Tasteful Friends: Be Blinded by Luxury and Knockoff Baccarat Chandeliers in this $14M Miami Residence

What's with all the lacquered veneer?

Not absolutely hideous, but it’s a bit much.

Absolutely hideous.

The decor screams to guests, "GO HOME! GET OUT OF HERE!" No good can come of it.

All that money, and absolutely no taste.

Or class.

There certainly is quite a bit going on there.

Even before getting into any deep details, just generally the white with the brown is NOT working for me, even tough it's hardly a rare home color combo.

Jeeze that's a lot of lacquered woodwork. It's in every single room in the house including the bathrooms.

That was rough. My eyes! Any tips on how to unsee this disaster?

[quote]Any tips on how to unsee this disaster?

Watch the assassination video again R9?

There’s also an obsession with long white leather sofas. Is there one in every room? And not one looks inviting.

Not exactly cozy. Looks like it’s ready for shooting screaming matches and weave-pulling scenes in Real Housewives.

The polish on those floors. Do people have to wear surgical booties over their shoes before they can walk around the place. It's too tasteful to be Eastern European/Russian. Gulf states owner?

Followed by the widow's casket dance, r9 and r10. I know I'm probably in the minority, but I was more freaked out by her video and making private mourning so public and dramatic.

Ugh - summarizes why I hate Miami. Ugly excess for excess’ sake. For which people are willing to pay insane amounts of money. I don’t get it - but it appeals to someone I guess.

I watched it, R9, and let me tell you, this listing is way more painful to witness.

[quote]It's too tasteful to be Eastern European/Russian. Gulf states owner

You might be onto something R12. The décor looks like something you would expect to find inside a private jet.

She and the MAGA cunts are milking it for all it's worth. I expect her to be given a Fox News position or similar right wing network and be made a MAGA Queen widow martyr.

dreadful but cost a fortune.

Don't cha just love Art Deco? And zebra wood? Oh, I do wood when it's stripey and shiny like glass!

I like it

Its very Miami. In that it is perfect . I love quite a bit of it,but all together its just too much. I couldnt imagine raising a child in there . I saw a crib in one of the pics. Its cold. Like a museum. Oh but in the bad old days id have adored it . I was such a glitzy queen.