Emmys Tonight 8:00 PM CBS

I'm watching because Nate Bargatze is hosting. He funny.

Who? I'm serious, who's hosting?

They say Queen Bey is making a surprise appearance. 🤞

I'm watching because Nate Bargatze is hosting. He sexy as fuck.

R2 Apparently he's the highest grossing standup in the U.S. right now. His humor is observational and gentle.

How many times will he mention Charlie Kirk?

What's an Emmy?

R6 I hope he doesn’t even mention that prick. Thats another reason why mono culture is dying. Because all media must discuss some big story even it isn’t the time, place, or relevance to the industry at hand. Therefore you’re more likely to offend someone because this stuff is polarizing. He wasn’t Hollywood, he wasn’t music industry, most of America did not know him until he died. It’s a flavor of the month big news story event, nothing more nothing less.

Did Oscar’s 66’ mention the assassination of Malcom X?

R3: Don’t count on it.

The producers promised there would be no politics. I wonder how many celebs will break the no politics pledge.

I'm rooting for The White Lotus, particularly Aimee Lou Wood, she was great.

R9 Question?

Why would Beyoncé show up at the Emmys?

Hoping for an Emmy for Colbert.

R12 Because she is nominated. But not just that there are actually whispers about it, legit.

Oops last comment was for r13.

I’m hoping for a streaker. We desperately need a lighthearted moment. As well as dick.

This will get about 10 viewers and they’ll all be Boomer shut-ins.

Awards shows always sneak up on me now. I wasn't aware at all that they were happening tonight.

The DL thread pre-summarization:

1. Fashion critiques.

2. "Who?"

3. "Why are they there?"

4. Complaints about a "DEI winner."

5. Complaints that the The Bear is in the wrong category. "It's NOT a comedy."

6. Complaints about actors in the wrong category.

7. "There's not stars anymore."

The nominees have a reductive tinge to them.

Plus, I’m pissed that Happys Place was snubbed.

R20, don’t forget detailed analyses of losers’ reactions when their names are not called.

Justice for Reba

I’m hoping for Andor to win Best Drama and Only Murders in the Building to win Best Comedy, although I know neither is favored.

It's going to be interesting to see whether there are any political comments. "No political commentary" probably used to be more of a suggestion/ideal goal for the producers. Now, CBS/Paramount, like all the others, is bowing to the whims of this administration. It wouldn't surprise me if even the most innocuous political comment like "Choose love" or "Pray for peace" got the censor button, but I guess we will see.

Since I mainly watch network TV, I couldn't be bothered.

Is this the official thread?

[quote][R20], don’t forget detailed analyses of losers’ reactions when their names are not called.

And the always hysterical "Is that show still on?"

New Emmy winner Shawn Hatosy has arrived.

He won last week at the creative Emmys for Guest Actor in a Drama

Walton Goggins has arrived to win his Emmy

I think Charlie Kirk as a hot topic jumped the shark when the New York Post ran that story based on a social media post claiming Tyler Robinson killed Kirk because he (Tyler) was living with a trans woman and that made him SO MAD.

Jeremy Allen White won’t be attending

I rewatched the third episode of Adolescence last night. Yeah, Owen Cooper is as good as they say. Not just a great child performance, but serious acting talent. He was charming, heartbreaking, terrifying. I hope he wins.

Patrick Ball of The Pitt has arrived

Will newly married to a woman Patrick Schwarzenegger be attending?

R20 And a fucking oh dear too bitch, starting with you.

I don’t think we will have to talk much about the Bear this year. The Studio is going to swamp many of the comedy categories (and I’m mixed on it… I think they did a great job and yet… comedy about Hollywood is shooting fish in a barrel).

Patrick Ball deserved a nomination.

I have a feeling he won’t be overlooked next year.

Sam Nivola looks great

Who are these people?

A mess. Nicholas Alexander Chavez

Is Nivola wearing his sister skirt at R39? Straight my ass....

R42: I didn’t get roles because of my parents my ass.

These interviewers on E! are wearing ugly dresses.

Where is the official thread?

You’re soaking in it R45

Sad, but thanks R46. 😏

So with that in mind….WTF Megan Stalter??? Jeans and t-shirt? You are decades away from being that famous and influential to pull that off. Kind of pathetic.

Is Sharon Horgan high?

Sam Nivola is wearing pants

[quote]Who are these people?

We already have a #2!

Just watched a Nate B interview on last week's CBS Sunday Morning. Apparently, he's known to be a 'clean' comedian. Whole families attend his shows. That said, I don't think he'll bring up Charlie Kirk.

I love Natasha Rothwell, but, honey … no.

Same with Bridget Everett.

Meg Stalter from HACKS ('Kayla') is wearing a tee-shirt and jeans with a "CEASE FIRE' sign on her purse.

Um, ok...

No comedian would bring up Charlie Kirk. I'm sure the contract this time will be very restrictive on deviating from whatever script the producers OK.

But I am curious whether we'll hear any comments about politics in acceptance speeches. I think they may censor it, but I'm sure at least one will try to say something about Trump or Palestine.

