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Mrs. Charlie Kirk gets Her Esther. Hoffman. Howard. Moment

She's been waiting all her life for this. The tears. The adoration. The humble gratitude.

Thanks to Tyler Robinson, she's finally become the STAH she's dreamed about being ever since she entered her first beauty pageant.

'Cause they can hold back the tide, but they can never hold a woman - I said a woman in the moon!

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by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2025 8:09 AM

She said everything but "I am Mrs. Norman Maine”.........

by Anonymousreply 1September 22, 2025 7:43 PM

People are starting to dig into her background tho and it's not good

by Anonymousreply 2September 22, 2025 7:45 PM

Look for me on Season 35 of Dancing With the Stars!

by Anonymousreply 3September 22, 2025 7:46 PM

R2 I can't wait.

by Anonymousreply 4September 22, 2025 7:49 PM

How many times did she watch A Star is Born before going on stage at that even yesterday?

She's got the Esther part down well.

by Anonymousreply 5September 22, 2025 8:23 PM

She was a combo of Mrs. Norman Maine and Scarlett O'Hara.

by Anonymousreply 6September 22, 2025 8:27 PM

She won't ever have to fuck or otherwise subject herself to that mutant chode again. She must feel like she's flying.

by Anonymousreply 7September 22, 2025 8:33 PM

Who dat?

by Anonymousreply 8September 22, 2025 9:05 PM

They were actually selling merch at his memorial.

Is there anything more tacky?

by Anonymousreply 9September 22, 2025 9:41 PM

R9. The whole fucking bunch of them are no good, grifting whores.

Did you expect anything different?

by Anonymousreply 10September 22, 2025 9:44 PM

Trump will select her for his next VP and, when Melanomia disappears somewhere over the Bay of Fundy on a "Mission of Mercy for Greenland MAGAs being eaten by the heathen natives" he'll marry her in a White House ceremony.

THAT'S what the Rose Garden Cement Pad is for.

THAT'S what the ballroom is for.

by Anonymousreply 11September 22, 2025 9:48 PM

I half expected the Oreos to come out onstage and surprise her.

by Anonymousreply 12September 22, 2025 9:50 PM

Mrs. Norman Maine, Scarlett O'Hara and Evita all rolled into one.

by Anonymousreply 13September 22, 2025 9:51 PM

R13 And don't forget Joan!

"I share this with you...and only you."

by Anonymousreply 14September 22, 2025 9:53 PM

She must have really hit it off with the mortician to request that he do her up in the same pancake makeup he did for the corpse.

by Anonymousreply 15September 22, 2025 10:02 PM

She looks just like the White House press secretary.

by Anonymousreply 16September 22, 2025 10:05 PM

R16 She's got the MAGA look!

by Anonymousreply 17September 23, 2025 1:56 PM

Turns out she was Miss Arizona when Trump owned the Miss Universe contest and Charlie Kirk's father was one of the developers of Trump Tower.

The puzzle pieces are starting to come together.

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by Anonymousreply 18September 23, 2025 3:38 PM

She'll be in a love triangle with Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski by this time next year.

by Anonymousreply 19September 23, 2025 3:40 PM

Don't ask her about that child trafficking in Romania

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by Anonymousreply 20September 23, 2025 3:41 PM

R11, please to sit down here. I needing to take notes to lawyer man. What is Bay of Funds? Sound like good place to be?

by Anonymousreply 21September 23, 2025 3:44 PM

[quote]She's got the MAGA [bold]whore[/bold] look!

FTFY. Not that there is a MAGA look without the whoredom, but I digress...

by Anonymousreply 22September 23, 2025 3:44 PM

Esther, ease up on the extensions.

by Anonymousreply 23September 23, 2025 4:17 PM

Piles of trash leave behind piles of trash after The Widow's husband's memorial service.

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by Anonymousreply 24September 23, 2025 5:22 PM

A widow taking control over her husband's organization? Where have I seen this before?

DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! THIS AIN'T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO

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by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2025 2:48 AM

Thank God she’s white!

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2025 3:13 AM

I don’t know why she jumped on the CEO job. You know Trump was going to give her a cabinet post.

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2025 3:37 AM

TP is a good grift. Especially with the Charlie donations coming in. She can probably even traffic a few college girls for old time's sake. I mean Tom Homen is having to scrape and bow for a sack of 50 grand. She probably made that in 10 minutes this week. And now TP and has to share with her. She'll be in in 80 inch human hair weaves for a very long time

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2025 8:09 AM
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