If you have a couch that looks like this, I'm going to judge you, harshly

Looks perfect. Let's christen it.

Is that the back seat of my dad's 78 Cadillac Sedan De Ville?

Worse is the model with CUP HOLDERS! Trash! Probably bought at a Renta-Center. They pay it off on installments. You gain a hundred pounds just looking at thissssssssss!

I have a bad back and I like to recline. Suck it, OP.

They're mostly owned by dumb straight guys.

Just my type.

That's super unsightly.

So what’s the judgment OP. Drag these furniture owners. And you better be funny too.

R1 is brilliant.

The lumbar support looks insufficient for something so ugly. I totally get wanting one of these (in a different color at least) if you have back issues.

I agree. Not enough holes.

It screeches “North Korean Presidential Palace Living Room”!

I'm not a big fan of those kinds of couches.

That said, I have sat in one that was really quite comfortable. However, it didn't have all those bulgy rolls and sitting in it felt like melting into a cloud.

I hope that’s not naugahyde.

As if OP would be invited in.

Jack Cassidy and JD Vance are two peas in a pod in their self-hate and sadism with Vance trying to work out his tortured closetedness by inflicting cruelty upon "libs" and others he tries to perceive as lesser beings, while Cassidy inflicted his demons by making crippled Hoagy Carmichael crawl across the floor to suck him off.

Jesus Christ, R13!

[quote] while Cassidy inflicted his demons by making crippled Hoagy Carmichael crawl across the floor to suck him off.

Say what?

[quote] while Cassidy inflicted his demons by making crippled Hoagy Carmichael crawl across the floor to suck him off.

[quote] Say what?

It was Cole Porter.

I refuse to believe that a true gay could mix up Cole Porter and Hoagy Charmichael. He’s a spy!

Sorry! I spent 5 years in Bloomington and I should not have mixed the composers up! Yet I did, despite the histories.

OP sleeps on the old, stained Davenport in Mother's damp basement.

[quote]while Cassidy inflicted his demons by making crippled Hoagy Carmichael crawl across the floor to suck him off.

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices to suck a big cock.

For you rich fat whores.

Gay people don't have couches like that OP.

We went to Raymour and Flanagan for the first time recently and they had an ocean of this and other “comfy” furniture that plugs in. Does this model have cup holders?

Nobody cares.

I thought it was the Andrews Sisters, R15.

a crippled Hoagy Carmichael blowing Jack Cassidy in a thread about heterosexual couches...

You’re just jealous.

I might consider the concept for a dedicated home theater set-up. But it would be hard to get over the ugly.