Let's Be Saturday Night Live

I'm Phil Hartman. I was murdered. May my legacy live on.

I'm Kenan Thompson and the only way you'll get rid of me is if I die on air.

I'm Don Pardoe, moonlighting from Jeopardy.

I'm Lorne Michaels. I'll never leave, even if my taste in comedy is outdated.

I’m the unfunny writers.

I'm the late Charles Rocket. I said FUCK live on TV.

I'm Louise Lasser.

My drug use, histrionics, and erratic behavior caused me to be the first person banned from the show.

I'm Jane, the ignorant slut.

I'm Donald Pleasance.

I was sauced and kept asked where Gilda was despite it being the mid-1980's.

I'm the people in the American Middle West who refuse to watch this show because it is crass with a liberal bent.

I’m the sax

I'm Mr Bill

I'm John Belushi dancing on the graves of my costars in a sketch. Rather ironic, really.

I’m all of Kenan’s “impressions.” No need to distinguish these because these are all identical to each other.

I'm 1996, the last year in which a genuinely funny scene appeared on SNL

I'm Live from New York, however comatose for years now, on a respirator, being fed by intravenous, peeing in to my catheter.

For the love of god, will someone please how some humanity and pull the plug!

I'm the cue card that the pop star guest host has trouble reading.

I'm the Claudine Longet Ski Invitational

I'm Gumby dammit!

I'm Ashlee Simpson, crashing and burning live on television.

R15 Why 1996? What changed?

I'm "Mad TV".

Despite being less time on air than SNL, I'm a billion times way funnier.

Kill me. PLEASE KILL ME!

I'm John Belushi playing Elizabeth Taylor.

I'm Tina Fey as Sarah Palin saying, "I can see Russia from my house."

I'm the original name of the show, "NBC's Saturday Night."

I'm cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger....

R25, and people still attribute that line to Sarah Palin. Genius.

Never mind.

It's always something.

I'm the posh Christopher Lee trying his damnedest to "keep up with the kids."

I’m corny from New York.

I’m in a van, down by the river.

I'm Dick-in-a-Box!

I'm not funny.

I'm Andy Samberg. Without my lame "Lazy Sunday" short, YouTube might not have caught on like it did.

I’m the recurring characters who would’ve been funny one shots, but then got pummeled into the ground with endless followup sketches.

We're the Ambiguously Gay Duo

I'm Pat

I’m 50! 50 years old!

I'm restaurateur Del Stater.

I’m the crushingly cemented, never-changing same format order, made up of the same segments always, for over a half-century now.

I'm Andy Samberg, smoldering in every sketch.