What did we ever do to deserve this?
Why does his torso almost look like a cartoon? Is it so overly edited?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 9, 2025 1:59 PM |
Glen Powell is a handsome man. He looks like a sideshow freak in that photo. As R1 wrote, cartoonish.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 9, 2025 2:06 PM |
R2 is MeeMaw Powell.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 9, 2025 2:14 PM |
That’s not his body. It’s just his head sticking out. Who has orange nipples. If you look at the other photo with the abs below his abs, you can see it’s an editorial choice commenting on superhero physiques.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 9, 2025 2:15 PM |
Those pics are intentionally distorted. Did you not read the issues’s cover headlines. Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 9, 2025 2:20 PM |
Yes, it's exaggerated on purpose.
Still, OP's image is shocking and unsettling because it's not exaggerated enough to be immediately recognisable as such. I guess uncanny would be a way to describe it.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 9, 2025 2:30 PM |
He looks good here. Austin Butler doesn't have enough sense of humour about himself to ever do anything like this.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 9, 2025 2:31 PM |
This isn't as funny as it wants to be.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 9, 2025 2:42 PM |
The stars sure don't shine brightly anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 9, 2025 2:42 PM |
…not exaggerated enough to be immediately recognisable as such…
You can’t be serious!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 9, 2025 2:51 PM |
R3, you're a feckless and indolent young man! MeeMaw Powell will box your ears, if you're not careful.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 9, 2025 3:00 PM |
r9 It's because of the internet, they shone more brightly in the past only because all we had to work with back then were the paper mags.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 9, 2025 3:17 PM |
He's such an odd performer in that he looks quite charismatic onscreen but he looks hideous in stills.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 9, 2025 3:20 PM |
That shirt looks uncomfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 9, 2025 3:28 PM |
r14 = a box of hair.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 9, 2025 3:32 PM |
Whenever I see him I can't help but be distracted by his mouth. It looks vaginal, if that makes any kind of sense. It also reminds me of Data's "child" Lal from that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode (the naked humanoid form, not the female form with the bowlcut hair).
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 9, 2025 3:51 PM |
America, please please please like him and see his films!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 9, 2025 4:25 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 9, 2025 4:28 PM |
His box office hair is no longer en vogue.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 9, 2025 4:29 PM |
He looks a lot older than 36.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 9, 2025 5:27 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 9, 2025 6:16 PM |
This is really an unattractive photo spread and quite frankly, is visually disturbing.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 9, 2025 6:22 PM |
Photo shoot is ridiculous. Are they advertising padded muscle suits now?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 9, 2025 6:24 PM |
Broad shoulders can make your eyes appear closer together.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 9, 2025 7:12 PM |
He needs to fire his publicist. Major branding fail.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 9, 2025 9:19 PM |
The caption very clearly states it’s a bodysuit. Good lord, people.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 9, 2025 9:21 PM |
He's nothing but a Dollar General version of Matthew McConaughey.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 9, 2025 9:24 PM |
R6 Bless your heart
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 9, 2025 9:53 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 10, 2025 4:09 AM |
I've had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 10, 2025 4:12 AM |
Tom and Lorenzo have several photos. Some of these are just....bizarroland
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 11, 2025 9:47 PM |