Hello, hilarious gay boys, Vairst Letty here to launch new collection of shiny, happy Christmas ornament!

The brass-and-enamel ornaments of the 250 Collection ― named for next year’s semiquincentennial ― are selling for $75-$90 a pop, or $465 for the set of six.

I hang off titties, no?

Melania quick question. Will the baubles be capable of surviving the pressure and velocity of being inserted and expelled at rocket speed from a pussy? Since its you designing I'd assume them being able to survive that old party trick is a fundamental requirement. But we all know MAGA likes to cheap out and many of us remember that video of the Ukrainian guy and the glass jar.

I was a young man living in Philadelphia during the Bicentennial in 1976 and proud to be an American.

Today, I'm embarrassed by what a shithole and cesspool the United States has become. This grift is just the latest example.

This shit is just getting started too. Everything related to next year's 250th celebration is going to be like this. Yet another reason to hate Trump. No President in our history has been this tacky or this disrespectful of our history. He makes Dubya look smart, Reagan look compassionate, Nixon look honest, and Clinton look classy. Good job america on voting for this shit for our 250th.

As you know, R3 I take greatest prides in quality control. All Christmas ornament non-toxic and BPA free. That mean, safe to put in hoo ha, or bussy hole. You do you, as the stupid tall child say.

R5, I'll be celebrating the RESPECTFUL way - with far right racist podcasters and UFC fights!

That's some hideous shit.

the fake gold finish is already chipping off

Is genuine 24 carrot gold, R9. Do not say all this fake news to fellow patriot who know quality when they seize it!

Can you imagine if Betty Ford pulled this stunt in 1976.

I shoves dem up mie poosey and krunch dem into pretty glitter bombes.

"Do not say all this fake news to fellow patriot who know quality when they seize it!"

Melania, you wouldn't know quality if it slithered onto your rotten, fetid, putrid cunt and started licking away.

You say all the sweet things, nice gay boy R13. I know what you getting for Christmas! Big golden vibrator to dislodge stick! I feeling generous today.

That'd be like Betty Ford passing out coupons for the Betty Ford Center, R11.

Coming soon — my $emiquincentennial bitcoin!

I can't believe the prices....especially with their constituent base.

Even the grandkids are getting in on the grift:

"Kai Trump, granddaughter of President Donald Trump, has launched a new merchandise line featuring sweatshirts with her initials. She promoted the launch in a series of social media posts on Thursday; in one such post, she can be seen modeling the clothing on the grounds of the White House.

The product website features three women’s pullover sweatshirts and three unisex pullover sweatshirts, each priced at $130. The sweatshirts, which come in white, navy and black, feature the initials KT. Kai Trump, 18, is the eldest daughter of Donald Trump Jr. and Vanessa Haydon."

Plenty of MAGAs have money to burn, especially on worthless, tacky Trump crap. The prices don't shock me at all.

GRIFTING CUNT WHORE!

And all Made in the USA, I'm sure.

Oh, no R21. We support the underprivelege children in China. They tiny hands put on the gold and tiny crystals better than lazy spoiled American children. Is Being Bestest and Bedazzled Bring Bunches of Bank! Well to me, any the ways.

Will Trumps tiny brass balls be part of this dynamic collection?

Tinkle tinkle tinkle I hear and den I run avay to Manhatter for two week, R23.

Ornameant?

They earrings!

Hello Vairst Letty - any memorial balls celebrating the life of late Ivana Trump?

Fuck Christmas.

I owe great debt to Ivana. She was beautiful lady ski person, did you know? I look up to her as lowly, scheming Slovenian digger of the gold. We have limit edition shiny gold casket with golf flag stick out of top, engrave with "Your hole has won!" as wonderful tribute to all little strivers who turn dream of stardom into life of selling beautiful limit edition collectables of this great country.. Also, no one disturb her ditch. Is where most of Jeffrey papers is to be. Call now, phone line is open!

Hey Melania, will there be a special bauble set with four baubles on a connecting string, increasing in size? Asking for a friend.

Is Barron distracted by the shiny baubles?

Is in works for next year season of light, hope and the grift. In works to call it Chestnut Party Fun Set. I take preorder, if call now R29. Stupid tall child already ask about prototype. But all I say is, no need to know Mommy’s past side hustles, right R30? Be Blasted program was for high roller oily men who pay the extra and leave generous tips on dresser.

Monster Boy ate many of Christmus Armaments from Uncle Bibi.

Back of pants are boomed out. Char (sp?)

We go to Ralph Lauren twomorrow.

Roll Eeevana Meme-oriole Ball down staircase and watch eet brake.

Slovenian joke. I laugh inside.

There is big differece to Vairst Leddy and Vairst Letty. One is regal, spreading wing over country saying Meh. Buy Ornament. Other fake is lawn ornament flamingo. Be best with the tugs and hugs and jugs. Things the nice people seem doing .We hate Vairst Leddy imposter perfumer. She smell like orange asshole.

I see you, R34

You right. You thred. You just c how far u keep it going b-cuz I don't care but U do. Show you not real me. Go on den. Shine leetle moment. Clap clap!

fucking whore grifter

You, Vairst Leddy? What saying I can do? You Designer Imposter Fragrance, like bad skin rashy rash. I calll dermatioligist and he say you persistent irritant. Flattery is insincerest sort of inspirational something. Be Bestest. And if not, you can be middle-brow tier paid lady of mean. In Stamford. Ha the ha!

Should I buy one to go with my prized 1976 Lenox Patriots Bowl?

^ Or should I wait for Lenox to come out with a 2026 version with Dump’s face on it?

Is no good in my opinion if no Swarovsk crystal pasted on by tiny child. But who I fuck to get this life? I mean, MAGA ORNAMENT, PRETTY MAGA ORNAMENT. LIne is open. Call me now.

.CREASE-MUST SHEET

The only thing that surprises me is that she didn’t add Trump to the Mount Rushmore ornament. Maybe next year….

Orange Blob falls off model, We no get to production,Tales as old as time, R42. Much like life.

I would buy a FOOK CREASE MOOSE ornament with a little Christmas moose on it.

This scary shit should be marketed for Halloween.

"Orders take 10-12 weeks to be shipped," according to the website, so you'll be lucky to get yours by Christmas.

Personally, I don’t give a fuck if MAGAS (most of them working class) spend their last dime on this shit. Good. Let them sink in their own avarice and stupidity.

I can't wait to buy these! She's the classiest first lady in history!

Yeah, I'm not gonna be clicking that link.

clicked the ink and the website is unappealing. how hard is it to make an attractive, easy to access shop site in 2025? is the site created by ai? maga can't do anything right, it is so weird. i wanted to click on an ornament to confirm CREASE MUST SHEET is made in gyna.

forgot to add a comedian posted a recording himself "shopping" in turd towa, everything sold in that gift shop is made in the prc. after tariffs were imposed, then paused, then imposed, then paused, the prc aired this recording on their news station and their reporters could not keep a straight face.