Cooper Koch is so adorable! Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb!

Cooper Kock was flaming and spitting purses in his interview just now

R56 I thought he said he hired a physicality coach so that he wouldn’t be so femme.

Heartthrob James Marsden and Jake Gyllenhaal. Emmy's got people turning up!

James Marsden needs to sit on my face and not get up.

Omg Sydney looks STUNNING

Goggins, Rockwell and Isaacs all up for Best Supporting. Who wins?

I liked Goggins.

Jason looks great in all black. Love the suit

Why is Cate there?

Evan Peters looks amazing

R64 she’s nominated silly.

MAGA wall eyed thunder cunt showing her dirty pillows.

Javier Bardem already brought up Paletine in the red carpet, and is wearing a Palestine scarf.

Although I don't care much for Sydney Sweeney, she's wearing a pretty dress.

Sydney looks gorgeous

Kathryn Hahn has lost a lot of weight.

Jude Law

Sydney. Omg. Yes girl.

Is Zendaya there? She's always well turned out.

R63 Yet he was using paper clips for cufflinks!

I love Jude Law.

ben stiller is turning into a gnome

R74 she’s filming Dune 3 overseas.

Cheeses people, it's just a red dress.

A MAGA hat would match her dress perfectly

Omg Noah looks amazing. Love him so much.

Ben Stiller gives me the shakes.

Chloe doesn't look so good -- poor thing.

I guess none of us is getting any younger.

R61 Gold Derby is picking Tillman from Severance. Probably a good bet considering how the show fared in the nominations. The 3 WL dudes will probably cancel each other out.

Was the black child actor from Adolescence nomina…….oh, wait..

Cooper Koch looks so fucking handsome tonight but he’s WASTED already

Charlie Hunnam looks good

Hunter Schafer omg

Stunning

R86 He doesn’t seem wasted you dumb cunt.

Pedro Pascal is dressed in an ivory suite.

Woof!

Sorry - 'suit'

Love Pedro but that suit is BORING

Aw, Noah Wylie is a nice guy. "It's a night out with my wife."

Pedro looked better in his grunge look on The Last of Us.

The straight men and lesbians gotta love that, r73. Damn.

She's floating in a pink cloud. Gorgeous.

I don’t get how Pedro is even nominated

CBS is the white people tv network. The old white people tv network.

This skit just acknowledged that, R98.

This is the official thread, I guess, even though it seriously violates awards protocol in the way of a subject heading here on DL.

I’m always hurt by Emmys. None of the people I ever want to win, win.

R99 I know. I was agreeing.

A TERRIFIC opening skit. Laughed my ass off.

That was a pretty solid opening skit.

Goddamn right give Colbert a standing ovation.

Tearing up at the standing O for Colbert.

Whoever said Sweeney had a front row seat in some other thread is talking out of their ass.

Maybe her seat was moved because people were upset.

Spare me.

I don’t think we need a monologue in addition to the skit.

Sweeney looks like a whore.

[quote] CBS is the white people tv network. The old white people tv network.

Which is why they have the highest ratings.

Mariska looks gorgeous.

[quote] Sam Nivola looks great

Said no one who isn’t blind.

Does that Yang gaysian have to show his fatass everywhere? Good grief.

nate bargatze is suave

I think America has had sufficient of Miss Ortega.

Mariska Hargitay looks GREAT.

i like colbert. he's so kindly

kathy bates looks skinny

Cooper with his man Stuart

[quote kathy bates looks skinny

Jennifer Coolidge does not.

Omg he looks phenomenal

R118 Jenna Ortega is basically the Lady Gaga of Gen Z Hollywood. Doing too much too mafuckin fast. It will wear thin.

Jennifer Coolidge get off the stage.

is jennifer coolidge ok?

Jenna isn’t a pop star. Please

Jennifer Coolidge hasn't had that baby yet?!

Is she fucking high? Not funny at all

R127 she’s definitely off tonight.

But winners only get 45 seconds?

That's atrocious, r118.

JEAN SMART!!!!!!

Did Jennifer Coolidge eat a 16 pack of Guinness Black and then said “ok now let’s go tot he Emmys”.

Love Coolidge but shut up already.

Ozempic dealer? She need a re-up ASAP.

Stage is too big

Just announce the damn nominees. Is this going to be a running gag all night? 10 minutes of bullshit before they announce the noms. No thanks.

R73 Sydney looks great.

Boo! Jean has won enough. Spread the love!

R139’s boundaries have been stated. Fortunately, no one cares.

Enjoy your camera time Einbeinder you're not fucking winning anything tonight.

R140 we’re gonna be hearing this all night.

I’ll happily listen to Jennifer Coolidge ramble.

Oooh....that look on Einbinder's face suggests a possible fall out with Jean

Jennifer Coolidge is great with a script and a firm director. Otherwise, boy.

Is that Boys & Girls Club donation a real thing?

Hopefully everyone in the room is treating Sydney like a MAGA pariah

Lauren Graham lost weight.

Jennifer Coolidge was doing her White Lotus schtick. "These gays! They're trying to kill me!"

Dean Winters deserves an award for his Mayhem character. Love him!

