Bartlett's Familiar Quotations - Trump edition

"I love the poorly educated."

"Smart people don't like me."

"I could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not get arrested."

Grab them by the pussy.

“They’re eating the dogs…they’re eating the cats!”

"I hate my opponent and I don't want the best for them."

Bleeding from her...wherever.

I’m a very stable genius

Many people are saying

Covfefe

I have concepts of a plan. I wish Kamala had done a callback to this in her closing debate remarks

Covfefe

“Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports.” - Trump on the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War

“Frederick Douglass is an example of someone who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”

“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

Ivanka, it's your turn to change my diaper.

R13, idiot.

Did r14 say anything I should know about?

R14 is Hope Hicks.

"____ like nobody's ever seen before."

I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.

Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.

“I told Pete we should use some of the dangerous U.S. cities as training grounds for the military.”

"Smart people hate me"

“They’ve ruined that city. … What they’ve done to that place, it’s like living in hell.”

Speaking of the antifa in Portland, in September, 2025

"So one thing with Obama…I had zero respect for him as a president, but he would bop down those stairs, I’ve never seen…da-da-da-da-da-da-bop-bop ba. He’d go down the stairs. He wouldn’t hold on. I said, it’s great! I wouldn’t want to do it. I guess I could do it, but eventually, bad things are gonna happen, and it only takes once.

But he did a lousy job as president."

Sept 30, 2025 - Speech to assembled senior military leaders at Quantico Marine Corps base

"A lot of people are saying ..."

"Black guys counting my money, I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day" (1991).

History is gonna feast on this guy.

Oh, MARY!

"You don't hold any cards."

"You're gambling with World War Three."

On Hurricane Florence, September 2018:

"This is a tough hurricane," he said. "One of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water."

"God bless the United Shates of America"