with my pants down, and while it was embarrassing at the time, I now see it as really cruel. Why? Because looking back, it’s clear to me that she had an inkling that was doing it and wanted to “catch me.” She was deeply homophobic and it was obvious I was gay, and she was always doing shit like that to, I guess, save me. In this instance she tiptoed to my room while the rest of my family was watching TV and slowly opened my door so o wouldn’t hear. Who the fuck does that?!

r39 Fun fantasy story!

My mom came from a free spirited German American family and knew the family cocks cause she told me I got my big dick from her side of the family not my fathers. Oops, poor dad!

Never happened, R39.

R39, when you wrote that--from the small bathroom window--he watched you wipe down "and get dressed," you lost me. You bring your work clothes you're going to wear for the day INTO the steamy bathroom and get dressed in there? Implausible to me.

[quote] Then he gave a giant disgusted sigh and stormed out.

What an asshole. My father too, he didn't find me doing it but he found a dirty rag in my bedside table and gave me holy hell for it. It was traumatic and he could have completely avoided it by ignoring it for the normal thing it is.

My ex said his mom would burst in while he was jerking off on the toilet. I asked him why he didn't just lock the door, and he had no answer. Why not do it in bed?

I wondered if he subconsciously wanted to get caught. From his childhood recollections he definitely had an Oedipal triangle with his dad.

Once when I was a teenager. I was in my bedroom and I’d normally get advance warning because I could hear people walking up the stairs.

However, that afternoon I had my window open and someone was mowing their lawn outside which drowned out the stairs. My dad would often quickly say hello on his way in from work and he did so that afternoon, clearly I didn’t hear him approaching.

He quickly said hi and exited immediately. He was a good dad and never once said anything or tried to embarrass me.

R44 Yes, I do . The bathroom isn't small, the window is.The steam from the shower is good for your clothes (as I learned on an HGTV show years ago).

R41 and R43 are the basement-dwelling incels who always add their words of wisdom to others' experiences.

r48 Bless your heart - you tried.

R48 No blessings from basement-dwelling incels needed, but thanks anyway.

My first roommate after I moved out of the dorms in college.

We only had one computer in the place (yes, I am old, we had a desk-top in one corner of the living room.) I was goofing around with a guy in a chat room (again, I know, I am old) and didn't hear my roommate come in.) His only response at the time was "Well, I guess the seal is broken." Little did I know that meant he felt free to just be jerking off wherever and whenever the rest of the time we lived together. At first it was kind of hot, coming home and finding him lying on the couch with his pants around his ankles. then it got annoying. He was gay. too (we met in a gay club on campus,) and I'm not sure if he wanted to mess around or if he just got off on being discovered. I never gave in or joined him.

I probably should have, but I was such a prude then.

Details please, r31

I've walked in on people, but it never happened to me.

Dissenting opinion. I think all porn actors, top bottom and versatile, should have HARD dicks during sex, and with today's molecules, it should be required.

r54 What does that have to do with this post?

R51 I would have had to tell him to please not do that.

r56 I think you protest too much

My parents the first time I tried. Screwed me up for ever.

[quote] I wish it was hot. He was upset I was in the shower too long. (We only had one bathroom.) He barged in yelling and opened the curtain yelling “What the hell are you doing?” I shrieked in fear, he saw. Then he gave a giant disgusted sigh and stormed out.

That happened with my nephew too when he was using up all the hot water. We live in California so the water bill is high. I’ll never forget his shriek. Now I just tell him to only use the shower for its intended purpose.

Meat me at the station.

What is the point of that video at R60 if it doesn't show him jerking off? Or at least the movements. Or at least his hands in his pants?

Geesh.

R61 You're a whore, darlin'.

R62

I wish.

Why would they arrest that poor guy for jerking off in a room alone. They were the perverts spying on him with cameras.