Jaden Smith named Christian Louboutin's first men's creative director

First Candy Bergen and now this.

ROFL

How much of Jaden's salary is Will Smith paying?

And...are those...bent coat hangers wrapped around his head??

"a new role created for him"

ah, OK

He really deserves it. For being born and all.

Nepo joke. 🤣

[quote] "This is the [sic] one of the biggest honors of my life," says Smith.

More than when your mom fucked your best friend?

Now this is a DEI hire.

He looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown in that picture.

Nepo gotta nep.

[quote] Smith has a long history in the fashion world.

He started wearing clothes shortly after he was born.

I wish his parents would sit him down and tell him that he doesn't have to be a Z-list celebrity. He could go to college or just be a useless playboy who stays out of the spotlight.

There's no way that they're proud of him.

[quote] I wish his parents would sit him down and tell him that he doesn't have to be a Z-list celebrity

His parents are two garbage people.

Did this piece of shit even get a high -school diploma?

I thought we were done with this family...

Money laundering? Or they want a road to bankruptcy?

I don’t understand how his braces wire lost the plot and wrapped around his head…

Do you think no Will Smith regrets dumping his pretty first wife for the Cluster B lesbian?

Will Smith, his psycho wife and his worthless crotch fruit haven’t been relevant in decades.

What was Christian Louboutin thinking?

At least it keeps him off the streets and away from robbing my house!

Further proof that the world has spun off its axis.

Can you imagine having zero talent, no skills, being devoid of any accomplishments and being gifted a coveted repo job like this?

Eat the fucking rich.

R21 How much talent and skill does this position actually require?

Personally, I'd rather him being given jobs like this to occupy him than ruining movies and TV shows.

In other news, his ugly, talentless sister is the new spokesmodel for Garanimals.

Had Will just slapped him in that photo?

Oh, mea culpa--I misread the post and assumed he was just given a role as brand ambassador, not creative director. Yes, that job does actually require professional qualifications.

One of the WORST examples of nepotism EVER.

Even without the coat hangers hanging all around his face, he looks absolutely miserable. He looks like he' suicidally depressed.

Louboutin, meh. It's no Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Dior or Prada.

He resembles a plated gourmet prawn.

I forgot Gucci. They couldn't be beat during their heyday.

[quote] One of the WORST examples of nepotism EVER.

Ever!

He looks like his parents booted him out and told him to get a damn job

What a miserable looking cretin

R31 Kate Hudson can actually be a very competent and charming actress. She was fantastic in Almost Famous and a handful of other fluffy rom-coms. To me, as a nepo baby, she does not offend. She stays in her lane as a performer.

[quote]and being gifted a coveted repo job like this?

Oh, dear.

This guy a creative director? COME.ON!

R33 = Goldie Hawn.

He deserves to exist!

First I need to get rid of all my Louis Vuitton due to their lack of talent and cheapening status and now this brand? Thankfully I still have my Chanel and Hermes to fall back on.

Such good news.

Will they find a job for Jada’s junkie, whore mother next?

Ten buck says he can’t spell his own name.

It must be confusing when your mom’s breath smells like pussy and your dad’s breath smells like cock.

[quote] Kate Hudson can actually be a very competent and charming actress.

🤣🤣🤣

Can somebody please help this child find an adult, and a reason to live. Also, please slap him, for the sheer pleasure of it. Thank you.

Even being the rightful pariah he is, Will Smith can still pull strings to get his loser, talentless kid a totally undeserved “job.”

There is no justice in this world.

If he has an actual job, how will he pump cock for his disgusting slut mother?

The most fucked-up celebrity family in the world.

He and his clothes are fug. Thots and prairs

*pimp

To borrow an analogy from F1, he's like the Lance Stroll of the fashion world.

R8 you’re an idiot. This is a nepotism hire.

I'm surprised it takes ChatGPT a full hour to whip up a presentation for him.

He and his worthless sister are professional burdens on society.

If he cannot speak correctly, God Knows what his "creativity" will be.

Even violent assholes like Will Smith get exhausted of their deadbeat kids and will do anything to get them out of the house.

Who knows how much he paid to get this uneducated loser a bullshit gig?

He’ll probably quit in two weeks once he realizes he has to wake up before Noon.

Fwedefe jujyy qdecdcr.

R52 Willow Smith is hella talented. Musically she is the truth. Creative genes tend to run in families. Jada to me is actually a better actor than Will. She is a natural. She just was a 5’2 black woman in the 90s. Pretty but what the fuck was they gon did with that. She had a nice lil run. And she’s also musical thus Willow’s talent.

If you don't want to get canceled the one thing you must never ask for are...qualifications.

R52 Burden on society? Are you fucking retarded. They are millionaires and were born that way. Probably has completely private non employer health insurance. And even with all the tax break ones the 1 percent, the entire neighborhood of Beverly Hills pays more taxes, even percentage wise, than the 10 working class neighborhoods combined.

He looks thrilled with his honor.

Hi Willow/r56!!

R56 =

[quote] Willow Smith is hella talented. Musically she is the truth. Creative genes tend to run in families. Jada to me is actually a better actor than Will. She is a natural. She just was a 5’2 black woman in the 90s. Pretty but what the fuck was they gon did with that. She had a nice lil run. And she’s also musical thus Willow’s talent.

Anybody here speak Middle English?

[quote] Willow Smith is hella talented.

No. She isn’t.

Slap the shit outta him, Will!

He looks so very sad in the photo. I hope he's OK.

Willow is talented . She has several very good songs . You can loathe her for many things I guess but not her talent. If she were smart she'd distance herself from her whack job family and build a solid career .

[Quote]It must be confusing when your mom’s breath smells like pussy and your dad’s breath smells like cock.

Pardon me, ma'am--did you get turned around on your way to a Charlie Kirk moment of silence?

[quote] You can loathe her for many things I guess but not her talent.

She has no talent.

Nada. Zilch. Zero.

He looks like a fucking idiot because he IS a fucking idiot.

It like like he was trying to untangle the wires under the computer desk

[quote]"This is the one of the biggest honors of my life,

uh huh

He looks like a sack of potatoes that has been left in a dank cupboard for a month.

Even nepo losers of disgraced ex-movie stars can make it to the middle!

Love the Medusa look, Mary Smith.

Extra points for being a DEI hire.

[quote]Did this piece of shit even get a high -school diploma?

Their parents sent the kids to some weird Scientology school. They didn't have a chance at growing up to be normal. Every time they make a statement in psychobabble, you can thank Mom and Dad.

Cindy Crawford’s son could have had a successful modeling career in his own right.

Why not young Mr. Smith. He has deep knowledge of fashion and style history, and very good technical training from his education at RISD. Oh wait. Parsons. No? FIT? Central Saint Martins? Los Angeles City College? Jaclyn Smith Fashion Business Seminar in collaboration with HSN?

Who's Jaden Smith?

He looks high AF in the Medusa wanna be styling @ OP’s link.

Pharrell Williams has been so brilliant for Louis Vuitton! Good thing Christian Louboutin, with it's low budget, didn't go with D4vd to attract the aspirational young "urban" consumer.

As if we needed another sign of the impending apocalypse

With some seasoning, Jaden could be another Law Roach.

Is it wrong that I find him utterly repulsive?

What is that thing?