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Movies for Cheap Cunts: 1995's "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Movie"

It's just about the talkiest gay porno you'll ever see, but even still, the wild colors are a sight to see if you're stoned at 2am.

This underperforming cash grab delighted child audiences in the summer of 1995. Despite obvious budget cuts and a story that would bore a Cuisinart, it's become something of a cult classic among vacant Millennials. The boy Rangers are queer-coded, as are the brightly-lit sets and the FAG-AND-A-HALF SUPERVILLAIN who's dressed all in purple and loves hacky pop culture references.

It would've made more at the box office, but this was the summer of Casper, Congo, Pocahontas, Mortal Kombat, and Batman Forever - all much stronger films for kids and teens.

It stars a bunch of assholes you've never heard of, and it's free on Youtube.

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by Anonymousreply 1September 7, 2025 10:31 PM

It's morphin' time!

by Anonymousreply 1September 7, 2025 10:31 PM
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