Did You Catch That Tacky Schmatta Melancholia Had On At The State Banquet?

Easter egg alert!!

Beautiful dress, just not appropriate for that event

FOCK Easters!

I like it, actually - too bad about the person wearing it and her freak husband.

Her face is soooo stretched.

Trump, with vag neck, looks like a rotting corpse.

It looks like Trump's vag neck now has a clit.

I wouldn't want to be seen with him, either.

HIDEOUS. And the dress is ugly too.

Is picking her two worst colors a form of protest for her?

Remember when Trump had them make him a white waistcoat that was 6" too long so it would make him look thinner, and everyone made fun of him? Looks like he decided to forego that stupidity this time.

I think she was trying to coordinate the dress color to Dump's face and hair.

I don't get the earrings color in the context of her dress, belt, and shoes.

Can some kind fashion maven enlighten me? I get "no matchy-matchy," but ....

Wow, he really does look like walking death in that photo.

Holy cow! That yellow color at a state dinner would completely put me off my feed!

Hell, it burned my eyes out looking at it on the interwebs!

For a dinner with the King, she could have had any number of designers eager to do a gown for her. She's wearing a spring/summer color, so wrong for London heading into November.

I thought Dress Barn went out of business.

Colberts, Jimmy Gimbles, Datalounge next.

YOU want it, don’t you, OP.

That ugly raincoat she had on this morning was even worse!

Is her English so poor that she doesn't know the difference between "state banquet" and "late summer picnic"?

Wearing a seasonally inappropriate outfit is the Duchess of Sussex's trademark. This is Melania plagiarizing again.

who wore it best?

Melania looks like if she blinks, her cheeks will rip open.

Thanks, R23, for the best laugh I've had all day!

She looks like Karla Sofia Gascon!

Yellow is one of the national colors of Ukraine along with blue.

That's an interesting choice by Mrs. Trump.

Who was her designer? PAAS?

OT, but poor Charles looks like he is withering away.

In charity, one could say that the color of the First Lady’s gown was “the last of the summer wine” from a seasonally appropriate fashions point of view since the English summer social season extends to Michaelmas, September 29th, equivalent to Labor Day in the US. In juxtaposition with the Princess of Wales who wore a gold gown, I think it made for a pleasing balance that did not upstage the hosts. The bigger mistake was wearing purple, a color reserved for royalty, at the welcome ceremony.

For tea at Clarence House in 2019, Melania wore a similarly hued canary and fuchsia ensemble.

Trump looks exhausted. Melanoma looks like she's seething. The dress is inappropriate as was what she wore last time--too showy for a guest.

Let's hear it for the rainbow tour!

It's been an incredible success!

We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts...

Would Melania win through?

But the answer is....

She's wearing Hand-Concealer Yellow and Vein Purple in honor of her beloved spouse.

He looks really bad here. Like a walking corpse.

The hand make-up is obvious. And, look at his feet. His one foot is wonky.

That dress is...an odd choice. I don't personally like it but it's also the wrong choice for a state dinner.

She doesn't look happy to be there either. Poor thing knows she's just a whore in over her head.

Camilla wore the evening length version of the get up she wore during the day.

I like the dress. I like the whole outfit, but not for that occasion. And even though she is not overweight and has a good figure, it makes her look a little matronly. Not sure why she would choose that for an event where she knows will result in lots of photographs of her next to super thin Kate. The point about Ukraine is interesting. The seasonal inappropriateness of the dress makes that suggestion more plausible.

I LOVED her daytime suit outfit with the purple hat.

She looks like a whore.

How can an Easter egg manage to look so bitter and spiteful?

Designed by Wes Gordon, who should be SHAMED. And a gay, to boot.

Trump looks like a skinned salmon gasping for breath.

" I was doing the colors that make breastestes pop"

Details really matter.

You don’t wear those tacky, faux fingernails when sitting with the fucking King of England.

R40 has a gift.

She will always look like an old whore. I doubt she’s wearing underwear.

She has her father's eyes.