I'm on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship in Cabo San Lucas right now. AMA

OP, can you describe the ship’s demographics? Does it skew older? Mixed ages? Lots of kids? Families? Couples? Singles? Totally hetero? Kinda gay?

Are the Americans on board behaving themselves?

Very mixed. Not too many kids, since most would be in school now, and it's a six-day cruise. Lots of younger couples, college-aged groups, family groups. All ethnicities. I'm an eldergay myself, and definitely a "get off my lawn" type, so the preponderance of tacky, trashy outfits and tattoos on so many people annoys me, but that's just me. Although I will say that now I have the answer to the question I always ask myself when I see some ridiculously over-the-top tacky and downright ugly outfits in advertising or in stores: Who on earth would wear something like that?

How's the food? Is there any entertainment?

How’s the norovirus?

[quote]I might not be able to reply until Tuesday since I refuse to pay for the ship's crazy expensive internet service.

Then what good are you?

OP, do you plan to continue your onboard celibate lifestyle for the duration of this cruise also?

OP what is the buffet breakfast like? I love buffets. Describe it real good and turn me on.

Have you managed to snag any tail OP?

My mussy stinks.

Op kidnaps early 20s white dykes from conservative families. Be careful yall.

Do they have a good colored wait staff?

[quote]since I refuse to pay for the ship's crazy expensive internet service.

Gurl, ain't you got a smart phone?

Is Yellow and his band performing? 🪇 🥁 🪘

What type of low brow cunt brags about being on a cruise but yet too broke or too cheap to pay for the internet. Where they do THAT at?

Why OP? Since you are obviously aware enough of its tackiness and knew you would be surrounded by trash - what makes you still want to go on it?

R15- Also too cheap to pay a bit extra to go on a proper GAY cruise and STILL not get laid