Pictured below:
Nicolas Cage on the left and Sean Penn on the right...
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Pictured below:
Nicolas Cage on the left and Sean Penn on the right...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 8, 2025 4:18 AM |
Thank you for making that distinction, OP; otherwise, we wouldn't have known who was who.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 7, 2025 12:20 AM |
Should have been a poll
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 7, 2025 12:21 AM |
Nicolas Cage, but quite a margin. He had such dreamy eyes and luscious lips.
He did not age well, however.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 7, 2025 12:21 AM |
Both ugly.
NEXT!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 7, 2025 12:22 AM |
Shouldn't you have added Condoleeza Rice among the choices?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 7, 2025 12:23 AM |
John Leguizamo!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 7, 2025 12:25 AM |
R3, what do you think of Cage's nose?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 7, 2025 12:30 AM |
I’ve always had the hots for Nicholas Cage. His super-hairy chest is just the cherry on top!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 7, 2025 12:33 AM |
Cage by a mile, then and now.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 7, 2025 12:41 AM |
He was at his sexiest and his best built in Red Rock West.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 7, 2025 12:47 AM |
Puking as I type.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 7, 2025 12:51 AM |
Cage
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 7, 2025 12:56 AM |
Those are both nepotism faces
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 7, 2025 1:09 AM |
Cage is derpy looking and always has been. Young Penn looks like my first boyfriend, so he wins imo.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 7, 2025 1:13 AM |
Cage. And he has aged better too.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 7, 2025 1:18 AM |
Penn
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 7, 2025 1:56 AM |
Better looking than what?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 7, 2025 2:14 AM |
I loved Cage’s beautiful hairy chest
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 7, 2025 2:33 AM |
"How he got his start'??
He's Francis Ford Coppola's fucking nephew! That's how he got his start!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 7, 2025 2:36 AM |
They both embodied raw male energy that was *dangerous*, so what’s not to love? They were both stallions who could never be tamed, when I was young it was great. They were both smoldering, hotness, and were surely incredible in bed. I was attracted to Nic because he was unpredictable, while Sean was sexy for his passion and even his rage.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 7, 2025 2:36 AM |
Tied
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 7, 2025 4:30 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 7, 2025 5:02 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 7, 2025 5:03 PM |
Penn smoldered. He also had a killer body. He was total fire in At Close Range
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 7, 2025 5:43 PM |
R24 And in "Colors"
This is a tough one. Cage will always be Randy -the hot punk rocker from the wrong side of the tracks to me. But Penn also looked tasty AF in the 80s-early 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 7, 2025 5:53 PM |
This is Penn in 2022, and he could STILL get it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 7, 2025 5:56 PM |
Charlie Sheen
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 7, 2025 5:59 PM |
I just saw preview with Penn in them for the new PT Anderson movie, and he's in fantastic shape. He has very very low body fat, which is pretty hard for a guy his age. His face does look old,. though, and his hair is very silver.
I'm sure he could get it in Palm Springs with the elderly crowd, and maybe also with some younger people who want muscledaddies. And I'm sure because of his celebrity he's vulnerable to fortune hunters, despite his infamy as a physically abusive partner.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 7, 2025 6:00 PM |
Sean Penn looks like a cigarette butt on the sidewalk smells.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 7, 2025 6:03 PM |
Penn has always looked like trailer trash to me, which also explains why he's an angry abuser.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 7, 2025 8:03 PM |
When did they both look their best?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 7, 2025 10:07 PM |
I think Penn's looks lasted longer. He looked good in his early forties, while Cage had pretty much lost his looks by then.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 7, 2025 11:30 PM |
[Quote]Sean Penn looks like a cigarette butt on the sidewalk smells.
And Cage always looked like he needed a good scrub. As the critic John Simon said of him 'Cage should be his address not his name'
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 7, 2025 11:35 PM |
Emilio Estevez
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 7, 2025 11:40 PM |
Penn by a mile.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 7, 2025 11:43 PM |
Penn was sexier. Cage is not a sexy man.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 7, 2025 11:55 PM |
R36, why not sexy?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 8, 2025 12:23 AM |
R37 he is goofy and awkward. Doesn’t move with confidence and not handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 8, 2025 1:57 AM |
Cage might have been stealth sexy but Penn was more throw you around the room sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 8, 2025 2:28 AM |
Penn was more charismatic and a better actor, in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 8, 2025 2:38 AM |
Tell me about it R39!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 8, 2025 2:53 AM |
In their prime, Penn was less ugly than Cage. Currently... the tables have been turned.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 8, 2025 3:01 AM |
[quote] Cage is derpy looking
What the fuck does that mean, R14?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 8, 2025 3:07 AM |
Both were pretty ugly, but Cage was the best looking.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 8, 2025 3:14 AM |
Nicolas Cage was fucking sexy in Valley Girl.
And that was the extent of it.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 8, 2025 3:20 AM |
OMG Valley Girl!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 8, 2025 3:31 AM |
Neither one would turn heads on a street.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 8, 2025 4:04 AM |
In a world with Matt Dillon, who cared abut these two dolts?
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