Let's be Charlie Kirk!

I'm all of the FOX News personalities being very, very scared all of a sudden.

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"I should've sucked his cock when I had the chance"

If only his neck had a gun!

Actually, OP, it was "gang violence."

I forgot about Muriel's weird beef with the Indy.

R5, imagine your final words being either "Trans!" or "gang violence!"

What a wonderful life...

I'm defending gun violence at every turn. This is the price we pay for the Second Amendment!

"gurgle..."

I'm Ben Shapiro pissing my panties.

I'm surprised they weren't "Biden's fault!"

I'm the neck spewing more fluid than 'Ol Faithful or a NYC fire hydrant in the summer!

I'm the (not any more) living proof that everything Trump touches dies.

I'm the pro-gun crowd up in arms!

Nothing amusing about his thread.

R14, I'll say.

I'm citing God's law that gays should be stoned to death!

I'm Charlie Kirk getting sodomized in the neck by a bullet!

I'm going to be forgotten even quicker than Rush Limberger.

I’m the cheesy tinymeat.

I'm the rigor mortis, the hardest he's been in years!

I’m Matt Walsh, trying to figure out how I’m going to increase security while paying for six kids.

I'm the gummy death rictus grin!

R21, I'm Matt Walsh's twitching hole lubing up for Glenn Greenwald in a French maid outfit.

I'm my new idea for a Halloween costume!

I'm my crowded features on my fat head.

I'm his grave getting endlessly pissed on.

Live by the 2nd Amendment, die by it, too.

I'm Miss Greenwald, trying to concentrate on being fucked in the ass by a handsome favela boy but preoccupied with how I'm going to tie in Charlie's death to Israel.

I'm Kash Patel and his Keystone Kops, trying in vain to find the shooter. Does anyone know any random immigrants or trans people we can blame this on?

I'm the young entrepreneur who conjures up bulletproof turtle-necks for the next MAGA rally!

I'm the engraved Charlie Kirk bullets that will be sold to MAGAts (at a very steep markup, hand engraved by ICE detainees. All profits to go towards the Trump 2028 campaign).

R31, and I'm the Charlie Kirk bullets made in China. :)

I'm Lana Del Rey dedicating this song to him.

Do people pay to attend these "gatherings"? Is the widow counting the till?

R34, she likely already has a GoFundMe. I hope she enjoys raising those little brats by herself.

had he survived, would he have been a quadriplegic?

R35 But she can’t do that. A child needs a mother AND a father. No exceptions.

I'm his shitty parents who ler him drop out of community collage to be an influencer. Stay in school kids.

I'm a community college theatre troupe reenacting his neck death scene!

I'm the movie that Kirk Cameron, James Woods, and Scott Baio will make about his death. It will be terrible (of course)

R40, but who plays Charlie?

Back and to the left.

I’ll show you a real jerk

I am pretty sure there a lot of stupid cunts here whose last words would either be "trans!" or "gang violence!"

Brandonjoseph may want to invest in some more home security.

I'm the Republican proposal to blow up the existing faces on Mount Rushmore and replace them with Charlie Kirk.

Get your Charlie Kirk halloween costume orders in now, complete with neck geyser! Supply limited.

I'm Jason Hanky, not worried about Charlie stretching out the neck hole on his sweater.