My Fat Daughter is at it again

Does the phrase "Even a broken clock is right twice a day" apply? or would "Even a broken crock is right twice a day", as in crock pot?

Does she have anything nice to say about anyone or anything? Whenever she's in the news it's because she's seething and hurling insults. She must be unhappy.

She’s basically a loving, breathing Twitter account. Of course she’s outraged and snide all the time.

Who knew that twitter accounts eat sticks of butter like they’re baby carrots? But I digress.

I love the capitalization of "My Fat Daughter." Does anyone know if the other McCain children are as embarrassed by MFB as the Ambassadress?

I'm sure they are mortified, r4. Who wouldn't be?

When she was on The View, people watched her whether they liked her or not. (I'm a Joy fan myself.). How could she not feel relevant? She was known as Meghan, cohost of the View, a network TV show with high ratings (daytime ratings).

She was on to better things...like writing a weekly column for the Daily Mail.

Then she decided to jump into podcasting. She can make money by sitting on her ass and bitching, without even having to leave the house. It was the job she was born to do. Also, raging out loud during a scheduled weekly time calmed her down, and then she didn't rage at us so much anymore.

But there are too many podcasts; lots of competition. How can a maga fit all of the following into their schedule: Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Megyn Kelly, Joe Rogan, that other bald guy who always wears that beanie, and now Meghan. Meghan is trying to be more religious to fit in. She's been posting a lot of bible verses lately and complaining about people who complain about religion.

She is bitter because, Meghan, Podcaster doesn't doesn't sound or feel as relevant as Meghan, View co-host.

Ambassadress: Does your fat daughter lack the self-awareness to understand that she, too, is a nepo baby? And a nepo baby of the worst kind, as she lacks talent, intellect, and any ability to speak in a vocal range below shrieky shrill?

The new Shelley Winters.

At least Violet is doing something useful with her life.

Dumb whore

R8 Shelley Winters was a very talented actress. MFD has no talent—not even a talent for no talent

If My Fat Daughter isn't a nepo baby than what the fuck is she besides fat and miserable?

R8 - Next Stop, Value Village

My Fat Daughter is angry. They have upped her to African Elephant strength Ozempic and she STILL CAN’T STOP EATING.

At this point, the only option left is a medically induced coma and a feeding tube.

Sigh. I don’t know why she’s so intent on losing weight. My Fat Daughter’s celebrity stems from her status as a morbidly obese, shrill View panelist whose dead father ran for President. She should give the public what they want-shrieking reviews of changes to the Panera menu.

Whenever she annoys me I watch the clip below of Paul Begala taking her to the woodshed on Bill Maher on repeat. Recommended!

My Sri Lanken Daughter and I laugh our asses off about “Me-again” every night while we work her math homework together.

I cannot think of someone I detest more intensely than this woman. I think I hate her more than Trump.

[quote]At this point, the only option left is a medically induced coma and a feeding tube.

Dear Ambassadress, is there a GoFundMe for this procedure?

Why, R17? She's mostly inconsequential.

But enormously fat, r19. Don't forget she's enormously fat.

But is she a whore like you Cindy?

[quote] She must be unhappy.

I believe the word you were looking for is "hangry."

This is the best clip of Meghan being shown up for being a jackass. And it's only 12 seconds long.

Are you bitches following this child-of-millionaires teenage activist’s demands to wear masks, then?

R24 I believe that even the Ambassadress conceded that point in the OP.

hold on a sec. John McClain's daughter is criticizing someone for being a nepo baby?

FOR REAL?

Now my fat daughter is distracted by the return of Suzy-Qs!

I am not understanding how a middle-aged person, who has done nothing of note in her own professional life (other than be born a senator's daughter), dare open her mouth to criticize someone else as a nepo baby.

R28-that’s what makes Ambassadress Cindy McCain’s Fat Daughter fun as a DL villain. She’s a BIG FAT HYPOCRITE, who says one thing, does the opposite, freaks out or stays quiet when confronted about her hypocrisy, then returns to X to fart out another ill-considered opinion.

Twice in 24 hours, My Fat Daughter's posts have included the terms "demon" and "unadulterated evil". She sounds psychotic. Because of her new religious-based fears, I'm afraid she's going to decide to homeschool her kids. This would be bad because she's stupid as fuck.

That's some big tissues.

**tiddies

I told Cindy she should have bought/stolen all her babies, and not just one of them. But she didn't listen.

The “demons” shit is the new MAGA unreasoning reason. Spells. Curses. Witches on Etsy. The Antichrist.

When they went to commercial, r23, My Fat Daughter started ripping the set apart. She hurled a stool at Whoopi Goldberg’s head, the audience ran out of the studio screaming in terror, and Joy Behar had to be whisked away by armed security.

My Fat Daughter’s path of destruction didn’t end until a zookeeper from the Bronx Zoo shot her with a tranquilizer gun, using a sedative intended for a rhinoceros who needed a root canal.

The McCain Family had to pay ABC $5 million to repair the damage to the studio.. We kept the audience quiet by giving each audience a $1,000 Olive Garden gift card and a $1,000 Arby’s gift card in exchange for signing NDAs.

Sigh. I really should have had My Fat Daughter sent her as a baby, but John thought her fat rolls were cute.