Mariah Carey’s New Album “Here for it All”

Nothing is Impossible

I Won’t Allow It

Oops

I Won’t Allow It

Mariah sounds flat in the song at R1. Quite flat. Off key. WTF.

Is she still fat?

OP absolutely NO ONE says "bop" anymore, gramps.

Snoozefest

R4 I don’t think she’s flat. Her voice has changed and she now sings in a lower register. Just different and an adjustment to listener’s ears after being used to hearing her belting high notes for years.

Can it still be a banger, r6?

Debuted at #1 on ITunes. Dethroned Cardi B.

Mariah can't still pull big numbers 35 years into her career.

[quote] Mariah can't still pull big numbers 350 lbs. later into her career.

FTFY

r10 She can't?

By "it all" she means photoshop, apparently

Mimi needs to focus on her holiday hits and forget about new pop music.

I love Mariah as much as any 90s Queen could. I do hate that she’s a delusional alcoholic though. Nobody wants to hear new music from her outside of the demented lambs.

You were a legacy act now, sweetheart. Embrace that or just sit in your mansion, sip red wine, and have your nails done all day. It will make a little difference to us in the end.

You have proven yourself and I hate that you don’t have a family and never had a family to rely on emotionally. Just be well and stop listening to the yes queens. You don’t have another number one in you.

You didn’t smoke it away in a pipe black Whitney. You won Mariah. Wake up and smell the coffee and enjoy it.

Like Whitney*

Rest in peace our dysfunctional and addicted diva.

She's a great, big, jolly lady now!

She’s too old for this shit.

I refuse to allow listening to Aged Mimi's album affect my opinion of it.

Nobody’s checking for new Mariah bops.

I'm definitely here for a new Mariah bop!

To be fair, she doesn't need another number one. She has 19 and second to the Beatles.

She gets guaranteed bank every year off that Xmas song without having to lift a finger. Incredibly smart.

You're right she doesn't need to do this. She's fared the best out of all the 80's and 90's females. She should realize that.

She has personally scrubbed the internet of all of the FAT MARIAH images that used to be there!

R15 I don’t think she expects this to top the Billboard Hot 100 or be a huge success. I’ve come to really like Mariah in recent years. She plays up the Diva image because she knows that’s what the general public wants, but she has shown herself to be surprisingly self aware in interviews over the last couple of years and in her book.

She’s also surprisingly fun on social media and displays a sense of humor.

Thoughts on that ballad single at R1,

- She’s 56 now. Voices age. She cannot belt any of those 1990-1996 hits anymore, not in their original key.

- really nice warm intimate vocal tone on these contralto verses though. She sounds like a long lost DeBarge sibling of indeterminate gender beaming in from 1985.

r26 It's also boring as hell

She’s here for the fascism? Way to go!

[quote] She's fared the best out of all the 80's and 90's females. She should realize that.

No one else passed out ice cream on TRL.

It’s weird that Mariah has had an extraordinary career but only her Xmas song has any potential to be remembered after her career is over.

Radio doesn’t play any of her other songs

R30 I hear “We Belong Together”, “Fantasy”, and “Always be my Baby” on the radio regularly on mixed variety stations.

Man, y’all are gonna be brutal when Madonna releases her auto-tuned, vocoder-laden disco bop.

Why is this white woman singing colored sex music!

Mariah should go into the foundation garment business.

Does FAT help female singers? It seems a lot of great big fat ladies can really belt it out.