Jack’s a little cray, but I still love him. Are they both still hiding in the closet? Wouldn’t surprise me if they bumped mussies at some random Kennedy soirée back in the day. You’d think they’d be besties, but nope.
I guess Abby Champion got a beard contract for life.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 9, 2025 12:01 AM |
[quote]Even Patrick's half-brother Joseph Baena, 27, who dad Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered with the family's housekeeper, was in attendance.
OUCH!
However, this is a non-story, really, in that Caroline Kennedy or any of her other children were not present either.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 9, 2025 12:01 AM |
They may didn’t want that dramatic queen stealing the spotlight from the bride. 🤷♂️
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 9, 2025 12:03 AM |
So what? I haven’t been invited to some of my cousins’ weddings. Depends on the size or how intimate couples want their weddings to be, and how close you are to your cousins. I’ve never seen anything to suggest that Jack and Patrick are close.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 9, 2025 12:19 AM |
TMZ says Joseph wasn’t invited to Patrick’s wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 9, 2025 12:25 AM |
There are thousands of descendents of Joe Kennedy Senior now. At some point even they have to say enough is enough when it comes to cousins.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 9, 2025 12:29 AM |
Patrick is a Schwarzenegger not really a Kennedy. He is Hollywood. I don't see Patrick and Jack having much in common. I would be really surprised to see Patrick at the DNC but of course he'd make it to the Met Gala
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 9, 2025 12:34 AM |
0/10
The article didn't mention a single Kennedy that [italic]was[/italic] there.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 9, 2025 12:36 AM |
Mom is a Kennedy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 9, 2025 1:06 AM |
Was Son of Nosepicker invited?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 9, 2025 1:25 AM |
Patrick Schwarzenegger is STRAIGHT?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 9, 2025 3:24 PM |