Non-binary Bisexual Wedding

Will their first dance be the Hava Nagilx?

Those eyebrows are very Daniel Levy.

Groucho Marx

Just a straight wedding, big deal.

[quote]Mx. Schiller

We’re still doing this?

Archived version.

I belueve you can discern his penis in the silk pajamas shot.

BELIEVE

Also their parents must be loaded.

Stunning and brave.

Who will go into whom?

They seem to have wind powered eco barges full of non-binary money. Notice the watches prominently displayed. These are very very tacky people who deserve each other and their gaudy wedding reception.

They registered for a $400 mirror. Most of these items were not purchased.

Oh I didnt scroll down. They registered for THREE mirrors. The $400 one is the bargain, the others are $700 and $1,000.

Just me talking to me in here. Idgaf about their sexuality, they do just seem pretentious.

[quote]Stunning and brave.

I was thinking more 'thoughts and prayers'.

Dan Levy is finally settling down. Mazel Tov!

How much cash was blown on that wedding? I predict they'll be divorced in under 3 years.

R17 or bisexual cisgender conservatives with three kids in ten years

I didn’t know Mary Elizabeth Winstead split from Ewan McGregor.

r15 Tots and pares.

I'm imagining what these two look like, haven't opened OP's link yet. I'll bet I'm not far off. Septum piercings are a given.

I think the ticking clock on the relationship is that one or another of them will join a hot new trend to identify as some inanimate object and become incapable of providing the attention the other seeks.

She's very handsome, too bad she's insufferable.

r20 tbh, besides the bullshit gender affectations and her obligatory ugly haircut, they're an attractive couple.

So a guy married a girl?

Another mixed marriage between a Mizrahi and an Ashkenazi.

"I have no medical training but I self diagnosed myself and my gender. And I want to talk about little kids and puberty." -------->> Something a mentally ill person says.

[bold] This gender stupidity is a losing political issue. We aren't standing for it. ------------------>> [/bold]Winning Republicans.

[bold] This gender bravery is a winning political issue. Puberty Blockers for Kids!!----------------->> [/bold] Losing Democrats.

Do you really want MAGA to keep the White House in 2028?

Weirdness only wealth can buy.

Like someone said, they are a very attractive couple, but there is so much identity crap, I can't tell what's really in either of them or what they are really about. It is like they are living some script. It was a beautiful wedding. They are not people I'd want to take the time to know.

Yentl, Non-binary Part 2

When two bagels love each other very much

This scenario would make a perfect rom-com for Glenn Powell and Sydney Sweeney!

I can't with these people.

Just say you're gay. Is that so difficult?

R32 - but from what I gather from the very confusing article - it's a straight marriage?

She jokes about people calling it a straight relationship but they really think it's much more layered than that. Whatever.

Will there be an emerald cape for the groom?

Skipped it.

I wouldn't know which side of the synagogue to sit in.

I'm...speechless...

Sounds more like two spoiled Jews who want to have kids because of expectations - while each cheats on the other.

I just can't imagine wanting to put this in the press.

[quote] So a guy married a girl?

This is one of those rare occasions where someone appears to be taking on a queer identity just to make themselves special or unique.

I’m irritated by their wealth and pretensions .

R39 rare? You need to get out more.

Some straight people these days will do [italic]anything[/italic] to get attention!!

[quote] it's much more layered than that.

R34. Well, that's a new one. I hadn't hard the "layered" reasoning before.

[quote] Also their parents must be loaded.

Which their?

They/their 1?

They/their 2?

Or there/there/both?

Bionist Expansionism

💐 🌹 🌺 🌼 💐 🌺 💐 🌹 🌺 That is some chuppah! 🌺 💐 🌹 🌺 🌼 💐 🌺 💐 🌹

So a butch woman married an effeminate man? What’s so special about that?

Oh, the SPECIALNESS!

I think they’re both attractive, so what? I doubt they’ll be sexually satisfying to each other, since she like sex with women and he likes sex with men. He’s exactly my type, and I live in LA, so I’ll happily volunteer as tribute to fulfill his desires.

They sound exhausting.

I’m so confused.

[quote]They sound exhausting.

Which one do you mean?

"Our relationship can be confusing and unusual."

How will I cope with this UNUSUAL new trend of males marrying females? You wacky young people will have to give me time to adjust!

R50 = Roxane Gay

Ray-j

The veil is unnecessary

"That December, their relationship took a turn when they stayed at an Airbnb with two friends in “a witchy place,” she said, called Idyllwild-Pine Cove"

That's all you need to know. Idyllwild is a regular tourist mountain town - with actually not that much going for it. (I find it boring AF - but whatever).