R146 Jean is probably why the show is ending

... and here comes the dress....omg Isabella Rosselini in Death Becomes Her

It’s going to be a big night for The Pitt, I think.

Omg IM THRILLED SHE WON. Loved her on The Pitt

I laughed my ass off at Jennifer Coolidge. Tough crowd here at DL apparently.

I bet The Pitt is going to have a big night.

Isn’t her husband from Melrose Place?

The tote board roll is funny.

Grant Show is aging like a fine wine!

WTF? Was that supposed to be serious? Poor Ben Stiller. Not having it. As usual.

Ben Stiller is still with Marcia Brady?

Host is slugging something backstage. Sounds drunk.

This show has a weird energy

The whole bit is getting old already.

Bargatze is drunk.

R161 are you shocked? He was a gorgeous model turned soap actor

Nate Ratzkywatsky isn't funny.

White Lotus guys cancelled each other out.

He's a good host so far.

His fish outta water act was cute and funny at first but shit running stale fast. It’s getting borderline corny.

Jude and Jason. Both Hot.

Jason Isaacs thought it was gonna be him

what was up with his thank you caption

Travis is funny.

Bateman not so much R173.

It should have been Isaacs. He was great.

Nope. R178 def didn’t watch Severance. It should be sweeping

Bateman- lose the scruff.

[quote] White Lotus guys cancelled each other out.

But not the Severance guys.

Nate B is very funny. But the tote board needs to be done in very small doses. White Lotus guys split their vote.

Are they running all the thank yous in a caption to help keep the speeches short?

isaacs was exceptional. had zero idea he is british! damn. good accent.

Sydney's implants keep giving women hope because sometimes it goes right

ben stiller always looks peeved

Disappointed that Aime Lou Wood didn't win. She made her character so endearing. Oh, well.

[quote]Are they running all the thank yous in a caption to help keep the speeches short?

Yup, and I can't believe no one thought of it sooner! Fantastic idea!

Will Kathy Bates win tonight? What does DL think?

TT is great in Severance. But actually better in season 1 than season 2.

R146 He just be looking like that’s sometimes, I don’t think it’s anything personal.

R187, Katherine LaNasa richly deserved it for "The Pitt," and unlike Aimee Lou she's almost 60. She'll have another chance down the road.

R187 the right person won

[quote]TT is great in Severance. But actually better in season 1 than season 2.

Interesting – I thought he was great in S1, but FUCKING ASTOUNDING in S2.

Parker Posey is 60 however and is on her last legs!

[quote]ben stiller always looks peeved

Yeah, for someone who’s done so much comedy on screen, he seems utterly humorless off it.

R194 agreed. He was brilliant in season 2

60 isn’t last legs

[quote] Will Kathy Bates win tonight? What does DL think?

Nope...

[quote]White Lotus guys cancelled each other out.

Oh, darn. The guy playing queer lost to an actual gay man.

Every fucking award presentation Bassett does is a baldfaced attempt to get a guest nomination Emmy. Every fucking time.

Wow, that’s an upset.

Saying The White Lotus guys canceled each other out is silly when there were as many Severance guys in the category as WL guys

Kathy Bates was PISSED!

Why is it an upset??? She deserved it.

Other than Adolescence, The Pitt was surprisingly the best thing on TV this past season, and should easily clean up tonight.

I don't know the people who are winning, I guess I don't watch enough tv!

Keri Russell honestly deserves an Emmy for The Diplomat. They always snub her and she’s so good

Yay Golden Girls!

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND, EMMY!

Get these hussies off the GG set.

I hope PBS wins its four nominations, though probably awarded at a separate ceremony.

Remember PBS, someone, in your acceptance speech.

Reba can’t sing

Oh the Golden Girls tribute song was awful.

If you're up for Best Actress, take a few hours to memorize a 30-second acceptance speech.

Bringing paper to read from is tacky.

This is so sad

Marni Nixon would approve!

Someone here at DL mentioned that Bargatze has an angry streak just under the surface.

It was such an astute observation that it’s all I can see now.

[quote]Why is it an upset??? She deserved it.

Because most prognosticators thought Bates was the sure winner.

Oh sure, close in on Michael Urie during the tune, because he MUST love it as a flaming homosexual!

Kinda shocked Einbeinder won

This Emmys is a HOT MESS.

Drunk host.

Weird tote board gag.

Jennifer Coolidge bombs.

Weird JB Smoove audience thing.

Reba's wig sings the Golden Girls theme song with a couple of trailer-park whores.

Seems like a quartet would have made more sense than a trio, no?

Shocked none of the guys from The Pitt got in for supporting actor

Reba was the only one up there who COULD sing.

Who are these drag queens?

Huh. Is this the first time we've had two openly gay actors win an Emmy the same year?

Haha the person who hates Hannah must be fuming

Einbeinder's win just shit all over the award's legitimacy.

Reba used to could sing but she’s lost range and agility as she’s gotten older. It happens to the best of us.

Hannah Ickbinder is a CUNT.

Why is Marishhhhhka there?

Hannah, at last.

