I went to the penis museum yesterday.

Didja see yours, OP?

It titillates me to know they have a cafe.

[quote] It titillates me to know they have a cafe.

It’s a penis museum not a mammary museum.

No you didn't.

I get my titillation wherever, whenever I can, Faerie.

Di you see any penis in the mens room stalls?

Did you sit on anything?

Have you also been to Bhutan?

Do they have interactive displays? Do they sell lube in the gift shop?

I used to go to one frequently in San Francisco.

It was located at 6th & Harrison, called Blow Buddies.

Weird that all the marketing pictures are of female visitors.

Verificatia of museum sizemeat?

What was the most interesting thing you saw OP?

Did you learn anything?

"Weird that all the marketing pictures are of female visitors."

Most straight men wouldn't want to do it (though it is in Europe); gay men would rather focus on the real thing - adding to their own history of penis.

Is this like The Puppetry of the Penis?

Is there an ass museum?

Did you try the penis waffles? What does the gift shop sell?

Potted plants. Penis flytraps.

Who has the biggest dicks around the world? Have dicks gotten bigger or smaller over time?

Do you put your dick size in the guest book?

OP saw a mummified mosquito penis in the museum and became insanely jealous of its girth and size.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

I actually did R4. I’m in Reykjavik on a cruise.

I posted as kind of a joke. The museum is actually tasteful and fairly scientific. I won’t lie, I was expecting/ hoping for something a bit sleazy, but this was not it.

No and no R9.

r14 is correct, R11. It was almost all women when I was there.

Not only a cafe R2, but a full bar.

Elephants R19

Touché R21

Sorry girls, I suck dick.

Well I guess I should say R2, that the cafe has a well stocked liquor wall and several beers on tap, but it isn’t actually a “bar”

suggestive t-shirts, mugs, etc R17. Typical tourist junk. Nothing actually sexual.

The most famous perfectly intact penis of all time.

David

There was a section on art R27, and it said that Roma/Greek art often portrayed dicks far smaller than they actually were (if there was a model). Having a big dick was seen as … not “bad”, but almost sinful/ lucivious.

Do you pre-book before you pre-cum to the museum?

Did they have Rasputin’s ginormous wiener in a jar?

I will visit this place....purely to do research on how sick and disgusting it is!

R31 - You must - and yes, I checked - they do allow photography. Such perversion! You need to capture it all and bring it back! A fine unsullied man like you is just the man to do it!

[Quote] Is there an ass museum?

The Glutenheim

That place is enough to give anyone nightmares about hens' parties.

That's why all the people in the photos are women. The #1 difference between fraus and gay men is that the former somehow find penises endlessly hilarious.