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(having hair and makeup done)
"No, I don't want to talk to HarperCollins! Tell those people there's a reason I have a FUCKING AGENT!
"You! Camera guy! Get it right! I'm going to roll down the car window and dangle the rosary, and I better see that cross front and center! And when I collapse upon the open coffin, I better have plenty of shots to choose from!
"Has Carrie Underwood returned my call yet?"
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 14, 2025 1:12 AM |
"There's a woman named Lisa on line 3 ... she said something about cinnamon rolls."
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 13, 2025 10:54 PM |
"I want head-to-toe glamour shots of my widow's couture! I don't want to be upstaged by that Slovenian whore! I need my best waterproof make-up, someone get a recommendation from that f@ggot Vance!"
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 13, 2025 11:03 PM |
Is she not worried that some other nut might not want her to be the voice of her husband's movement?
I would be.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 13, 2025 11:13 PM |
O what a circus! O what a show MAGA has gone to town We've all gone crazy Mourning all day and mourning all night Falling over ourselves to get all of the misery right
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 13, 2025 11:37 PM |
"I don't want to talk to Candace Owens's 'people', put me through to CANDACE this moment you fuckers!"
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 14, 2025 12:21 AM |
"You there! Vietnamese girl! You speakee English? Make sure those nails are PERFECTION! I'm going to be posting a close-up of me touching my husband's corpse to Instagram! You know INSTAGRAM?"
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 14, 2025 12:27 AM |
"Well, how soon can you have the 'Never Forget: Charlie Kirk' hoodies and sweatshirts ready? ... THAT'S the best you can do? The demand is there NOW!"
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 14, 2025 12:32 AM |
I'm One tear, left eye, go!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 14, 2025 12:47 AM |
Her snatch is snatchtastic
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 14, 2025 12:51 AM |
"An ALMOND milk latte? I specifically asked for an OAT MILK LATTE. I don't care if they were out of oat milk. You should have gone someplace else. I cannot BELIEVE you're making me fire you fifteen minutes before I have to give the most important speech of my LIFE."
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 14, 2025 1:12 AM |
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