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Misreadings

I received an email about Cabaret on Broadway, which is closing soon. The cast, at first glance, seems to be headed by Marsha Wallace. I thought to myself---"isn't she a little old to be playing Sally Bowles?" Never mind the fact that a) I misread the email and the Cabaret actress is Marisha Wallace not Marsha Wallace b)Marsha Wallace spelled her name Marcia Wallace and c) oh yeah....Marcia Wallace died in 2013. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln.......

Any other written or aural malapropisms we wish to share?

by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2025 8:19 PM

I fucked Marcia Wallace's best friend in her house once. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2025 8:12 PM

I'm just wondering what a production of Cabaret starring the Marcia Wallace of "the Bob Newhart Show" and "The Simpsons" would be like.

"Mama thinks I'm living in a convent,

A secluded little convent

In the southern part of France."

(Suddenly laughs bitterly like Mrs. Krabappel): "HA!!!"

by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2025 8:19 PM
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