Jennifer Lopez is leaving Hollywood!

National Enquirer?

Oh, please. It’s not the setting; it’s her.

Toxic is a person going out each day with the purpose of being photographed.

She’s addicted to attention. What, she’s going to live in anonymity on a farm? lol

That lipstick would've looked horrible in 1999 let alone now

Jennifer who?

Thank you, R3. Forget the headline, the lip liner was the first thing I noticed. I had to do an image search to confirm the picture wasn't from 1995, but it's from Thursday (9/4).

I don't think I have ever seen her face look so thin.

Would anyone feel the lack?

Quiet life? That bitch would dry up if she wasn't getting constant attention

Get rekt, skank.

Oh please - she don't give a FUCK.

She may buy another property overseas, but that doesn't mean anything.

She has Kiss of the Spider Woman coming out in a few weeks. She has Oscar campaigning to do!

No one likes her, that's why she's leaving.

National Enquirer. Next.

I am just torn apart by the constant attention of the members of the populace, who are so wild about all my latest projects! I long not to be so wanted and adored!

How do the press always seem to know where I'll next turn up? I am just a simple woman wanting to live a humble and anonymous life!

I'll miss her taco-flavored kisses.

Upon hearing the news, Ben Affleck went outside for a relief Dunkin and a smoke.

Once she leaves Hollywood, the toxicity will leave, too.

She's just Jenny from the block.

She’s so full of shit

Why doesn't she just go back to the Bronx?

She's leaving on a jet plane

Don't doubt she'll be back again

Where's she going to go? "Abroad" is very vague. London? Istanbul? Mexico City? Auckland? Where will her non-binary daughter and withdrawn son (both still in high school, I believe?) be happy to live - ripped away from their friends and schools, further trauma in their young lives?

Her face is super-thin. Has she been microdosing Retatrutide, like so many in Hollywood?

@11 "National Enquirer. Next."

The National Enquirer may be (=is) trash, but they've broken a lot of stories that people scoffed at but which turned out to be true.

Hollywood left her skank criminal no-talent ass a long time ago.

[quote] Where's she going to go? "Abroad" is very vague. London? Istanbul? Mexico City? Auckland?

Antarctica.

She's talented at making money and staying in the spotlight.

Translation:

My lousy career, which has been going on fumes for years will be run off the road completely when my newest and most expensive stinkeroo opens and flops badly, ending my career for good!

Your lips to God's ears!

Don't let the door hit you...

Ditch the fake tits.

I’m so grateful she informed us in advance, so that we can knit our black veils and sit shiva.

👋👋👋

[quote] Jennifer Lopez is leaving Hollywood!

IF ONLY!

Just as I was getting ready to leave her.

[quote]Jennifer Lopez is leaving Hollywood!

Didn't realize she was here.

Except when there were empty seats.

Leaving? I didn’t know she was there