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Cankles says the Kirk suspect has been caught

He said it as a guest on Fox News, Our national nightmare is over. What's for breakfast?

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by Anonymousreply 33September 12, 2025 10:13 PM

Well done, Mossad! Have Trump announce it on Fox and friends. That won’t make people suspicious.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 12, 2025 12:43 PM

No breakfast, but looking forward to gulping down fresh air as soon as donald leaves the area.

by Anonymousreply 2September 12, 2025 12:51 PM

Do we believe this?

by Anonymousreply 3September 12, 2025 12:53 PM

His running his mouth on national television prior to FBI statement could compromise their case. He just can't help himself, can he?!

FBI news conference scheduled for 9am Eastern.🙄

by Anonymousreply 4September 12, 2025 12:57 PM

Supposedly a 22 year old named Tyler Robinson- Daily Mail

by Anonymousreply 5September 12, 2025 1:00 PM

30 minute delay (to 9:30am) on FBI news conference in Utah.

by Anonymousreply 6September 12, 2025 1:00 PM

[quote]Supposedly a 22 year old named Tyler Robinson- Daily Mail

US cable news outlets are going with this; MSNBC just said they've confirmed those details and that he lives in Utah.

by Anonymousreply 7September 12, 2025 1:10 PM

So a white, biological male from ultra conservative Utah. Will there be any mea culpas from those who got it completely wrong yet again?

by Anonymousreply 8September 12, 2025 1:18 PM

Remember Nixon got in trouble for saying Manson was guilty

by Anonymousreply 9September 12, 2025 1:22 PM

^ fingers crossed, R9.

by Anonymousreply 10September 12, 2025 1:35 PM

IIRC, Utah offers the option of execution by firing squad.

by Anonymousreply 11September 12, 2025 1:38 PM

Oatmeal!

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by Anonymousreply 12September 12, 2025 1:50 PM

Who got it wrong, r8? Are you thinking of the nutters online who say it was Mossad?

by Anonymousreply 13September 12, 2025 1:52 PM

The FBI couldn’t catch him. The father had to turn him in.

by Anonymousreply 14September 12, 2025 1:52 PM

Right - law enforcement and the incompetent FBI had nothing to do with locating him.

by Anonymousreply 15September 12, 2025 1:55 PM

likely because Kash Patel was high on an 8-ball

by Anonymousreply 16September 12, 2025 2:00 PM

IN CUSTODY PEOPLE!

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by Anonymousreply 17September 12, 2025 2:03 PM

I wonder how much longer this would have gone on had his father not turned him in.

by Anonymousreply 18September 12, 2025 2:10 PM

Trump better watch his mouth. These kids are shooting to kill politicos.

by Anonymousreply 19September 12, 2025 2:10 PM

Please send the National Guard and Marines to Utah, President Trump. That state is full of violent thugs.

by Anonymousreply 20September 12, 2025 2:16 PM

This FBI news conference is little more than a MAGA rally!

[quote]To my friend Charlie Kirk: Rest now, brother, we have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.

This, from FBI Director Kash Patel. Impeachable?

P.S. Is he confusing Valhalla with Hades?

by Anonymousreply 21September 12, 2025 2:26 PM

Utah governor Cox is a pontificating asshat.

by Anonymousreply 22September 12, 2025 2:31 PM

Big time.

by Anonymousreply 23September 12, 2025 2:32 PM

This Utah governor doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 24September 12, 2025 2:34 PM

[quote] To my friend Charlie Kirk: Rest now, brother, we have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.

[quote] This, from FBI Director Kash Patel. Impeachable?

I don't know about impeachable, but embarrassing. A reminder that deep down most of the Trumpistas are just angry 14-year-old boys with some fantasy video game playing constantly in their heads.

by Anonymousreply 25September 12, 2025 2:39 PM

Cox blaming political violence partially on social media. Perhaps he needs to give his speech to Cankles.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 12, 2025 2:39 PM

r25, good analogy

by Anonymousreply 27September 12, 2025 3:19 PM

Trump is over it already, LOL.

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by Anonymousreply 28September 12, 2025 3:45 PM

Damn r28. I guess the strain of pretending to give a shit about somebody else for five minutes was just too much. Had to quickly revert.

by Anonymousreply 29September 12, 2025 3:48 PM

Clots and prayers to Cankles.

by Anonymousreply 30September 12, 2025 4:36 PM

I know a woke transgender illegal immigrant when I see one..

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by Anonymousreply 31September 12, 2025 4:37 PM

Change your diaper, Cankles McTacoTits.

by Anonymousreply 32September 12, 2025 8:33 PM

The toilets in the White House Ballroom wing will be tremendous. Strong, very strong water.

by Anonymousreply 33September 12, 2025 10:13 PM
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