Reba sounded terrible

Shawn Hatosy won R224.

You mean R229, R228?

NB isn’t drunk. His comedy style is very dry and droll. Although his routine is almost 100% family humor which wouldn’t work in this Emmy gig.

Free Palestine got a quick nod.

What did Hannah say that got bleeped

Hannah Einbinder is excellent on Hacks and deserved to win.

[quote]This Emmys is a HOT MESS.

R222 fucking NAILED IT. WTF, people?!?

R235 for Guest Actor. Not Supporting Actor

I wanna work at EKS!

Eat it up Einbinder that'll never happen again. And say goodbye to your career because when Hacks ends you're finished.

Go Hannah! Love Hacks and that speech was great. What did they censor her for before Free Palestine?

Exactly R244.

Why is there sho much Einbinder hate?

I know R242

R239 “fuck ice”

[quote]NB isn’t drunk.

He's had about four bits of hostlike dialogue after the monologue and slurred his speech in two of them.

Shawn won Best Drama Actor in a Guest Role.

None of the guys got in Supporting for some reason.

His speech is slurred like crazy

Hannah Eindinbee can fuck right off with that Free Palestine shit. Her career post Hacks will tank now. BYE.

All that in only 45 minutes, R222!

Drinking game for each bomb?

[quote] Einbeinder's win just shit all over the award's legitimacy.

I’m glad that I have continued to not watch the Emmys in many years.

That win only reflects what Academy voters watch.

If they don't want the show to run long, cutting all these tote board bits would be a great place to start!

R208 Agree

Who is this mental case?

Everybody needs powder.

Too much shine.

Jeff Prost looks like shit.

So far, Nate Bergatze is terrible

Did Hannah Einbinder make reference to her trans sibling's vivid toilet disaster on the series finale of "And Just Like that"?

[quote]Who is this mental case?

I thought she was funny. But I also thought Jennifer Coolidge was funny.

You're clearly new here, R247.

Nah, Nate's been OK. Started out strong, but I think he took a few too many drinks.

I’m told Hannah is backstage defending their sibling shitting all over Cynthia Nixon’s toilet

I don’t know who Lee Ann Morgan is — and I’m Okay with that. She’s like my Aunt Betty at a wedding after a few cocktails. She thinks she’s funny but she isn’t — and she keeps going.

Lol RuPaul has stopped showing up now that voters have lost their hard ons for Drag Race. Thank god for Alan Cummings.

I think Jeff Hiller might be gay.

This Pparadise bit is PAINFUL and pathetic

Did "he who shall not be named tonight" take over producing the Emmys ceremonies, too?

Wow, Jeff Hiller! I love it!

LeeAnn was funnier than Jennifer Coolidge.

Gayest. Emmys. EVER!

Awww I love how all the gays in the room were so excited for Hiller

Ru was there R268.

Wow, shocked Jeff Hiller won, but richly deserved

I'm sure the straight women with "gay besties" who adore drag brunches are thrilled to see their Bowen.

Kissing his husband & thanking him ❤️

What did Jeff Hiller say? I want to be an actor, maybe what?

Is The Bear shutout so far?

Hiller was outstanding.

These winners tonight are much better than usual.

Gold Derby has had 3 major fails so far. Good.

I mean, seriously: THREE queer acting wins AND a Golden Girls retrospective in the first hour?? So far it's EASILY the gayest ever Emmys!

Christ on a crutch, another IT series?

Tie it in with the Sheldons while you're at it.

*Also Jean Smart, straight ally but definite gay icon.

[quote] What did Jeff Hiller say? I want to be an actor, maybe what?

Computers.

[quote]Christ on a crutch, another IT series?

Just wait till the coming mashup of "It" and "The Shining."

R276 didn’t see him. Well he knows Drag Race has peaked with its many undeserved wins.

Yes. RuPaul lost Host too.

What happened to Sterling's leg? He had one of those "I have a broken leg" scooters.

Parker P. looks ridiculous.

God Walton looks like he was barbecued

Parker Posey is boring AF and kind of a cunt.

He broke his leg

James Burrows not impressed with Seth Rogen.

someone looks pissed rogen won

Why did she not call Evan Goldberg’s name?

James Burrows is all of us.

Tony Goldwyn. Rowr…

What’s going on with the fit of Elizabeth Banks’s dress?

The woman directors cancelled each other.

Severance? Click click click...

R291: He tore his Achilles tendon.

I said “if he wins people are gonna cry sexism”.

And he won.

Will St Charlie appear in the in Memoriam or is just a moment of silence sufficient?

The 1 male! Haha. It’s like women have been making it up!

All women and one man.

The man wins.

As usual

Me to the husband: “watch the man win.”

It's still amazing all of those women were nominated.

1.) Kathy Bates was robbed.

2.) Hacks had its worst season this year. Jean Smart needs to drop out of competition. Enough already.

3.) Seth Rogen Emmy Winner? No, just no.

The man won because Adolescence is going to.dominate the category.

Is Jefff Probst the Joker??

All male voters banded together and voted for the man

Double Emmy winner to you

R311, Seth is now a 2-time Emmy winner.

