Alex Jones Says Women LOVE His New Hitler Mustache

L U I G I, got another one for you!

Some women also love marrying killers in prison. I guess there is one for everyone.

Yeah, if her name is Eva Braun or Irma Grist

Yea, they dig the 'stache but that still can't make up for the Alex's most critical shortcoming: his teeny, tiny dick.

You couldn't write this shit....

Oh yeah, every woman is just dreaming of him shaking that stache on their bits….

These people man, these fucking people are fucking deranged

Well, he's got to do something melodramatic to get attention again. Anyone who reacts with horror and outrage at this stunt is a stooge for the RWNJs and Conservatives. The one thing the right wing nuts know how to do is prod liberals with one extreme action or statement after another, successfully getting them to erupt in agitation. Easy targets, so embarrassing.

If someone asked me, "guess what crazy ass shit Alex Jones has done now." This would not make the top 100, 500, maybe even 1,000 list of guesses.

If only Alex Jones would fall into an abandoned part of the sewer and die of sepsis...

Hitler was a pig but not a FAT PIG.

I love it!

Alex desperately needs a new colorist.

Women don't like anything about him anymore -- he has no $$.

Alex Jones should be spending the rest of his life in a 9x6 cell. Repulsive piece of crimminal shit, As is anyone who defends him.

The nation's number one conspiracy theorist and fascist propagandist if deflecting with Hitler meme.

Who knew that there were that many racists?

Women women??

Why even post about this cunt?

[quote] Alex Jones Says Women LOVE His New Hitler Mustache

Wrong. I've confirmed with all living women, the only thing they love about fat blowhard Alex Jones is the idea of voluntary sterilization.

I kinda suspect he's going to suicide or be suicided

He looks more like Ernst Röhm than Hitler. At least Hitler was slim and had hair.

That style never looked good on anybody. Ever. Before or after u know.

But our Al likes chicks with dicks.

Something was still amiss. Now it's much better.

[quote] He claims, totally seriously, that his look is a hit with conservative women.

I believe him.

How desperate for attention can one piece of shit be?

So he's off of the ozempic and fat and drinking again.

Those are the eyes that a cop should be shining a flashlight into

What women - Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Admittedly he resembles Julius Streicher more than Hitler.

Mutant hog.

Definitely that too r32.

Alex Jones actually makes Adolf Hitler fuckable by comparison.

Gorgeous!

The fact that ANY republican men get laid astonishes me. republican women have their own limitations, but I guess they're willing or desperate or both.

He's only 51

Jesus fucked-over Christ, he IS only 51.

I would've said 75, easily.

He's 51 but looks 60

Stephen Miller is like 40 but looks a hard 50

Paging People Magazine - this is the sexiest man alive!!!

My ugly experts didn't have much of a challenge here.