Store Owners Use Fog Machines to Deter Robberies

It looks like an advertisement for a fog machine company.

What "thoughts" are you looking for, you dumbfuck OP?

Better than bagpipes.

Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels. . .

Kind of stupid to obscure the criminals’ activities. And then let them easily escape with whatever they have.

R2, if you don’t understand my question, you’re clearly the idiot.

Posters like yourself who aggressively attack others for no reason are what’s wrong with this place anymore.

They need some kind of gas that will knock these perps out right there and then until the police arrive. This is too tame.

I'd like to know how it ended. The idea sounds good - but were they able to get out?

If the police came - how does the police apprehend them with all the fog without them running past?

What about nets that drop from the ceiling?

Trap doors dropping to the basement, which is filled with hungry sewer crocodiles.

Plastic snakes and spiders, some with fake features to make them look like they move - that would have been a nice touch.

Have a loudspeaker of some Mom voice saying "What the hell are you doing? I didn't raise you like that! I am so disappointed in you!" - nothing worse than a mother's guilt trip.

Robberies?!? Scale it up enough and BOOM! The entire GOP is snatched up like a ratty Korean wig.

What about the other innocent people in there?

If these DAs would do their jobs they wouldn’t have to resort to this.

Let’s have a Kiki

It's faster y'all. Made the tik tak round. Geez

It's deployed only after hours. Works pretty fast.

r14 Let's have a peepee DRAIN FLUSH WIPE

What gas did they use at Dachau?