Roseanne Barr calls out 'double standard' of Jimmy Kimmel's return to air: 'I got my whole life ruined'

Apples and oranges. Not even remotely the same thing. Keep crying, bitch.

But Jimmy didn't call anyone a muslim ape.

She’s so tiresome. If her life was ruined, she did it to herself. She’s a victim. If they didn’t bring back Jimmy, he’d never claim that his whole life was ruined.

Ask Sinclair to give you a syndicated talk show.

You're a MAGA, dear. Enjoy the demise YOU created.

Another Constitutional Scholar.

In her own mind.

The government had nothing to do with her termination. The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech without government interference or penalty. It says nothing about freedom from consequences of your own stupidity.

I’m so sick of these fucking morons.

WAAAAAAAH!!!

So the person she made a racist post about was t black. Does that erase the racism?

She could have worked her "cancelling" into a podcast or something given the awful politics of the times. If she didn't bother find a new angle to bring in some dough that's on her. Just like saying the awful stuff in the first place was.

Jimmy Kimmel didn't have a racist rant!

[quote]Keep crying, bitch.

And it's gonna be ugly crying.

F&F!

[quote]"There is nothing more important to me than your respect, and I apologize to those who were genuinely hurt or offended by the makeup I wore or the words I spoke," Kimmel shared in a statement addressing the appearances in 2020.

That is called an apology, Roseanne.

[quote]"I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE!"

That is *not* called an apology, Roseanne.

No one cares about the demise Roseanne‘s career, which was entirely of her own doing.

Doesn't this brain injured old has-been hag have blood relatives that can get her evaluated and committed?

Waaaaahhhhhh what about ME?

I don’t think Valerie Jarrett looks black either. She grew up in Iran, so I do think it’s plausible that Roseanne didn’t know.

Remember when mentally ill celebrities just died?

Poor old Matthew Perry dead of an OD and this old cunt is still around. The world isn't fair.

I thought the bitch was White!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Roseanne, dear. That's like comparing apples and road apples.

Roseanne is only interesting when she is cunting.

People have taken my “jigaboo porch-monkey” comments entirely out of context, but I’m the one who has to suffer for it.

"so I do think it’s plausible that Roseanne didn’t know."

When making incendiary comments in today's overheated political environment, it's best to have all the facts in hands before shooting off one's piehole.

Otherwise, you just come across as a half-cocked asshole, a role Roseanne has played to quite some acclaim for the last 35 years.

It's interesting to me that even the right hasn't re-claimed her. Even they know she's too off her rocker.

When I read her statement, I had to laugh.

Back when Roseanne was first doing standup (before she became ridiculously famous and when she was actually funny), she mentioned in her monologue that she's a Jew who was raised in Utah (23:54 below), and she really stood out. There was a line about her going to her rabbi for advice about feeling so different, and she said, "Well, Rabbi Christianson..." It was funny at the time.

If you know anything about the LDS (Mormon) faith (just watch Big Love with Bill Paxton -- you'll learn), you'll recognize the phrase she used in her statement "for time and eternity" as a phrase right out of the Mormon handbook, so to speak.

What goes around comes around, I guess.

Racially misgendering?

[quote]Racially misgendering?

This bitch has a way with words.

At least she’s not fat anymore.

Why did Bruce Willis have to be struck down instead of batshit crazy Roseanne Barr?

That's what I'll never understand.

I think she’s a piece of shit but I was always confused by how she signed over Roseanne to what, Disney?

I didn't know Pete Buttigieg was gay when I called him a prancing fairy. He wasn't flaming. How could I have known?

The sad fact is she might not have been cancelled if she did that in 2025.

Jimmy Kimmel isn't mentally ill.

Headlining TV shows are for sane people, dear.

Even in the pre-civil rights era there were things people never said in public. This idea that political correctness and wokeness took away a historical right to say whatever you wanted wherever and whenever is just not true.

Roseanne Barred got away with SO MUCH in the 90s that I almost get her confusion. She's basically a straight white guy at this point.

R15, her family are MAGAts.

R29, compared to what? A whale?

This woman should have been put in jail after what she did to her parents.

[quote]'I got my whole life ruined'

Exactly. YOU got your whole life ruined. YOU.

Is anything EVER her fault?

After Kimmel was canceled, he did not release multiple videos in which he shrieked and cried.

Donald, like Rush Limbaugh before him, made being an asshole look easy, and all the wannabes have eagerly tried to be the next Rush/Donald. But it's a lot harder than it looks and takes a lot of stage management to go just far enough to get the attention you crave without going over the edge into disaster.

