Gay Wedding Getup

I thought vagina capes were a MichFest thing

Some context, OP?

“I saw it in a window, and I just couldn't resist it."

Not attention-getting enough!

Fake gays!

Stunning!

Tricky color, green.

I would like the train if it actually matched the suit material in color. It’s disjointed.

How embarrassing.

I give it less than a year. You know the fatter one is full of drama.

Would Billy Porter wear this?

Teal and pink are divine.

I'd like to see who carried that train.

Very slimming.

Ridiculous.

Who wore it best?

This is why Trump won a second term.

Was John Waters the the wedding planner?

Don't make it so obvious who's the bottom to everybody

It looks like something fell down from above.

R19 Which one is the bottom?

This won’t last long. The one in the pink suit will split in less than a year, unless the green queen has lots of $$$.

Jesus effing Christ. Repulsive.

He shoulda slim down more before the big day. I said what I said

More proof that the assumption that all gays have taste, is a false one.

"Mom, why is that man wearing our tablecloth?"

R10...My thoughts exactly! This is totally the couple who "plays together" until one of them finds out the other's been hooking up with the trick outside of the "together" stipulation. Then it's game on--slashed tires, constant phone harassment, waiting in the employer's parking lot, surreptitiously following, surveillance & fighting over who gets custody of the frenchie.

Also, this tasteless cape is the equivalent to all that baby's breath brides were sticking in their up-dos in 1981. Those wedding pics have aged as well as these wedding pics will, like month old potato salad.

I hope they felt like fools. They certainly looked like fools.

Bitch stole my Met Gala look!

Did Munchkins carry that train at the ceremony?

Has Matt Damon been reached for comment?

R7, it's "difficult."

Looks like the cape was shoddily safety pinned to the jacket. If his husband really loved him he would not have let him appear in public in that get-up.

Wilton Manors eleganza

Such a waste of money....But I guess it's a chance to wear all pink and not be the one we talk about

Jolly Green Glob

What do you want to bet the pink and green theme was “Wicked” inspired?

I want to see the parents of this lovely couple.

Are you telling me formal wear shops are renting those trains?

I could see Sam Smith in that.

Except no one wants to marry Sam Smith.

[quote]What do you want to bet the pink and green theme was “Wicked” inspired?

Oh lordy, I bet you're right.

I'd love a "Wicked" themed wedding if I was a 12-year-old girl.

Needs more Halloweeny decor.

Well that's one way to camouflage a few extra pounds he wasn't able to drop before the wedding. A spanx alternative.

Without sources provided for these images it's safe to assume they're AI-generated.

GURLEEN

Hey, pink suit, those shoes!!! Girl - NO!

He's wearing my Nana's curtains from 1970!

From Kmart, Caldors or Bradlees?

Those look like some funky fresh Oxfords on Glinda.

Ha ha, R48, that's a great observation. I was reading about them (the spectator shoe) because it is part of the Wikipedia entry for Neil "Bunny" Roger, a subject of a recent DL thread. I have the most vanilla taste in clothes imaginable, but I like when people -- men especially -- can carry something off with éclat and sophistication. Roger could; these two, uh, cannot.

We Would Like You To Share in the Celebration of the beginning of our Endless Drama

Don’t let the train ride you!

While I don’t love the low quality execution I think we should embrace our flair for the dramatic as a people. Screw convention. Work that train gurl!

I think a large collar would not improve this cape/train. Would tip into Countess Dracula.

Trains that long are meant for covering the horse’s ass when astride.

“Thanks…. Anna’s Linens, $12.99! I KNOW!”

I was the tackiest bitch going in the 80s and even I wouldnt have worn that ridiculous cape .