Mrs. Charlie Kirk gets Her Esther. Hoffman. Howard. Moment
She's been waiting all her life for this. The tears. The adoration. The humble gratitude.
Thanks to Tyler Robinson, she's finally become the STAH she's dreamed about being ever since she entered her first beauty pageant.
'Cause they can hold back the tide, but they can never hold a woman - I said a woman in the moon!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | September 24, 2025 8:09 AM
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She said everything but "I am Mrs. Norman Maine”.........
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 22, 2025 7:43 PM
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People are starting to dig into her background tho and it's not good
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 22, 2025 7:45 PM
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Look for me on Season 35 of Dancing With the Stars!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 22, 2025 7:46 PM
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How many times did she watch A Star is Born before going on stage at that even yesterday?
She's got the Esther part down well.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 22, 2025 8:23 PM
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She was a combo of Mrs. Norman Maine and Scarlett O'Hara.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 22, 2025 8:27 PM
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She won't ever have to fuck or otherwise subject herself to that mutant chode again. She must feel like she's flying.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 22, 2025 8:33 PM
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They were actually selling merch at his memorial.
Is there anything more tacky?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 22, 2025 9:41 PM
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R9. The whole fucking bunch of them are no good, grifting whores.
Did you expect anything different?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 22, 2025 9:44 PM
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Trump will select her for his next VP and, when Melanomia disappears somewhere over the Bay of Fundy on a "Mission of Mercy for Greenland MAGAs being eaten by the heathen natives" he'll marry her in a White House ceremony.
THAT'S what the Rose Garden Cement Pad is for.
THAT'S what the ballroom is for.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 22, 2025 9:48 PM
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I half expected the Oreos to come out onstage and surprise her.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 22, 2025 9:50 PM
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Mrs. Norman Maine, Scarlett O'Hara and Evita all rolled into one.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 22, 2025 9:51 PM
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R13 And don't forget Joan!
"I share this with you...and only you."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 22, 2025 9:53 PM
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She must have really hit it off with the mortician to request that he do her up in the same pancake makeup he did for the corpse.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 22, 2025 10:02 PM
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She looks just like the White House press secretary.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 22, 2025 10:05 PM
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R16 She's got the MAGA look!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 23, 2025 1:56 PM
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Turns out she was Miss Arizona when Trump owned the Miss Universe contest and Charlie Kirk's father was one of the developers of Trump Tower.
The puzzle pieces are starting to come together.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 18 | September 23, 2025 3:38 PM
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She'll be in a love triangle with Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski by this time next year.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 23, 2025 3:40 PM
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Don't ask her about that child trafficking in Romania
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | September 23, 2025 3:41 PM
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R11, please to sit down here. I needing to take notes to lawyer man. What is Bay of Funds? Sound like good place to be?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 23, 2025 3:44 PM
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[quote]She's got the MAGA [bold]whore[/bold] look!
FTFY. Not that there is a MAGA look without the whoredom, but I digress...
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 23, 2025 3:44 PM
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Esther, ease up on the extensions.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 23, 2025 4:17 PM
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Piles of trash leave behind piles of trash after The Widow's husband's memorial service.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 24 | September 23, 2025 5:22 PM
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A widow taking control over her husband's organization? Where have I seen this before?
DON'T FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! THIS AIN'T MY FIRST TIME AT THE RODEO
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | September 24, 2025 2:48 AM
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I don’t know why she jumped on the CEO job. You know Trump was going to give her a cabinet post.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 24, 2025 3:37 AM
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TP is a good grift. Especially with the Charlie donations coming in. She can probably even traffic a few college girls for old time's sake. I mean Tom Homen is having to scrape and bow for a sack of 50 grand. She probably made that in 10 minutes this week. And now TP and has to share with her. She'll be in in 80 inch human hair weaves for a very long time
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 24, 2025 8:09 AM
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