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Trump debuts new Stroke Face

the picture of wellness!

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by Anonymousreply 49September 12, 2025 4:04 AM

miserable couple.

by Anonymousreply 1September 11, 2025 7:43 PM

He was also disoriented and nodding off.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 11, 2025 7:45 PM

Looks ugly and like he shit himself. I don't see a difference.

by Anonymousreply 3September 11, 2025 7:50 PM

Stunning!!

by Anonymousreply 4September 11, 2025 7:51 PM

I just nodded off a bit.

by Anonymousreply 5September 11, 2025 7:59 PM

He is upset because Israel killed Charlie Kirk and they told Trump they were going to do it in advance, because Kirk was starting to question Jeffrey Epstein, and Trump couldn’t do anything about it because Israel has videos of Trump having sex with children.

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2025 8:00 PM
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by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2025 8:03 PM

I'm sure he was just eating a breath mint!

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by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2025 8:22 PM

One step closer...

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2025 9:28 PM

Is that fake Melania or the real first whore?

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2025 9:31 PM

[quote]Is that fake Melania or the real first whore?

Does it matter anymore?

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2025 9:33 PM

SAD LAST DAYS

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by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2025 9:37 PM

Bell's palsy perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2025 9:40 PM

Please. Trump’s face is just flying at half-staff like the flag for 9/11. A true patriot.

by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2025 9:43 PM

He's the picture of good health! At 6'3" and 215 pounds, President Trump is in the best shape of his life!

by Anonymousreply 15September 11, 2025 9:44 PM

Fuck the stroke face. Just debut the stroke. On live TV. Maybe there will be blood coming out from whatever of his.

by Anonymousreply 16September 11, 2025 9:52 PM

I'm wondering how they're going to prop him up at Yankee Stadium tonight.

Also, fuck the Yankees.

by Anonymousreply 17September 11, 2025 9:53 PM

Now if only the rest of him would drop.

by Anonymousreply 18September 11, 2025 9:55 PM

VotN, yep and feel free to also wonder how the hell they’re going to send him off to England like this next week.

by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2025 9:55 PM

Stroke on top of congestive heart failure on top of Alzheimers just doesn't say "third term" to me.

by Anonymousreply 20September 11, 2025 9:56 PM

Say Hello to President Vance in less than a year.

by Anonymousreply 21September 11, 2025 9:57 PM

^^ go back to India

by Anonymousreply 22September 11, 2025 10:00 PM

R21 You’re less liked than Meghan Markle and that’s saying A LOT.

by Anonymousreply 23September 11, 2025 10:08 PM

Weekend at Donnie’s!

by Anonymousreply 24September 11, 2025 10:12 PM

It's my desperate hope that he has a stroke or maybe even a series of strokes, and survives them.

Let him be unable to walk or control his bowels and bladder, unable to communicate clearly. Let his nurses be lax and allow pressure sores to form, and then become infected by his fecal matter.

After all he's done to our country, it's the very least the universe could give us in response.

by Anonymousreply 25September 11, 2025 10:16 PM

Maybe he was just holding in a shart in that photo. And he failed at that, just ask the people around him.

by Anonymousreply 26September 11, 2025 10:18 PM

[quote]Trump debuts new Stroke Face

So far, it's my favorite face of his!

by Anonymousreply 27September 11, 2025 10:20 PM

Can't read my, can't ready my

No he can't read my stroke-r face

by Anonymousreply 28September 11, 2025 10:33 PM

I think he does this shit on purpose to troll the media. It looks to me like he pulled his jaw to one side. Maybe he’s gurning from abuse of speed.

by Anonymousreply 29September 11, 2025 10:42 PM

Boy he really looks awful. But he was so much better than Biden right? More with it? Healthier? Not as old?

by Anonymousreply 30September 11, 2025 10:45 PM

[quote]Let him be unable to walk or control his bowels and bladder, unable to communicate clearly. Let his nurses be lax and allow pressure sores to form, and then become infected by his fecal matter.

r25, you forgot the loss of swallowing capacity; they have to eat purée everything, and they choke out with almost every attempt to swallow, some can learn to swallow adequately again, some not though

by Anonymousreply 31September 11, 2025 10:45 PM

[quote]I think he does this shit on purpose to troll the media.

And that's where we're at. I don't think there's any telling where objective reality is at this point. I was looking at that video he released about Charlie Kirk, and it seemed like there was some AI being employed, at least with the editing.

by Anonymousreply 32September 11, 2025 10:49 PM

I keep humming "Stroke Face" to the old Batman theme.

by Anonymousreply 33September 11, 2025 11:23 PM

[quote] Donald Trump has prompted health fears on social media following his latest appearance

Yes, health fear. I'll be dancing my fear away.

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by Anonymousreply 34September 11, 2025 11:24 PM

His Charlie Kirk eulogy looked like it had a weird AI filter on it, is this what that's about?

by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2025 11:26 PM

He's turned into Anne Ramsey.

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by Anonymousreply 36September 11, 2025 11:32 PM

Throw Asshole From the Train

by Anonymousreply 37September 11, 2025 11:33 PM

🎶 Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my stroke face 🎶

by Anonymousreply 38September 11, 2025 11:46 PM

Check my neck, 'cause I'm MAHVELOUS!

by Anonymousreply 39September 11, 2025 11:47 PM

That was fake Melania with him today. Those giant cataract sunglasses are a dead giveaway. Fake Mel doesn't have the whore's squinty eye slits.

by Anonymousreply 40September 11, 2025 11:52 PM

R22, go back to walking the street of Ljubljana, whore. And this time with your retard son in tow.

by Anonymousreply 41September 11, 2025 11:55 PM

Donald Trump STROKIN

by Anonymousreply 42September 12, 2025 12:25 AM

Say hello to Death…

by Anonymousreply 43September 12, 2025 12:40 AM

What's on his iPod?

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by Anonymousreply 44September 12, 2025 12:53 AM

Diaper don makkkes me kkkum . Kkkuming 4 orange jesus.

by Anonymousreply 45September 12, 2025 1:34 AM

He has the trout-mouth

by Anonymousreply 46September 12, 2025 2:20 AM

FAKE MELANJA WEAR GLASSIS BECAUSE NOT PRETTY LIKE VAIRST LETTY

by Anonymousreply 47September 12, 2025 2:23 AM

his wife LITERALLY looks like she couldn't care less

by Anonymousreply 48September 12, 2025 3:55 AM

R48, she already told the world she doesn’t care. Do you?

by Anonymousreply 49September 12, 2025 4:04 AM
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