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Kash Patel ripped into FBI agents in profanity-laced online meeting

FBI Director Kash Patel reportedly criticized subordinates in a tense Thursday morning meeting over their handling of the investigation into Charlie Kirk’s killer.

More than 200 agents joined the online call, which was first reported by The New York Times. An official attending the meeting told the Times that Patel criticized the agency’s “Mickey Mouse operations,” saying it was one of the few times in the call that he wasn’t cursing.

During the call, Patel and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino emphasized the need to catch Kirk’s killer. Patel also criticized Salt Lake City agents for not providing him with a photo of the suspected killer until 12 hours later, the Times reported.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2025 6:24 PM

The Wednesday blunder has cost Patel. Several MAGA allies criticized the director over his leadership, casting doubt on whether he was the right person to head the FBI.

“He performed terribly in the last few days, and it’s not clear whether he has the operational expertise to investigate, infiltrate, and disrupt the violent movements—of whatever ideology—that threaten the peace in the United States,” conservative activist Chris Rufo wrote on X.

Patel joined the FBI after a career as a federal prosecutor and Defense Department chief of staff. His lack of law enforcement experience led to some former GOP officials’ reservations against him stepping into the position.

Steve Bannon, a former Trump administration adviser, said he didn’t see the shooter’s apprehension as “great law enforcement work” speaking on his “Bannon’s War Room” show directly after the conference.

“I don’t know why Kash flew out there, you know, thousands of miles, to give us, ‘Hey, working partnerships and our great partnership in Utah’ — OK, got that,” Bannon said.

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2025 7:29 AM

It would be so degrading getting upbraided by this sawed-off little poser.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2025 7:33 AM

I don't care what anyone says, I think Kash is cute. Yes, his eyes are kinda psycho, but he has that intense, masculine energy that I find attractive.

by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2025 7:34 AM

All sorts of very high up MAGA politicians and MAGA influencers are openly calling for Patel to be fire because he has handled the Kirk shooting so badly - his personal behavior - not the FBI employees.

Here's an interview (Tim Miller Bulwark) with ex-FBI agent Michael Feinberg who explains how badly damaged the FBI has been in the past 8 months, how the FBI purges are affecting the success of FBI investigations and details the MAGA calls for Patel's firing.

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by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2025 9:09 AM

Well duh.

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2025 9:16 AM

I'd have a hard not time not laughing at this shrimp yelling profanity at me and my co-workers in that "angry midget" voice of his.

by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2025 10:02 AM

Can you imagine being reprimanded by an unqualified DEI hire?

by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2025 10:04 AM

NYT, 13 Sep: "It is not clear whether anything the FBI did in the days after the shooting played a decisive role in shortening the search."

A tactful way of saying: Patel and the FBI didn't do shit to get the guy, except step all over their schlongs.

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2025 10:22 AM

Of course he takes zero responsibility for the sorry state of the agency he runs. It's very Trumpian to run something into the ground and then blame others.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2025 10:53 AM

He got a table at Rao’s though, so this is working out well for him.

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2025 11:09 AM

[quote]It's very Trumpian to run something into the ground and then blame others.

Everything Trump touches...you know the rest. As I've said before, it's by now an established scientific principle. Trump's Law - deserving of an Anti-Nobel Prize.

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2025 11:16 AM

[quote] I don't care what anyone says, I think Kash is cute. Yes, his eyes are kinda psycho, but he has that intense, masculine energy that I find attractive.

R3 is Patel's live-in male roommate from Las Vegas.

I don't remember your name.

Could you refresh my memory?

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2025 11:29 AM

“Roommate”?

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2025 11:38 AM

Kash’s roommate

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by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2025 11:39 AM

I think it's hilarious that Kash's FBI fumbled so badly the search for this killer.

If it wasn't for the killer's own family turning him in, the FBI would still be arresting random people on the street.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2025 12:30 PM

R3 Get help immediately.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2025 12:33 PM

He said he'd see Kirk in Valhalla. And that he'd take this watch. Do you think the Groypers like this tiny subcontinent dbag co-opting their white Nordic and military worship? I do not.

