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Taylor Swift’s mean girl anthem

The Swifties are salivating! These were transcribed from a blurry picture from an album booklet:

All the time you've spent on me

It's honestly wild

All the effort you've put in

It's actually romantic

Really got to hand it to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

Hadn't thought of you in a long time

But you keep sending me funny ??s

And I know you think it comes off (vicious?)

But it's precious, (adorable?) Like a tiny chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse

That's how much it hurts

How many times has your boyfriend said

"Why are we always talking about her?"

Heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the coke's got you ranting

?? by?? and (that/then) you said you're glad he ghosted me

Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to (see my face?)

Some people might be offended

You talking dirty to me

It sounded nasty but it feels like you're flirting with me

I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it

It's kind of making me wet

Cause it's actually sweet

All that time you've spent on me

It's honestly lovely

All the effort you've put in It's actually romantic

Really got to hand it to you

No man has ever loved me like you do

It's actually romantic

You've just given me so much... ??

It's actually romantic

It's so romantic

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by Anonymousreply 7September 7, 2025 4:40 PM

[quote]Heard you call me "Boring Barbie" when the coke's got you ranting

In cocainum veritas, to paraphrase. It got to her because she knows it's true, she's blandness incarnate.

by Anonymousreply 1September 7, 2025 11:04 AM

[quote] I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it

Lies.

[quote]It's kind of making me wet

She’s so unsexual like a child using naughty words

by Anonymousreply 2September 7, 2025 12:05 PM

Blake Lively shout out!

by Anonymousreply 3September 7, 2025 12:17 PM

r2 Seriously, she does nothing but write tracks about her exes, it's like her whole thing.

The wet part made me gag, but her crazy fans will probably hail it as a world-changing revolution.

by Anonymousreply 4September 7, 2025 12:20 PM

[quote] Blake Lively shout out!

Charli XCX apparently

by Anonymousreply 5September 7, 2025 3:42 PM

"You wrote a song .."

Joe Jonas or John Mayer?

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by Anonymousreply 6September 7, 2025 4:26 PM

Do boring we gotta talk about it.

by Anonymousreply 7September 7, 2025 4:40 PM
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