Yes.

[quote]It's still amazing all of those women were nominated.

Barbra, don't you have to close your mall right about now?

I'm glad they did any at all, but the Golden Girls tribute seemed like a missed opportunity. Keep Reba, add three (not two) other well known older female singers from different genres. Do a little musical skit. Make it very camp. End with a few bars from the theme song. Whoever came up with the idea of what they went with didn't put much effort into it.

His win was DESERVED.

[quote]Double Emmy winner to you

The culture weeps

Hannah is now an Emmy winner

The Studio was phenomenal and a big hit

R319 = a man

Sydney Sweeney looks stunning

His win was deserved. Adolescence was remarkable

Is Boston Blue a part of Blue Bloods universe?

i like seth r.

[quote] Hannah is now an Emmy winner

Have any other SNL scions won an Emmy?

R327 = Seth

Adolescence was the show of the year. It should win every Emmy it’s up for.

Yes, R326.

Jesse Williams is so hot

These are certainly not the golden years of tv. Those are gone.

Carrie Coon can take her hairy poon back to The Gilded Age and Broadway! Have Tracy Letts write somethin' for ya!

This Emmy was waitin' for me!

Slow Horses!!

R322, not a huge hit. Sounds like around 2 million viewers per episode, according to a data expert I heard quoted today.

Jesse Williams should have taken his pants off and shown off that monster cock of his. Missed opportunity.

Who's the hunk that just presented a director award? And Adam Randall's hot.

I didn’t really care for The Pitt, but Katherine LaNasa stood out from episode 1, so I was glad she won.

But holy shit…her personal life is SURREAL. She was married to Dennis Hopper, with whom she had a son. They got divorced and she ended up marrying French Stewart from 3rd Rock from the Sun. They were married for a while, got divorced, and now she’s been married to Grant Show from Melrose Place for over 10 years.

R336 that’s a hit in streaming world

Jesse Williams looks hot.

This may sound crazy, but Jude Law and Jesse Willams, both with buzz cuts and facial hair and Jude with a sun-baked tan, look a little alike.

Death mask on Jeff

R341 he IS hot. And yes. Agreed

If Jesse Williams de-pansed and showed off his monster cock, I would forgive this money counting speech thing

I don’t like the way that Slow Horses guy told Jesse to hold his Emmy

I do not like John Oliver

These poor people are running offstage before they get the hook/timed out

John Oliver said WHAT that was bleeped?

I love John Oliver!

How do we know he has a monster cock?

I liked John Oliver at first; I'm just over his thing. I watched his show for a little bit and liked it, but I tapped out after a couple seasons.

A Springsteen movie?

Because he's shown it on stage, R350.

is nate bargatze like larry the cable guy? i dont get the appeal.

R350 dude. Please stop

R350, he stripped naked on Broadway show.

I feel like John Oliver is preaching to (or yelling at) the choir.

R340, it’s not.

R358 yes. It is.

How is John Oliver considered a variety show?

Agree, r351, John Oliver's show got old fast. On the other hand, when apparently the only other nominee in that category was SNL... yikes. Talk about shows that have gotten old...

The same way The Bear is considered a comedy.

I’m still confused how Natasha Rothwell got nominated for season 3. She did nothing

ANDOR? Is it that good?

The Bear IS a comedy

R364 many people love it.

Had no idea Rene Russo was married to director Dan Gilroy,

This Andor guy sucks.

Here come Sidney’s tits

Wow. They're Real!!!

Was there subdued applause for Syd?

She does look great.

BOOBIES

Straight men whipping out their cocks right now...

The first time The Golden Globes appeared on The Emmys in a looooong time.

Add Nate Bargatze's denim tux to the list of this evening's disasters.

Those gozongas are real- they jiggled like an earthquake.

Sydney looking gorgeous

I figured the kid would win.

Is the charity countdown ticker a new thing?

Sydney looks dead-eyed.

[quote] Wow. They're Real!!!

How do you know? Did she let you feel them in the women's shower?

Why is Owen Cooper in a sporty windbreaker?

Everyone knows they’re real. Her breasts are real. Many of us say this but the hater keeps saying they’re fake even though they’re very real

So cute!

Who is that cute One Take kid?

[quote]Hacks had its worst season this year. Jean Smart needs to drop out of competition. Enough already.

While this was the worst season of "Hacks," Jean was still the best in the group BY FAR.

Both of these facts can be true.

Owen Cooper looks like a younger version of the guy from Sex Education.

Those gazongas are DROOPING.

All the droopy connective tissue is jiggling against her chest while the actual boobs had to be hoisted up with a breastplate.

R386 he’s a KID. So calling him cute is ridiculous

Sydney should let Owen get a little taste.. (Or Cooper could, if that's more Owen's thing..)

R381, LOOKS???

The kid did great because at that age I would freeze up with an anxiety attack.

Sidney made sure they jiggled because everyone says they're fake

Audience loved the kid!

R390 Huh? Cute not hot.

"Child Gives Best -- Meaningful But Not Overwrought - Emmy's Winning Speech."

R391 Owen is 15.

I'm aware, r398.