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2025 1:19 PM

I couldn't agree more with R16.

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2025 1:23 PM

I love how dumb and tiny this idiot is. How fitting.

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2025 1:24 PM

Shrimp dick.

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2025 1:28 PM

Patel announced incorrect information a number of times. The killer's father turned him into police. Patel was beyond embarrassing at those press conferences. It was terrible. I don't know how anyone is supposed to take the FBI seriously when they clearly serve only to protect the Trump administration and are run by 4Chan and QAon freaks. It's a fucking disaster.

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2025 1:31 PM

The FBI director can be fired by the president at any time.

If Republicans lose the next election, don’t be shocked if they rush through a change to the law that alters that power.

Kash and about fifty other assholes will be fired the first hour of a Democratic presidency.

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2025 1:38 PM

I'm sure all those agents will take kindly to being chewed out by an unqualified nightclubbing coke gnome. They're also big fans of Indians.

by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2025 1:46 PM

[quote] I don't care what anyone says, I think Kash is cute. Yes, his eyes are kinda psycho, but he has that intense, masculine energy that I find attractive.

LMAO! "Intense, masculine energy" It's a sophomoric performance.

by Anonymousreply 24September 13, 2025 1:52 PM

Trump would never fire Kash. Kash is everything Trump ever wanted in an FBI Director. He won’t end up with another Comey or Christopher Wray. You need to stop looking at things through your eyes and start seeing them the way Trump does. He doesn’t give a shit if the FBI is incompetent. Hell, he probably prefers it that way.

by Anonymousreply 25September 13, 2025 1:53 PM

R25 But to further the premise of seeing things the way Trump does, if Kash's incompetence continues to get the media's attention and starts to make Trump himself look bad, Trump will dump Kash in a nanosecond.

by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2025 2:04 PM

He wants OBEDIENCE not competence. And the mission is not to fight crime. It is to purge federal law enforcement and the military of anyone not loyal to Trump in order to turn them into partisan weapons loyal to MAGA. A professional would not do that.

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2025 2:06 PM

What did he expect would happen? He got them all from a temp agency.

by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2025 2:15 PM

Was Kash calling in from Las Vegas, where he lives with his gay partner?

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2025 2:19 PM

Kash is an idiot. I can imagine the FBI agents rolling their eyes every time he talks

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2025 2:19 PM

Exactly r25. Kash was hired as a loyal cult member and nothing else. Trump knew he was ridiculously unqualified when he picked him. And every Republican Senator knew he was completely unqualified when they mindlessly, mechanically voted to confirm. Any Republican pretending to be surprised by his complete ineptitude is lying.

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2025 2:33 PM

Keystone Kash got caught with his baby pants falling down,

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2025 2:36 PM

[quote]Keystone Kash

Love that, hope it catches on. Trump will loathe a good nickname he didn't coin hitting home.

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2025 2:52 PM

1. Fire qualified government employees and replace with unqualified henchmen, cut/ embezzle all funding, switch agencies' missions to following the whims of Dear Leader above all else. 2. "This just proves government is corrupt and incometent!" 3. Repeat.

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2025 3:03 PM

When you fire and remove the competent people (aka "the deep state"), the agency's competence plummets. Who knew?

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2025 4:21 PM

This should be fun. A richly deserved public humiliation for his arrogance and incompetence.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2025 4:21 PM

There’s an FBI office near work. There’s a large memorial of flowers in front of it. Sickening

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2025 4:43 PM

If I wanted to get yelled at by a humorless Indian I’d read a magazine at 7 Eleven.

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2025 4:52 PM

Any tips on how to unsee R3's vomit soaked post? Thank you in advance.

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2025 4:59 PM

Maybe it’s for Kash Patel’s career R37?

(A girl can hope)

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2025 5:44 PM

J. Edgar Hoover was despicable. That noted, he was THE master of institutional PR. Little boys wanted to grow up and be good little FBI agents, investigating and arresting criminals and enemies of the USA. Kash Patel has made an already weakened institution weaker and soon it will be a laughingstock.

by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2025 6:24 PM
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