Peter Thiel is the richest LGBTQ+ person in the world

And we should give a shit because...?

For a second I thought that white-haired guy was the man from the ads that say, “Doctor pleads with people to stop eating this fruit for breakfast!”

But it’s Tim Cook?

Why didn’t Marlo Thomas make it on the list? She’s supposed to be a billionaire.

Level up, David Geffen. Level up ho

I find it hard to believe D&G are worh more than Valentino. He's been in business since the 1960s.

[quote] I find it hard to believe D&G are worh more than Valentino. He's been in business since the 1960s.

And Lanvin has been in business since 1889, and Hermes since 1837.

So?

Valentino sold his business years ago.

However, Tim Cook still wins the award for "LBTQS+ Billionaire who Most Resembles Jane Hathaway after Sex Reassignment Surgery."

[quote]And Lanvin has been in business since 1889, and Hermes since 1837.

Do you have a reading comprehension problem?

Cook looks like Anderson Cooper's lesbian sister.

Maybe that is why he gave Donald Trump a verbal rim job last week at the tech summit the orange one threw?

R8 LOL. He really does look like Jane Hathaway. I'd never noticed that.

That we know of. Some of the Arab royals and Russian oligarchs are probably gay.

And possibly the worst.

Life is so unfair.

Can the soft butch sous chef detectives solve this one?