Mario Lopez Posts Freeballing Thirst Trap Video

He's so gross.

NOT HOT! Next!

Not much of a show.

I'd still do him.

[quote] Not much of a show.

Saved by the balls

Look at all he's had done on his face. Good Lord. He is certainly not aging naturally.

Plastic anatomically correct Ken doll.

NEXT!

[Quote] I'd still do him.

Same. I’ve wanted to see that uncut cock of his for decades.

I prefer a tux with a bow tie to the undertaker look he's sporting.

Princess Tinymeat

The troubled child is father to the troubled man.

Saved By The Botox

20 Mule Team Botox

You think that Mormon lump of cream cheese over at Extra would serve up dick print? Hardly! Stick with Access and let Papi take you where you want to go.

Mario's intact cock is his only redeeming quality.

Thanks for the laughs, R11 & R12.

Gross. Old dried out chicken trying to pass for young...

Ain't workin'.

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He really works that right pinky.

Nice VPL, but the fact that he's a Republican is a turnoff.

r19 he is full on Maga.

He looks east Asian.

I would like to know if he has big balls. I love big balls.

Every once in a while, he’ll post a video to his social media accounts with an obvious bulge in his shorts or swim trunks. Likes many of the comments referencing his body and package. I bet it gets him off.

Back when he was semi relevant and in the public eye after being on Dancing with the Stars, he used to regularly tip off the paps to his beach visits or shirtless workout sessions of him biking or jogging around his neighborhood. He’d often go commando, and there’d be lots of bouncing around going on his thin mesh gym shorts. Definitely craves attention.

Way too distracted by his beady eyes, waxy skin, and overall Silly Putty look to appreciate anything happening down below. Even if I were a desperate slut - which I might be - I wouldn’t do him.

Is he mulatto?

He is my SiL’s neighbor. He’s short. He waves to her.

[Quote] He is my SiL’s neighbor. He’s short. He waves to her.

R26 Tell her to break out the binoculars! Does he parade around shirtless and commando?

Micropeen. 🥱

R25, he is not, but does it matter what he is?

If he gets any more filler, he's gonna start to look like Madonna or the Lioness Lady.

I saw him at the Emmys and he looked terrible. Not hot. Just old with too much work done to his face. He is not pretty anymore and it's his own fault.

Himbos have shelf lives, and his has passed.

Even Matt Bomer’s like “he needs to cool it with the face work.”

He has officially entered into creepy phase with his face. Some of these people have no self-awareness.

I don’t care what his face looks like. I’ve met him in person and he is oozing with testosterone. He could get whatever he wanted from me.

R35 He's a MAGA cunt.

No thanks.

R35 What was the context of this meeting? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!