Tom Ford Black Orchid Reserve Perfume Commercial

Seems like a parody but of course it's not. Pretty lame, Tom.

Tilda looks like an alien.

Does he really think that she will help him to sell his perfume???

No way.

One would think that perfume would just run off that impermeable surface, cascading down those angles like meltwater a peak.

I know it’s a great recording of an unusual pop song, but I am so sick of it. It’s become shorthand for “romantic sophistication” and it ‘s lazy. I never want to hear it again.

R4, Whenever I hear it, I think of Emma Thompson as Nanny Gee on CHEERS. "The first time.... ever I LAAAAY with you..."

Pretty standard for a perfume commercial, not really scary or dosturbing at all?

he got rid of my favorite fragrance of his many years ago

Reminds me of Under The Skin

Bitch stole my act, but her pussy stinks so good.

So Bowie just transitioned and came back as a cunt, is that it?

I like it and I like her. She doesn't look like a fucking Real Housewife.

Tom Ford frags are way overrated. Black Orchid is horrid. I can’t imagine this reserve edition is much better.