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Proper inseam for men's shorts?

5" 7" or 9"

I feel 9" is too long 7" feels too straight

Is 5" too small and tight?

by Anonymousreply 9September 20, 2025 5:02 PM

What do your thighs look like?

by Anonymousreply 1September 20, 2025 3:52 PM

5" is only acceptable if you're under 40 and have thick thighs. Being an attention whore helps too.

by Anonymousreply 2September 20, 2025 4:02 PM

[quote]5" is only acceptable if you're under 40 and have thick thighs. Being an attention whore helps too.

Hard disagree!

by Anonymousreply 3September 20, 2025 4:09 PM

Less than 3", ideally 1 or less

I am a whore though

by Anonymousreply 4September 20, 2025 4:20 PM

OP this is colored by you and how you feel in shorts. What do you look like? Would anyone notice you nude? Oh, shorts .... 9" for something dressy around town, You need know nothing more

by Anonymousreply 5September 20, 2025 4:34 PM

Shorts? At YOUR age?

by Anonymousreply 6September 20, 2025 4:44 PM

How big are your balls, OP?

by Anonymousreply 7September 20, 2025 4:45 PM

If the shorts are dark, shorter looks better. If they are light, go with a little longer.

by Anonymousreply 8September 20, 2025 4:59 PM

Nothing worse than a man in shorts that are too short. You don't have to wear cargo pants, but remember you're a guy when choosing shorts length.

by Anonymousreply 9September 20, 2025 5:02 PM
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