Roseanne is the equivalent of Proud Boys and American Psycho having a baby.

No foolish woman, you didn't "get your whole life ruined". YOU ruined your whole life with your big fresh mouth, arrogant demeanor, and bigoted ideology. Take responsibility for your own actions.

I don't know why she calls her life ruined. She lives quite comfortably from royalties and received a good check for The Conners. I am sure her blue-color audience is doing a tad worse than she. If she is talking about emotional state, I'd say she probably has the best time ever right now. There is nothing MAGAs like more than complaining about how they are being wronged. Imagine MAGAs were all happy and content. Is there such thing?

She ran for President in 2012. She’d probably have a good shot at getting elected today.

Since when is "ape" an insult for white people, Roseanne?

Moron.

It’s all Ambien’s fault.

Did the federal government threaten to revoke ABC’s broadcast licenses or to block station group mergers if Rosanne were not taken off the air because she was making fun of Dear Leader?

No?

Then shut the fuck up. You’re embarrassing yourself.

I'm fine.

I send my love.

Maybe the bitch should re-invent herself in Dubai.

Roseanne has been looking better lately, more effort into her hair and makeup and not as heavy as she used to be.

You think the new look is an effort on her part to attract her buddy DJT to offering her a government job so he can grab her by her rancid, fetid pussy?

[quote]I don’t think Valerie Jarrett looks black either. She grew up in Iran, so I do think it’s plausible that Roseanne didn’t know.

roseanne KNEW. She knew Valerie was close friends with the Obamas and roseanne wouldn't have called her an ape otherwise. She'd have called her other things, but not ape

[quote]I got my whole life ruined'

Her dad got his life ruined. She falsely accused him of molesting her.

Her kids got their lives ruined because they had such a shitty, abusive mother. They don't complain about it at all. They don't blame her for their problems either, but they sure do deserve to blame that bitch

She damages everything she touches or comes across.

All that money she has and she doesn't help anyone. She doesn't have a charity to help poor people. She doesn't even help animals. NOTHING. that cunt only cares about herself.

Saddam Hussein calls out the double standard of Obama's retirement with full presidential pension.

[Quote] 'I got my whole life ruined'

“Got”

So very MAGA of her. Says horrible, racist shit only a drooling moron would say, then acts like a victim once the consequences hit.

[quote] Headlining TV shows are for sane people, dear.

Yeah, you tell 'em!

I sure hope she makes it back to prime time. Such a talent deserves to be shot on TV.

She’s an asshole. Fuck off, hag.

It's because you resemble a woman, bitch!

Take some more Ambien, bitch.

While we're mentioning Barr's Valerie Jarrett tweets, do Kimmel's several instances of blackface, complete with characterized voices, deserve a mention? He does seem to get a pass where this is concerned. Even Luenell is a staunch defender that Roseanne Barr is not racist.

Look at Defacto’s outrage about black face, something Kimmel did 20+ years ago and has since apologized for.

By the way, I’m glad Defacto is policing this, because he’s said on this cert board that he thinks black leople are subhuman and violent savages.

^^^ he’s said on this very board that he thinks black people are subhuman and violent savages.

My mom is half-Russian Jewish and looks A LOT like Roseanne. She looks like she could be her taller, thinner younger sister. I remember watching "Roseanne" as a kid and even noticing it back then, and as my mom has aged, the resemblance has only gotten stronger. Fortunately, she's not remotely as insane as Roseanne, though she has her moments.

[quote]All that money she has and she doesn't help anyone. She doesn't have a charity to help poor people. She doesn't even help animals. NOTHING. that cunt only cares about herself.

Say what you will about Ellen...and there's plenty to say, for whatever progress we've made (and as that's being ripped from us)...she moved the needle a lot.

That's what I've come to like about Rosie.

Roseanne represents that rare creature who is so ignominious that, like the characters in "Murder on the Orient Express," the entire cast agreed in the necessity - the rightness - of killing her off.

Bitch wants a place at dumps table.

Exactly r69, everyone wanted her gone

Grossanne Barf

I’m surprised she wasn’t chosen for the Kennedy Center honors.

[quote]Grossanne Barf

😂😂😂

Listen up, you fat, disgusting hog. You made a disgusting racist comment and ABC axed you.

Kimmel made a TRUE comment. Then the FCC commissioner publicly threatened the existence of ABC if they didn't do something about Kimmel, after which he was suspended.

One was government intrusion into free speech, one was not. Got it, you massive tub of lard?

Roseanne was paid off enough for The Connors so that she and her children should never have to work another day in their lives.

Zero sympathy.