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Dark Karen

What if Karen Carpenter hadn't spent her last years singing treacly, upbeat pop songs like "Touch Me When We're Dancin'" and went spooky- lke Alison Moyet, Martha Davis (The Motels) or Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde)?

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by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2025 8:31 PM

What does "went spooky- like Alison Moyet" mean? Spooky how OP?

by Anonymousreply 1September 10, 2025 5:52 PM

Dark Alison.

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by Anonymousreply 2September 10, 2025 6:01 PM

Oh I see R2. Winter Kills was Yazoo - but she did write the lyrics and play the piano part.

by Anonymousreply 3September 10, 2025 6:06 PM

It would have ended up sounding and looking something like this…

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by Anonymousreply 4September 10, 2025 6:12 PM

I going Dark Karen anything like going Dark Phoenix?

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by Anonymousreply 5September 10, 2025 6:31 PM

What if Karen had spent her last years skulking in dark alleys, waiting to pounce on children and small animals, digging her bony fingers into their throats and cackling as their bulging eyes went dark?

What if Karen had spent her last years setting fires in fast food restaurants after blocking every entrance but one, and watching the occupants flee from the one remaining door into the arms of a starving, rabid grizzly bear?

What if Karen had spent her last years selling Herbalife?

by Anonymousreply 6September 10, 2025 7:58 PM

I would have listened to anything she recorded. I already have listened to as much of her output as possible.

by Anonymousreply 7September 10, 2025 8:21 PM

Richard wouldn't have allowed it.

by Anonymousreply 8September 10, 2025 8:31 PM
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