R398 she’s Maga and they’re all pedos.

But younger when he filmed the show.

Yes the applause seemed muted for MAGA tits

I read an interview with Owen that made me love him. They had a shrink on the set in case he needed it, and the interviewer asked if it was hard getting out of character after that intense third episode. He said, "No, they had a nice cold drink ready for me when I got off the set and then I went and played footie with my friends."

Take notes, Austin Butler and Joaquin Phoenix.

Hey R390. get your mind out of the gutter.

You’re no better if you’re saying she should give him a taste.

You can say someone under age is pretty or cute without it being anywhere near sexual.

Katherine LaNasa looked fab! Haven't seen her latest show but she was in Satisfaction back in 2014-15 and played a vampy neighbor in an upscale neighborhood.

The Host is funny - very subtle that most people won't get.

Happy to see Helen Shaver is still around and kicking.

CZJ and Beckham wofe are the same person

Kathryn Hahn has lost a lot of weight . Also looks like she is on something. Coke?

Hahn was HORRIBLE on the Studio. Loud mouthed pig with weird hair, who uses fuck every other word. Hannah deserved that Emmy over this bitch.

Most of these people would never do hard drugs for TV show award ceremony. They more likely be on Adderall or something like that.

Hahn is so overrated.

Glad to see Black Mirror get a nod. That was a heart wrenching episode.

Stephan Graham!!! Congratulations.

(He will always be Tommy ("Snatch") to me. Love him

Okay I think I’m going to stop watching.

The Gilmore Girls bit is zzzz.

Looks like Lauren Graham finally got a much-needed face and neck lift.

I didn’t think The Studio was that good

Seth Rogen has 3 Emmys

[quote]Happy to see Helen Shaver is still around and kicking.

And looking lovely, r408.

[quote]The Gilmore Girls bit is zzzz.

Just like the show was R415.

Linda Lavin deserved the Emmy over ANYONE in that category this year. Get it straight.

And where is the Alice tribute? Two actresses from it died this year. No one gives a shit about Gilmore Girls.

Gilmore Girls was amazing

Lauren Graham got a neck lift? Wow, I'm wondering what she looked like before it. I thought her neck tonight was very scary.

I work in the industry, and couldn't finish the pilot of The Studio. Probably because I can't stand Rogen as an actor.

R424 yesterday you were an Expat in Italy and now you work in the industry? Which is it?

[quote] And where is the Alice tribute? Two actresses from it died this year. No one gives a shit about Gilmore Girls.

Honey, except for we few eldergays, no one REALLY gives a shit about Alice.

It premiered almost a full fifty years ago, and it was not a good show.

Ay-a! Why notta botha??!!

*Sorry: I meant "except for us few eldergays"

Evan Goldberg is hot. I thought he was a skinny nerd?

Tina looks great.

Tina Fey is wearing an ugly-ass dress

R424 you’re not missing much the other 9 episodes. The cameos were fun enough, but the cast just screams their lines every freaking second in every episode. I understand it was supposed to be a parody of the industry, but it came off mostly horrible.

Tina Fey is not funny

Tina is so phony.

Everyone seems *off* tonight. I wonder what the show would have been like had Kirk not been shot.

The writing is so bad, even Tina Fey is sucking.

Judging by the audience non-reaction shots they clearly have a laugh track on Tina Fey's presentation.

Why is Seth Rogen winning everything?

Lorne Michaels is a Little Person?

This should be Lorne’s last award.

I’m only half watching, did Seth Rogen’s speech get replaced by a commercial?

R435 what does he have to do with this?

wow. you know you're old when you remember the first season of SNL.

You're the only one freeper fuck R435.

r425, what are you talking about? I live in L.A.

lorne michaels looks very ... fragile

[quote]Tina Fey is wearing an ugly-ass dress

The cut of it isn't doing wonders for her hips.

Many of the men shown tonight needed to do a few Whitestrips sessions to de-yellow their teeth before putting on their blinding white tuxedo shirts.

Totally agree R432. I only made it through three episodes. I can’t bear that kind of shouty, manic energy where everything is pitched at high hysteria.

Getting off the stage is like the Bataan Death March

Who is prettier?

Why is Lorne hyperventilating as he walks off?

K Bates looks fab

Bowen should not go sleeveless.

Not again with Oliver

This whole show is a snore.

Maybe because I’ve always felt the Emmys to be the least of the award shows

Bowen should not go without a bag over his head.

Every year x 8! Somebody loves this show.

R455 that’s the Grammys, which are a complete joke and have been for decades

R455 it’s the top television award. Maybe you just don’t care about tv shows. Then don’t watch.

R458 those are music awards. Have nothing to do with tv

John Oliver & Co. for the win! Congratulations!

[quote]Maybe because I’ve always felt the Emmys to be the least of the award shows

Danke, Merci, Gracias

R460 the person I was responding to just said award show not TV awards. Thank you and good night.

Exactly, r458. the Grammys miss so much good music. It's all about the popular, big money shit. At least the Emmys give awards to prestige television.

