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Let's create some MAGA-approved replacements for Jimmy Kimmel's show

Raisin' Cain: The Dean Cain Show

Good Morning, Moscow: Hosted by Tim Pool

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2025 1:29 AM

Stephen Miller - LIVE! ... with guests James Woods, Scott Baio, and musical performance by Lara Trump.

by Anonymousreply 1September 18, 2025 6:41 PM

The Widow Kirk Presents "Gettin Even" a nightly rundown of liberals who have pissed us off and televised lynchings from the Tree of Liberty while Kid Rock raps the Battle Hymn of the Republic. But not that verse

by Anonymousreply 2September 18, 2025 6:59 PM

Rosanne's nut farm!

by Anonymousreply 3September 18, 2025 7:32 PM

HeyYo, It’s Baio!

Scott will have exciting guests ranging from Candace Owens to Ted Nugent!

by Anonymousreply 4September 18, 2025 7:35 PM

Why even bother. Just cancel the show if they are not going to bring Jimmy back.

by Anonymousreply 5September 18, 2025 7:35 PM

r5 More than likely if they cancel the show there is a payout clause. If they put it on Hiatus then they don't have to pay him out.

by Anonymousreply 6September 18, 2025 7:37 PM

They can reboot "Two Fat Ladies" with Meghan McCain and Chrissy Metz.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 18, 2025 7:42 PM

It's more about pleasing Trump to win approval for the merger than it is getting MAGA eyeballs to watch. Therefore, it should be shit that is of the Emperor's taste and intellectual level:

Big Mac Attack- Reality show where Trump supporters fight in a boxing ring to win their own McDonald's franchise

Emerging Pom Poms - Behind-the-scenes look as middle school girls prepare for the state cheerleading finals

by Anonymousreply 8September 18, 2025 7:54 PM

Ghislaine's Girl Auction - newly freed Ghislaine Maxwell auctions off girls to rich businessmen who support Trump

by Anonymousreply 9September 18, 2025 8:17 PM

r7 they would have to retitle it Three ish fat ladies.

by Anonymousreply 10September 18, 2025 8:19 PM

[quote]More than likely if they cancel the show there is a payout clause. If they put it on Hiatus then they don't have to pay him out.

Wouldn't this be grounds for a major lawsuit on Kimmel's end? Using "hiatus" status to avoid cancellation penalties.

by Anonymousreply 11September 18, 2025 8:57 PM

Jagger loves Cha Chi.

aka Antonio Sabato Jr. of long gone GH/Jagger fame and Scott Baio of even longer gone Happy Days fame.

by Anonymousreply 12September 18, 2025 9:06 PM

Gwen Stefani is MAGAback Girl: This shit is bananas.

by Anonymousreply 13September 18, 2025 9:43 PM

Kevin Sorbo Tonight!

by Anonymousreply 14September 18, 2025 10:17 PM

Candace Cameron Bure wants to know..."Who are you wearing?"

by Anonymousreply 15September 18, 2025 10:18 PM

ICE Tonight. A Cops-style show that follows ICE agents (and Dr. Phil) as they round up immigrants and brown Americans.

by Anonymousreply 16September 18, 2025 10:21 PM

WHET to the deportation game show?

by Anonymousreply 17September 18, 2025 10:22 PM

Let's see Nexstar is looking for FCC approval for a merger...suddenly decides to pull Kimmel from all of it's affiliates. Paramount and Skydance looking to merge...Steven Colbet is cancelled....see a pattern here? Retaliation at this level of government is criminal and would normally be called out, except that Trump fired all the watchdogs who would have exposed it.

by Anonymousreply 18September 18, 2025 11:19 PM

R16, can we get footage of old, fat Dean Cain running around trying to catch "the illegals"?

by Anonymousreply 19September 19, 2025 12:21 AM

Mel Gibson's Sugartits Goodtime Hour

by Anonymousreply 20September 19, 2025 1:21 AM

"Tony Hinchcliffe at Madison Square Garden"

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2025 1:29 AM
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