Of course they need to call it 'witchy' - whatever. Every thing is unique and cool and different for them!

Bullshit. All of it.

They come across as insufferably full of themselves.

I wonder if one of them had to marry someone of the opposite sex to get some of that family money?

This would make a great wacky sitcom:

"Non-Binary Loves Bernie"

or..."My Side of the Mechitza!"

R59 - I wouldn't be surprised if there was some financial incentive dangled before them if there were grandkids.

So he's a 'queer' guy who dates women. She was raised orthodox and mainly dated women but changed it for him.

If 2 people who get along great and love each other want to marry and raise kids together - I'm fine with it. People get married for a lot of different reasons - always have.

So many straight people get married for money or for looks (trophy husband/trophy wife) - so I don't see the harm.

It's the clinging to all this queer, non-binary crap when you're in a heterosexual marriage that doesn't fly with me.

Being gay or lesbian is not some fashion you try on for a few years. I wish we could do away with this whole 'fluid' bullshit - it means that anything and anyone can be anything for a time period and then completely drop it when they want.

That's not freedom - that's uncertainty and fake appropriation.

R60: "This would make a great wacky sitcom."

Well, we're movin' on up / To the Queer Side / To a dee-luxe oppression in the sky / Oh, movin' on up / To the Queer Side / We finally got a piece of the nutloaf-oh-ah-oh...

Does it say in the article they are gay and lesbian?

R64 - No - just that when she first met him, she immediately thought he was a gay man and she only dates women. Whereas he dates women, but is queer.

That's all the info we've been given.

And she was raised Orthodox? I know there are degrees of Orthodox, including more liberal Orthodox, but sounds like rebellion to me.

That article is impossible to read with all the pronoun nonsense bouncing around.

Of course, the comments in the NYT are disabled.

It’s interesting how the article doesn't use the non binary terms for them. Even when quoting them.

As for their future: “We are changing our name to Shemen, for oil,” Mr. Nemanpour said. “It’s fluid and represents a strong livelihood and a good foundation to live the beautiful life we want to live.”

🫠

So he doesn't mind pussy but she's not actually interested in dick. She's going to be the problem.

He got quite a hair transplant. Here is in 2019, under his real name, "Yosef."

I think you also have to view this through the lens of what Jewish marriage is. It really is a contract (ketubah).

I honestly think this is partially a contracted marriage to have Jewish kids. And she fancies herself a stand-up comic - just saying she may just like attention and spotlight and the non-binary is part of it.

And the only 'non-binary' element we see in the wedding is that the bride is in a white pantsuit instead of a dress. Sorry - but that's a fucking very low bar to call it a non-binary wedding. He's in a traditional suit.

I can't imagine what this ceremony was like and how much eye rolling there was.

He looks about a hundred times better with the hair transplant, I will admit.

It turns out we both need attention...

Raye Schiller is like a real life Che Diaz. She's non-binary, she sleeps with men and women, and she does hilarious stand-up about ehr sex life and how politically aware she is.

Ugh reel no longer available although it's visible on her Instagram. "I thought he was a gay man he thought I was a lesbian, it turns out we both need attention"

Bisexuals desperation to feel different even when in an opposite sex relationship is mind numbing.

One uggo after the next.

I’m sure their parents are thrilled.

Is this similar to Nico Tortorella and Beth Meyers marriage? They/them/him/her/us/others/everyone? Lots of money spent to show how much they love each other........mmmm....think not.

r79 they have two kids now, and in response to someone saying they should have more, Nico responded with "so many more." They look like a young stylish Florida Republican family.

I can't imagine being that attention seeking, it makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.

R81 - well, it's also LA. It's a different world and attention seeking behavior is so normalized there. Much more so than NYC. It's its own little world and people get trapped into that LA identity of looks, attention, press, etc.

It's palpable - I can feel it every time I'm there. I love so many aspects of LA and what it offers - but god, the vibes and this behavior in LA is such a turn off for me.

R80, yes I saw that. At least Nico and Beth knew each other for years before they got hitched. This 'couple' .....nah.....all for show.

What will the kids call them in lieu of "Mom" and "Dad"? And which of them will be the one to give birth?

Wow, he is totally different with fake hair.

I bet it's a toupee and not a transplant....

[quote] Is this similar to Nico Tortorella and Beth Meyers marriage?

No, it’s not. That was a straight couple looking for attention. This is an obvious gay and a lesbian in a lavender marriage.