Even just for fun for a friend? Send him a Santa-Merman ornament?
December Diamonds... priced under $40 per!
Maybe buy one of the bears? There's also a whole line of fairies too! Options away boys...
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Even just for fun for a friend? Send him a Santa-Merman ornament?
December Diamonds... priced under $40 per!
Maybe buy one of the bears? There's also a whole line of fairies too! Options away boys...
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 20, 2025 9:24 AM |
How about a lumber jack in his button down jeans?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 18, 2025 10:07 AM |
Or maybe you'd like one for display during the High Holidays? Oy gevalt!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 18, 2025 10:11 AM |
Okay, one more idea for the Eldergays, Father Pride!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 18, 2025 10:15 AM |
Cute!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 19, 2025 10:32 AM |
A homosexual Jewish mermaid! Well I Never!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 19, 2025 11:44 AM |
I've given one of the mermen ornaments to a friend before, a few years back. Not any of these but.....whatever one was coming out that year.
He collects them, so it was actually an easy gift choice.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 19, 2025 12:15 PM |
I would, but $5.49 for shipping? Scandalous!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 19, 2025 12:27 PM |
Is this the Tacky-Gay equivalent of those 90s ceramic harlequin masks?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 19, 2025 12:39 PM |
"Father Pride" was clearly modeled on the Eldergay residents of Wilton Manors and Palm Springs.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 19, 2025 12:59 PM |
I have been gifted two Mermen. They have a special place in the back of the tree for when the grandparents visit.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 19, 2025 3:01 PM |
Tacky as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 19, 2025 3:56 PM |
Nothing says "Let's celebrate the birth of Jesus" quite like an ornament of a hairy shirtless lumberjack with a large package!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 19, 2025 3:59 PM |
Tacky, but, fun.
Let's face it, Christmas is mostly a kitsch fest.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 19, 2025 4:03 PM |
Button front jeans!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 19, 2025 4:54 PM |
40 bucks. No. people clearly have too much money.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 19, 2025 7:15 PM |
A merman, in a Santa Claus outfit, with a teddy bear? There is WAY too much going on there…..
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 19, 2025 7:28 PM |
Good gift if you’re going to a gay white elephant gift exchange party.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 19, 2025 9:41 PM |
r9 ugh, those masks were so tacky even then.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 19, 2025 10:32 PM |
I hate to admit it but I like them. I am confused on why a merperson needs clothes when they swim underwater even at Xmas.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 19, 2025 10:54 PM |
"merperson"? WTH is that? They are MER-MEN (not the B'way legend) but MALE versions of mermaids.
merperson. Jesus Christ... you're a graduate of what, Smith? Wellesley?
Grow. A. Pair. Please.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 20, 2025 12:15 AM |
Merthey!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 20, 2025 4:06 AM |
For your "great outdoors" buddy. Take a hike!
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