There’s too much of “we’re incredible and we’re changing the world,” neither of which is true

[quote] Maybe because I’ve always felt the Emmys to be the least of the award shows

After the People's Choice Awards, everything else is a letdown.

[Quote] At least the Emmys give awards to prestige television.

Seriously? Where?

Which awards are left? We have another hour to go.

Remember when Prestige Television used to be an oxymoron?

THEN DO NOT WATCH. It’s that simple.

Ryan with Sarah and Cooper

Oh look. Another commercial.

Cooper and Evan

Harrison Ford does tv now?

Like most actors yes. Meryl does tv now. Nicole does tv. Julia does tv.

Harrison Ford is on Shrinking on Apple.

Erin Daugherty has come dressed as a chess piece.

Chloe looked mad she lost lmao. She thought she had a shot?

Charlie!

Wasn't Harrison on one of those Yellowstone spin-offs? With Helen Mirren?

Oh! Howdy, Charlie! Been a minute.

Oh, my, mmm....

R481, they were on "1923."

FUCK YES. "The Penguin" was legitimately one of my favorite things ALL YEAR. Mainly because of her.

This dress is TERRIBLE

Stfu

R481 yes. Oscar winner Helen Mirren does tv now too.

Well hello!

Miloti really was great in The Penguin.

Loved her on the show. A much deserved win

Cristin needs to stay on her meds in addition to therapy.

CBS thinks conservatives are watching the Emmys! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Studio is an unwatchable mess. Has no business getting this much attention.

Yes, Cristin Milioti has trouble keeping her mouth shut.

CBS has a pretty conservative audience.

R493 They’re all in mourning - or maybe planning revenge?

R496 Not for this.

So was AJLT not nominated for anything?

It wasn't televised, R499. AJLT won for Best Ham-fisted Sister Series.

This will have Trump calling for The Emmys to be canceled.

Love how Javier Bardem, Chloe Sevigny and Cooper Koch are in the first 3 rows while NAC is in the balcony 😂

How many lesbians are there in top shelf show biz? And how many hateful fags to dress them atrociously? Oh no, politics.

[quote] So was AJLT not nominated for anything?

Unfortunately there was no award for Most Disgusting Episode, or it would have won for the series finale.

All righty now, let's hear it for public television!

Glad they're doing this bit on public television.

I love PBS. I’ve been a monthly donor for years.

I can see her cooter

Doesn't Mary have a drinking problem?

Mary Steenburgen is one of those people who always show up everywhere, works often, is always on a red carpet and YET if you walked down the street and asked 20 random people, they would have no idea who she is.

Mary's an Oscar winner.

Are Ted & Mary a couple?

Ted and Mary is also the title of a great episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

[quote]So was AJLT not nominated for anything?

No, dear, and I'm afraid she's much too old to be in contention for the Kentucky Derby at this point.

Yes, R512, for decades.

Ted has aged well.

R509 she doesn’t look like she does. Her skin is luminous.

Expert plastic surgery. She looks good.

I thought THE STUDIO was consistently amusing and not especially exaggerated. The Golden Globes episode was my favorite.

It’s self-referential about the film business, so of course everyone in the TV Academy,y watched it and voted for it.

The ratings were not especially great, by the way. Maybe all the wins tonight will encourage more viewers for next season.

R512, stop drinking.

Who's that tall guy that presented the Humanitarian award?

Quite a lovely speech by Ted and Mary.

Lovely photo

No shows about the show business do well in the ratings.

The average American viewer doesn’t care about Hollywood.

Phylicia Rashad looks like an enormous wedding cake.

Queen Philicia!

God. Mrs. Cosby gunning for a guest appearance Emmy nomination. Every fucking time.

I hope everyone yells "Norm!"

Phylicia just lost her 102-year old mother.

Okay, seriously? They're leading off with a star from a Cosby production??

Alright, let's see now who they piss off Dataloungers for forgetting!

I hate this self-appointed GRAAAAAAAHND DAME, Phylicia. So self-important.

Phylicia Rashad is the embodiment of black not cracking.

Jake looks good

For a fag...

In this evening’s performance, the role of Tom Hanks will be played by Vince Gill.

Free Palestine!!

Thank you, Hannah. Highlight of the evening other than seeing that handsome Grant Show, now 63 and married to Katherine LaNasa.

Whats with all these County y singers tonight?

That hat on Wilson is ridiculous.

The duet is fine, but did she have to wear the cowboy hat?

On the way to the award show R529? I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

This sexy midriff baring black outfit (with matching cowboy hat) is so appropriate for the occasion.

R530 you’re a fucking idiot. Malcolm Jamal Warner was the biggest celeb in the tv world to pass this past year. The fact that he died unexpectedly in middle aged makes the death even more notable.

It’s nice to see Kyle Richards singing on television!

Everyone knows who Theo Huxtable is

This duet is beautiful

Vince aging not well.

Polly Holiday?

You barely heard Vince.

Duet was fine, but I get super attention whore vibes from her - mid riff and cowboy hat were totally inappropriate for the occasion.

[quote] [R530] you’re a fucking idiot. Malcolm Jamal Warner was the biggest celeb in the tv world to pass this past year.

Suck it, Maggie Smith and Quincy Jones! According to r543, neither of you were as big as Theo from "The Cosby Show."

[quote] Alright, let's see now who they piss off Dataloungers for forgetting!

Did I miss Polly Holliday?

MJW’s death is still a shock.

[quote] Polly Holiday?

they granted me one last wish from beyond the grave...

Well, at least most of them were older than I am. Many memories, though.

R543, this was a kinda sad – and specific – list. I was assuming the likes of Linda Lavin would be on it, but I guess they're saving her for the Oscars and/or Tonys.

My apologies. Malcolm was the biggest TV-only death. (Damning with faint praise though.)

Did I miss Florence Jean Castleberry?

Did I miss Lorne Michaels?

Who else yelled “Norm!” at their screen when George Wendt was shown in the Memorial just now?

I can't believe that Ozzy Osbourne was the only one who got applause. For a crummy reality show.

Should have closed with George Wendt.

Linda Lavin was listed. Why would she be saved for the Oscars. Most don't associate her with movies.

Loretta Swit; Richard Chamberlain; Gene Hackman; Linda Lavin; Graham Greene; Val Kilmer; Tristan Rogers; Cleo Laine; Ozzy Osbourne; Connie Francis; even Hulk Fucking Hogan are bigger names than your precious Malcolm Jamal, R543.

Lavin was in the tribute, R556

R551 Oh yeah Quincy Jones was definitely bigger. Seems like he died earlier last year. I was in the bathroom for some of the tribute. Still Theo was on the biggest show of the 80s and one of the biggest of all time. He died unexpectedly and tragically in his 50s, which is the new 40. It’s just very notable and dramatic. And he continued to work after Cosby.

Is Malin gay?

POOSEY BOWS over her POOSEY!

R563 But Malcolm wasn't a fossil. Dying young moves you to the head of the line.

Who are these vaginas and why are their dresses so awful?

All I want is a memoriam without singers. This one is pretty good because they have big pictures of the people and no one standing in front of them so you can really see the people.

[quote]Did I miss Lorne Michaels? R558

LORNE MICHAELS DEAD???!!!

Malin Akerman had about a million dollars worth of Botox and filler injected into her face. YUCK!

Stephen Graham would be a BLAST in bed.

Every In Memorium segment in every awards show is someone singing a mournful song with names flashing in the back. Can’t anyone change this up?

Brittany Snow looks great.

I'll take Cooper...

The host’s slow, subtle humor doesn’t work here

I guess I need to check out Adolescence.

So glad “Adolescence” is cleaning up.

Part of why Malcolm was first was because he was much younger than most on the list if not the youngest and everyone saw him on tv since he was 13.

Bryan Cranston = Classy

[quote] LORNE MICHAELS DEAD???!!!

No, he just seemed on his last breath earlier in the evening.

Cooper Koch was robbed. Honestly.

Stephen Graham’s blond son is sexy.

Who were the co-presenters who made comment about "Coming Out"?"

Tommy!!!!

Why isn’t Aaron Paul there? I remember like a month ago it was announced Paul and Cranston would present together

These kids at award shows are just awkward. Get these lil cunts off the stage and in bed for school.

R585 are you slow? If you’re watching why are you asking? Pay attention

Always forget that Bryan Cranston came from "Malcolm in the Middle" with great comedic timing.

Yay Colbert!

Why is everyone acting like it’s such an injustice that Colbert was canceled? CBS canceled him because he’s losing them many millions annually lmao.

Hahahah. Hollywood said fuck you Trump. I don’t really watch Colbert late night but I like him and I like him going out like this.

Fuck you, Trump!

Steven Cobert is married to Linda Lavin?

Pedro Pascal is sitting with a good-looking man. Is he coming out without coming out?

R592 Their timing was bad.

Haha I love the Prince quote. Such an intelligent man of faith and class.

[quote] Every In Memorium segment in every awards show is someone singing a mournful song with names flashing in the back. Can’t anyone change this up?

Next year, just for you, they'll substitute a rousing Johns Philip Sousa march.

Glad Colbert won. He's a great guy to work with, and one of the wittiest people that I've ever met.

Yes. Let’s see their nudes.

R595, Stephen is not married to Linda Lavin. His wife is the beautiful Evie McGee, a fellow Charleston SC native.

Bryan Cranston really didn't even need to open the envelope.

During Malin's presentation, they panned to Cory Michael Smith, who was in "Mountainhead" earlier this year. I know he's supposedly queer, but that's not at all news. No idea about her though.

Yes, I've also been wondering about the hottie sitting next to Pedro. Have we seen this stud before? Is it possible this is ... it?

Fine, MJW was a big name, but did he deserve his own private intro?

[quote] Hahahah. Hollywood said fuck you Trump. I don’t really watch Colbert late night but I like him and I like him going out like this.

What did I miss?

[quote][R592] Their timing was bad.

Are you two in the market for a bridge?

Bill Cosby's death will present a problem for a future Emmys producer.

I don't get the love for Severance S2. The 1st season was great but the 2nd doesn't deserve all these awards.